Halle Berry

Halle Berry has reportedly asked the James Bond producers to let her come back to the series. She is apparently desperate to star with Daniel Craig. Halle played Jinx in Die Another Day with Pierce Brosnan. She was awful. The rumor is that Halle wants it so bad that she's agreed to do it for free. I'm sure this will never happen. Halle attended Ebony magazine's pre-Oscar party last night. She brought her mom, Judith. That's what Britney's going to look like in 2 years. Halle looks hot, but where's Gabriel Aubry? He's my favorite thing about Halle.

Halle Berry thinks she's the Queen of the World even though she's a no-talent ho who got lucky! Anyway, she's hired an Orange County painting firm to work on her kitchen cabinets for a whopping $57,000. Halle thinks that because she's paying so much she can make stupid demands.

Part of the contract states that employees cannot approach Miss Berry on or off the premises. They also cannot speak to Miss Berry unless they are spoken to by Miss Berry.

What is wrong with these people? Doesn't she remember where she came from? In two years homegirl is going to wish people would talk to her let alone remember her ass! Stupid ho!

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For the past couple of weeks, internet sites have started the rumor that Halle Berry is knocked up. She has been seen around town sporting a little (and I mean tiny) bit of baggage in the bun area. This has caused many people to think that she's expecting boyfriend Gabriel Aubry's baby. Halle squashed rumors at the People's Choice Awards.

She said, "I wish they would stop that because being pregnant is such a serious event in a woman's life and to make light of life when I had an extra burger is getting a little annoying."

How is that making light of life? Why she got to put it like that and she had an EXTRA burger? Fat ass!

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Rumors of Halle Berry being knocked up are all over the internet. She went shopping the other day with a tiny baby bump. It could be nothing, but she looks a little knocked up to me. I think her friend's are about 9-months pregnant each. Maybe they are all going to lamaze classes together.

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Hollyscoop is reporting that Halle Berry may be pregnant with the hotness that is Gabriel Aubry's child. They claim that sources close to her are saying she's expecting. Halle met model Gabriel during a Versace photoshoot only months ago, but she's already stated publicly that she wants to have his kids. The two are 9 years apart.

Hottest kids ever. Well, maybe. Sometimes two hotties do not make a hot. I mean look at Heidi Klum and Seal. Fug babies everywhere. Anywhere, I hope Halle has finally found happiness. Homegirl deserves it after trying to kill herself and dogs by suffocating her ass in a Volvo.