Kim Kardashian

 

Page Six reports that Fat Elvis is a broke ass bitch. Reportedly he's been cutt off by his wealthy family for not getting his shit together. He was sent to rehab, but according to sources that did absolutely nothing. His family is tired of him "using and abusing" and no longer want to pay for his dirty habits.

 

He's also been asking for cash from friends, but nobody's willing to help. Sources say he's also been crashing at Scott Storch's Miami pad. Fat Elvis infamously bounced a $10,000 check to Joe Francis a couple of years ago. He was also on camera calling Lindsay Lohan "poor." Now who's the poor piece of trash?

 

While in Miami Fat Elvis has been hanging out with a model friend. Dumb ho probably doesn't know he's broke. A good golddigger will always do her research.

 

Here's Fat Elvis with Kim KardASSian at a fashion show in Miami yesterday. She's probably telling him they can make some dough if they release a sex tape together. SICK! A Fat Elvis sex tape would kill the porn industry. Nobody wants to see that oily dick in action. The only good thing about fucking FE would be that no lube is required.  

 

 

 

 

 

There's a little debate on whether or not Kim KardASSian had butt implants put in. I personally think that fat ass is real. Maybe, she wears those butt-lift panties under her super-tight dresses to enhance the rear.  

 

Anyway, here's Kim and her ass attending a show at Mercedes-Benz fashion week in Miami. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone is commenting on how juicy Kim Kardashian's ass is from these pics taken yesterday. We know bitch has a booty that could launch some lethal farts. I'm more interested in her hot mom. The "posh bob" and "Olsen heels", I think I love her.  

 

There's also a rumor that Kim had ass-plants put in. She should have an ass-battle with CoCo . 

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Kardashian will join The Pussycat Dolls show in Las Vegas this August. She will follow in the footsteps of ScarJo, Carmen Electra, Xtina and other.  

 

Kim's clame to fame is showing that ass in a sex tape co-starring Ray-J. Robin Antin's scary face has already been showing Kim some hot moves.

 

Kim is going to turn on the cheese for sure. You'd probably be better off spending your dough at your local strip club. The moves will be hotter and the drinks will be cheaper.

 

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Riddle me this? Who the hell poses like this while waiting for your car? Kim Kardashian needs to realize that just because Paris Hilton is in jail doesn't mean we need another no-talent skank to replace her ass. She's probably pushing out the jizz she took in earlier. I'm awful I know. Save it for the porn cameras Kim!

 

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First Lindsay Lohan thinks she can lay it down and now this ho? Just because you screw every DJ in the city, doesn't mean you can DJ! Kim Kardashian needs to stop! Homegirl played J all weekend in Miami. She also needs to CLOSER HER DAMN MOUTH! Ugh and stop posing!

 

This is not a photoshoot for DUMBSLUTTRAMP Magazine! She's still hot though.  

 

 

 

 

Porn-star Kim Karadashian has been linked to Nick Cannon, Ray-J, Marques Houston, The Game, Tyrese and now Reggie Bush. WTF? Reggie is a hot bitch why the hell is he getting with this tramp?!

 

Sources say that Kim and Reggie have been dating for a few months now, but are just starting to take things public. Sources say that Kim is also a huge USC football fan (where Reggie played.) I'm sure she's a "fan" meaning she's probably done every team member.

 

Reggie currently plays for the New Orleans' Saints.

 

Source: US Weekly

 

 

 

Us Weekly is reporting that Kim Kardashian has settled with Vivid Entertainment for $5 million. Kim sued the company back in February for distributing a sex tape she made with Ray-J. Kim claims she didn't leak the tape, but come on.....

 

Vivid must also stop selling the tape by May.

 

A source close to Kim said, "Kim is relieved that she can now move on from this embarrassing chapter in her life."

 

More like Kim relieved herself on her latest boy toy. She's into that right?

 

Kim leaked the tape and we all know it. This whole thing was probably set up from the beginning. Kim would deny it, fake sue Vivid and they'd settle for an amount she was going to get paid anyway.

 

 

 

 

 

I am adopting Kim Kardashian as my new favorite for many reasons. One, she loves water sports and I've always wanted to learn how to jet ski. Second, she is obviously a fan of  Boone's Farm and Strawberry Hill is my beverage of choice for a classy and elegant evening. Third, she reportedly despises Paris Hilton. 

 

Kim K for President! 

 

Source: T&M's 

 

 

 

Mischa Barton left dinner at Mr. Chow with Kim Kardashian wearing a wet t-shirt. Isn't Kim into watersports? That's cool and all, but it's not cool do it in a public place. Nasty. 

 

Source: People