Janice Dickinson

She cares about the public, because she's wearing a one-piece! Now if she would only wear a full bodysuit with face mask! I joke, I joke. Janice Dickinson actually doesn't look bad for a 60-year-old muppet. However, she's not respecting the sea life by going into the water. They don't deserve that. Sharks probably swim away from her scary ass face. She's the perfect shark repellent.

She's also a brave muppet for laying in the sun. All that sun could melt her plastic. I'm sure she looks like a shrinky dinky after a couple of hours in the heat.

Here's Janice being Janice in Hawaii yesterday.

Sly Stallone was on Howard Stern (via Page Six) where he was asked about Janice Dickinson's claims that he injected her ass with roids back in the day. Sly responded with, "The only thing I injected her with was my fist."

I know what he meant, but immediately I pictured Janice on all fours with a roided-up arm in her ass. No wonder she's so fucking crazy. She's still traumatized with the horrific image of Rambo's shitty hand coming out of her butt.

Here's Sly "fisting" Arnie at the "Rambo" premiere in Las Vegas. He's also pictured with his wife Jennifer Flavin. I love her on HSN!

Janice Dickinson went on "Red Eye" this week and claimed Sylvester Stallone regularly used steroids and even injected her with it. She said, "He juiced me. I'd wake up and my arm was as big as Popeye - steroids, testosterone, all that stuff that people say [mimicking Stallone voice], 'Hey, it's not that good 'cause you get really big, you know what I mean?' "

Page Six asked Sly's rep about it who said bitch was lying. "Janice Dickinson lied about the origin of her child, and she's lying about this." He said she was a publicity hound who will say anything for attention.

True, but I believe it. It also looks like they are still using roids. The both of them. They look like they inject that stuff into their ugly ass faces. They are two injections away from looking like Eric Stoltz in Mask.