Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin dated billionaire bear Steve Wozniak for a quick minute, but she claims she never did fuckey fuckey times with him. Insane.

She told UsWeekly, "We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything! The truth is. we really were friends the whole time. When we went to the Emmys together, I put on this really huge engagement ring and didn’t tell him. There are these great photos of me posing with this great big fake diamond ring. He didn’t notice! I was like, 'Oh, by the way at the Emmys, I had on a fake engagement ring!' And he was like, 'Oh, that’s very funny.'"

After they broke up in April, Steve quickly became engaged to another snatch. Kathy said she has met Steve's new piece and "and she’s a thousand times more appropriate!"

Kathy needs a lobotomy and therapy. How the hell are you going to date a billionaire and not get sexy with him? I mean, the dude is made of money! If you suck on his teddy bear dick long enough, money probably comes out. It's like sucking off an ATM!

Kathy Griffin has split with that rich Apple dude! Think of all the billions of dollars that got away. That makes me cry.

Kathy told UsWeekly that she's just friends with Steve Wozniak now. The two started dating last year. Kathy went on to say, "I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else... I think he might be married. I don’t really know that for sure, though." Kathy! How the fuckity hell did this happen? She's letting some other bitch take her treasure!

Kathy had the winning lottery ticket in her hands and she didn't cash it! She should have taken Steve to Vegas, gotten him drunk and married his ass without a prenup! It's easy. They do it on soap operas all the time.

There's no way I would let that much money get away from my ass. You may call it being a dirty ass gold digger, but......ok...you would be right to call me that. There's nothing wrong with it! When life hands you a billionaire, you fuck him dumb, take his money and get the hell out of there!

Here's Kathy with Jackie Warner at the GLAAD Media Awards this past weekend.

Kathy Griffin said that she's been banned AGAIN by Barbara Walters and isn't allowed on "The View" anymore. Kathy told Page Six that she was banned for making fun of Babs. She said, "I was supposed to be on 'The View' today. But then I get a call from [producer] Bill Geddie, and he says, 'You were too mean to Barbara [Walters] on your last special, so you can't come on.' Can you believe it? I've been banned before but never re-banned!"

As Babs gets older, she's becoming more of a baby. Hand her a bottle of warm milk. Babs should know better. What she should have done is bring Kathy on the show, confront her, tell her to "go to hell", slap her and then kick her off the show. YouTube gold! Babs missed a perfect opportunity.

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