Kim Kardashian

Sunday, April 8th 2007

She Already Messed Up On That One

 
Paris Hilton was nowhere to be found at Kim Kardashian's Birthday party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night.
 
Don't worry, that didn't bring down the "slut-factor" of this event. Kim and other hanger-on, Caroline D'Whore, made sure that didn't happen. I don't know why I like Kim Kardashian. She's absolutely ridiculous. She looks like the 45-year-old mistress of a sheik or something. 
 
 
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Sunday, March 25th 2007

Oops!

 
People Magazine has brought Robert Kardashian back to life! He passed in 2003, but came back to life to watch his slutbaghodaughter on the runway. Hahaha, I've made worse mistakes.
 
I'm sure he's rolling in his grave anyway, because of THIS or THIS!
 
Thanks Court 
 
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Tuesday, February 20th 2007

She Really Does Love Water Sports

kimk.jpg Kim Kardashian is currently the star of a sex tape she made with Brandy's brother, Ray J. Unfortunately, the released tape does not feature the scene we were all promised. The scene features Kim and Ray J enjoying a little golden showers. Ewww, you know she drinks that. Ironically enough, Kim has just signed on to star in a TV show about water sports. The show called Beyond the Break airs on the Noggin network. WTF is that?! The show about surfing shoots in Hawaii. Kim will star in 4 episodes. A source said, "They came to her. She didn't even have to read for it." Oh really? I'm sure she'll be offered in a William Shakespeare play next. She's that good. Meryl Streep better watch herself. It's sad when you release your own tape for publicity and all you get is some surfing show on a cable channel nobody has heard of. Source

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Wednesday, February 7th 2007

The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Here's a preview of the sex tape Kim Kardashian denied, but later admitted to. This is the tape she made with Brandy's brother, Ray-J. It's said to include a little golden showers.

Don't worry, there's nothing graphic on the preview. Well, except for Kim's shelf-ass.

Vivid will put out the entire situation on DVD February 28th. It will be called "Kim Kardashian Superstar."

Kim says she's "blindsided" by the sale. Um...your blindsides, cause you got piss in your eyes.

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Sunday, February 4th 2007

Kim Kardashian Basically Confirms Sex Tape

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Kim Kardashian is a damn slut of a liar. She swore that a sex tape she made with Brandy's brother, Ray-J, did not exist. She's singing a different tune. She's now saying there are tapes, but that she isn't involved in selling them.

She said, "Have there been tapes? Maybe, yes. But are they for sale? No. Not for sale. That's our business."

There have been multiple reports that Kim is involved is selling the tape hoping to make some cash. SugarDVD and Joe Francis have been names rumored to be interested in buying the tape.

She went on to say, "I'm not poor; I'm not desperate. I would never attempt to sell a tape. It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I have two successful businesses, and I don't need the money."

Of course it's not about the money. Kim saw how Paris Hilton became an overnight celebrity due to sucking dick on camera. I think she wants a piece of that. The tape is also said to feature Kim and Ray-J performing a little water sports. Golden showers y'all!!!

Source

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Wednesday, January 17th 2007

Kim K Isn't Denying a Sex Tape

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Kim Kardashian told TMZ that she isn't involved in selling an alleged sex tape between her and Ray J. I posted earlier that a tape of the two was confirmed and showed them in various states of sex including golden showers....yes pee pee fun. Kim didn't deny that a tape doesn't exist, but she said she would love to see what they have.

She also said, "There is no tape being shopped. Ray J and I remain friends, and there is nothing he would do to spite me."

Kim is currently dating Nick Cannon.

Kim has previously denied that a tape of sex exists. What a liar mouth! Who wants to see that tape anyway? Actually...I kind of do. I want to see Kim get a big glob of urine on her face!

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Wednesday, January 17th 2007

Kim Kardashian is Into Water Sports!

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Kim Kardashian has denied away that a sex tape featuring herself and Whitney Houston's new lover, Ray-J, exists. TMZ is confirming that the tape is real and currently being shopped around. Apparently, the tape features several sexual acts including water sports. No, I'm not talking about water polo...I'm talking about a ho straight-up being pissed on!

SugarDVD has offered Kim $2 million for rights of the tape and to be their spokesperson. SugarDVD believes that the reason why a deal hasn't been reached is due to Paris Hilton advising Kim not to sell the tape. Jealous much?

First a Screech dirty sanchez and now a Kardashian lemonade bath? What's next? Seriously, you know Kim has a major cheese booty and sucks at sucking dick! I am curious to see what Ray-J is working with. I'm guessing it's long, but skinny. Pencil dick.

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Monday, January 1st 2007

Kim Kardashian is Such a Piece of Trash!

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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian spent yesterday in Sydney shopping up a storm. Kim even looks trashier than Paris which totally boggles my mind. I mean Louis Vuitton purse and bathing suit? Homegirl looks like she got that in Chinatown. That bag looks like an usued prop from Married to the Mob. If you told me Kim Kardashian was a tranny, Thai hooker...I'd believe you.

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