Kim Kardashian

Eva Longoria, is that you? Here's Kim and her bubble ass out shopping at 'Intermix' on Robertson Boulevard in LA. For someone who 'dressed down"  to go shopping she sure goes through a lot of trouble to make it look like she's not wearing any make-up.

Wenn

First Kim Kardashian's little sister worked the stripper pole on an episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and now she's reenacting "Girls Gone Wild."

Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and their mother headed down to Joe Francis' house in Mexico to shoot some sort of sleazy ad campaign for the Girls Gone Wild bikini line. While they were gone Kim's stepbrother, Brody Jenner and his manager Frankie, babysat the younger Kardashian girls. Frankie pulls out a camera and videotapes the girls pretending they are on GGW. Not even joking. Send this girl to a monastery before it's too late.

Spotted at Jezebel

Yesterday was the premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" on E! It stars uber-slut Kim Kardashian and her family as they show us why Hollywood families are all sorts of fucked up.

In this clip above Robin Antin of the Pussycat Dolls shows Kim how to work the stripper pole. The stripper pole is in Kim's parent's room. How romantic.

The clip gets creepy when Kim's little half-sister, Kylie, strolls into the room wearing high heels and works the pole like Nomi Malone in Showgirls. That girl has to be like 10-years-old! I didn't start the hooker moves until I was at least 11!

Bruce Jenner comes in as the "voice of reason" and tells his daughter he doesn't think it's funny. Um....this is what you get when you have a stripper pole in your damn room!