Liv Tyler

Liv Tyler deserves at least 100 of those cheap ass MTV Movie Award popcorns for holding her smile while standing that close to Rumer Willis. Liv is a nice woman, so she's thinking, "Hmmm....interesting." Actually, Liv is probably stoned. She's excited because she thinks she just caught a giant, fried tater.

Here's Liv with Tater Head at the MTV Movie Awards tonight.

Ashton Kutcher's 30th Birthday party at Socialista in NYC might have become a party for Hep instead! The New York City Health Department announced that a bartender at the joint tested positive for Hepatitis A. The bartender only worked three nights and one of those nights was February 7th, Ashton's Birthday party. The bartender also worked on the 8th and 11th. The Health Dept. has asked that everyone who attended the party get vaccinated right away.

Guests at Ashton's party included, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Liv Tyler, Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, Salma Hayek and Roberto Cavalli.

Hep A is less serious form of Hep and will usually keep you in bed for a couple of weeks, but you won't die. The bartender reportedly caught it on a recent trip to Honduras.

A celebrity Hep scare and Paris Hilton isn't to blame?! She must be kind of bummed.

This is why it's so hard to eat delicious snacks at a bar. I'm so afraid of catching Hep A, but I can't help it. The snacks are so tasty even if they have a coating of Hep! That's probably what keeps them crunchy.

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Liv Tyler started modeling at the age of 14 and quickly started getting film roles making her a household name. She says that before she became a mother she was always on a diet. She said, "I've been a model and actress since I was 14, so I've been on a diet my whole life." When the 29-year-old got knocked up she stopped dieting, so her baby wouldn't come out all anorexic and shit. Liv thinks the models are too skinny now and remember the supermodels of the 90s were never like that. "I'm friends with Helena Christensen and Linda Evangelista, and I remember Linda telling me that when she was a model [in the '90s], a sample size was a 6 or an 8. Now a sample dress size is a 0 or a 2. That's pretty alarming. There's a lot of pressure on [the models]. It's not healthy. I can't even imagine what that's like." Size 4?! What a FAT ASS! I agree with Liv. I totally miss the models of the 90s. There aren't any supermodels nowadays, because they die of eating disorders before reaching any kind of height in their careers! Source

I haven't seen Liv Tyler for a while. For a moment there she was a lard ass, but she seems to have slimmed down. She looked hot as she did some shopping over the weekend. You know it's a terrible news day when you're writing about this bore. On that note I'm gonna go get drunk and drown in my own nose spit.

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