Kanye West

During Amy Wino's tour de trainwreck performance at Glastonbury yesterday, she called Kanye West a "cunt" during one of her songs. I refreshed his blog all night, hoping he would deliver another CAPS-filled rant. He did not do this. He posted this shit instead. Hey, at least it's in all CAPS. He didn't disappoint me there. Hopefully, Kanye was so fucking mad that he threw his MacBook Air out of the window while posting. Wait, do MacBook Airs fly? If they don't, Apple needs to get on that.

Below is the video of Wino singing "I'm not openiiiing for a cunt like Kaaaaaanyeeeeeee-aaa-eeeee." It's at the 2-minute mark. Bitches need to watch and learn. This is how you do it! This is how you entertain.

And here's some pics of The Wino returning to her tomb at The Clinic after her performance.

Kanye West is angry about the whole Bonnaroo fiasco. He's so angry that he wants to pop a CAP in a bitch and he did. Kanye took to his blog and ranted almost entirely in CAPS! I couldn't read that shit, because I feel like he's screaming at me like a crazy person. When somebody is yelling at me (which is often), I go downstairs, take a walk to the nearest bar, down a shot of patron, come back upstairs and pretend like nothing happened. If they start screaming at me again, I repeat all steps. So... here's just a slice of Kanye's rant. You can read the entire cry-baby-rant at his blog.

This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want.... arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of.... BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN'T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN! LIKE WAYNE SAYS PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME DOWN CAUSE I'M FLYING! I'M FUCKING HURT BY THIS ONE. ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE THE FANS. JUST SAY THIS OUT LOUD IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, "KANYE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GIVING A GOOD PERFORMANCE." CAN ANYONE HONESTLY SAY THAT ????????? HAS ANYONE EVEN TAKEN THE TIME TO AT LEAST DO THE MATH??? BONNAROO SHOULD HAVE RELEASED A STATEMENT IN MY DEFENSE BUT SINCE THEY HAVEN'T LET'S BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ON THIS TRUMAN SHOW AND LET YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY OCCURRED!!! FOR OVER A MONTH WE WENT BACK AND FORTH ON WETHER OR NOT WE COULD EVEN FIT MY STAGE AT THE FESTIVAL. ONE DAY THEY WOULD SAY YES... WE'D SEND THEM OUR SPECS THEN THEY THEY'D SAY OK... THEN THEY WOULD SEND SPECS BACK THAT DIDN'T FIT THE STAGE. WE WERE OBVIOUSLY DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THE CAPACITY TO REALLY PUT ON THIS SHOW PROPERLY. THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

And he goes on and on...and on. All in caps! You know, I'm starting to like Kanye. I used to think he was a total tampon with douchey sunglasses, but now I'm digging his mini-emotional-breakdowns that are best expressed in CAPS. He's like that kid in grade school that would start a petition, because he was so angry that they only served chicken nuggets one day a week. I mean, he would get really emotional about it. Kanye sort of dresses like that kid too. I always loved that kid. But I don't love CAPS!

VIA Funny Or Die

Earlier I posted about how a bunch of bitches at Bonnaroo got mad at Kanye West for being almost 2 hours late to his set. They chanted "Kanye Sucks" and threw glow sticks at the stage. Hardcore shit. Well, they also left him a lovely parting gift on the port-a-potties.

Those hippies are so fucking artistic.

The always polite and considerate, Kanye West, pissed off the crowd at the Bonnaroo Musical Festival in Tennessee because his set started two hours late. Kanye and Wino (see below) were busy with a riveting game of Connect 4. The AP reports that Kanye was scheduled for 2:45am, but he didn't go on until 4:25am.

The two hour delay was blamed on Kanye's massive set. The crew had to put together some gigantic Star Trek spaceship shit or something and that's what took so long.

The audience did not approve of the delay and some of them started throwing glow sticks at the stage and shouting "Kanye Sucks!" Glow sticks?! Ravers gone wild! Kanye seriously fucked with their Ecstasy roll and they did not appreciate that. Other whores decided this shit was too late for them, so they shuffled off to sleepy time.

When Kanye finally took the stage, he didn't say shit about being late and didn't apologize. Halfway through his set, most of the crowd ditched his ass to become one with their sleeping bags.

I don't think Kanye even knows how to pronounce the words, "I"m sorry." It doesn't compute.

And I'm sorry, but 4:25am?! You know the crowd was filled with a bunch of crackheads who could care less if Kanye was on stage or Marie Osmond was on stage.

Kanye West has put out a second video for "Flashing Lights" and it gave my headache a headache. I already have a massive hangover and all these moving pictures are not helping. Damn. I need another drink.

The video is like a European Ross Dress For Less commercial. I don't think Europe has Ross, but if they did, this would be the commercial. Well, they would have to cut out the part where the chick gets mugged and assaulted.

I still prefer Kanye's first video of this song. I thoroughly enjoy watching jiggly booty and hot bitches beating ass.

Kanye West has responded to that little blog post he wrote the other day where he said Entertainment Weekly was "fucking trash" for rating his concert a B+. First of all, I love that Kanye wrote "fucking trash." Those two words belong together forever. So, here's Kanye's response:

Unfortunately for certain media outlets, you will never be able 2 'Michael Jackson' me. That means 2 make it seem like everything I do is so weird or out of place... they always try 2 make it seem like everything is about my ego! That joke is getting old. At a certain point you have 2 respect that I'm one of the last artist that still cares about the fans having the best time of there lives! Thanks 2 Bossip and Perez for taking it easy on me on the EW spaz... I did go in a little 2 much on that one. I'm sure there are some cool people who work over there and had nothing 2 do with that review. With all that said.... "I'm still the greatest!!!" lol!! Oh and I was in the studio with T.I. last night.... so get ready!!!

How can I respect Kanye when he can't even type out t-o and t-o-o? That's the question! Oh that Kanye! As the wise Danny Noriega would say, "He's too much to handle." It's more like, "He's 2 much to 2 handle."

In the picture above, I totally thought Kanye was wearing Miss Jay's elimination coat from this season of America's Next Top Model.

Somebody give Kanye West a twinkie, because he needs to calm down. Kanye's chonies are in a bunch over Entertainment Weekly's review of his "Glow in the Dark" tour. They gave him a B+. This is not good enough for him and he's taken to his blog to bitch and moan about it.

Entertainment Weekly's Not Invited!

Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album shitty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don't know shit about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're fucking trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me...BOW!! This is not pop, it's pop art!

Kanye should take his own advice. He needs a drink, a Rice Crispy treat, a hug and a couple of bong hits. Where I come from a B+ will get your ass $10 and a pizza party. I mean, it's a review from fucking Entertainment Weekly not Jesus! Although, I heard Jesus gave the show an A-. Don't tell Kanye!

Below is a scan of EW's review that set Kanye OFF. Pop off!