Naomi Campbell

Wednesday, May 9th 2007

Naomi Campbell Loves to Sweep

 

Naomi Campbell kept a diary while performing community service and those entries have been published in the new issue of  W Magazine. The photos of her all dressed up going to work are also in the magazine.

Naomi said sweeping was one of her favorite chores. “I find solace in sweeping. I have no other responsibility. I have no phone. I have the time to think. Just have, you know, peace.” She should tell Paris Hilton about this, because methinks Paris and a broomstick will soon be bosom buddies.

Naomi also said, “Two of the people in the room have never been on a plane. They ask me what it’s like, and I’m embarrassed to tell them I was on seven planes the week before alone. It’s so interesting to get to know so many different sorts of people.”

Yeah right! You know that ho was like, "You've never been on a plane?! GHETTO! Pieces of trash! Get out of my sight!" 

Source: Fametastic   - Images: Style.com

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, May 8th 2007

What the Hell Kind of GD Outfit is This?!?

 
First Mary-Kate Olsen showed up to the Costume Gala looking like a flock of birds attacked her and now Naomi Campbell does this? That looks like she shaved off her pubic hairs and made a dress out of it.
 
 
 
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Tuesday, May 1st 2007

No, You're Just Addicted

 
Naomi Campbell said that she's "allergic" to booze and quit drinking when she realized this. She also quit drinking, because she realized that most of her scandals involved the sauce.
 
She said, "I choose not to drink today in my life because I find that I'm allergic to alcohol. I'm not someone that's in denial of my problems and I'm not going to lie about my problems and I'm not hiding my problems.

"I have more energy and I have more fun than when I was drinking and I can hang out really late and get up early in the morning with no hangovers and still smile."

I'm happy for you Naomi, but you ain't allergic! You're addicted! There's a big difference. I know hos that are allergic to booze and they can't even take a sip or they will vomit up their insides. They can't even get to the point of being drunk.

She probably thought it sounded like a good excuse after talkiing to some of her Asian friends. Seriously, a lot of Asians are allergic to that shit.

Source: Starpulse

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 11th 2007

Naomi Has No Idea What MTV is Talking About

 
MTV announced weeks ago that it was casting a reality show called "The Minion" which followed Naomi Campbell as she looked for a new personal assistant. The show all set-up to start taping this Friday, but unfortunately it had to be cancelled. Naomi stopped returning the network's calls. Well, that's what she needs an assistant for! DUH!
 
An inside source at MTV told Page Six, "Producers were on the phone with her all the time, setting up the show with her and her manager - but then last week MTV stopped getting their calls returned. The show is pulped. They don't understand why Naomi won't call back."
 
MTV says the show is still in production, but Naomi's rep said there is no show. 
 
The show sounded like a bad idea anyway. Since Naomi is an expert in cleaning, she should be the new host of "How Clean is Your House?" I'd love to see that mess scraping up old cat caca embedded in carpets.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Friday, March 23rd 2007

Is This a Joke?

Naomi Campbell ended her last day of community service by leaving a couture gown. Attention much? I guess those rumors about that Steven Klein shooting her for W Magazine are true. Ugh...why didn't someone throw garbage at her and mess up that gown? Missed opportunity.

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, March 21st 2007

Is Naomi Getting Glam for a Reason?

There might be a reason as to why Naomi Campbell is showing up to community service every morning looking like she's about to step on a damn runway. One of the photographers in the crowd every morning is Steven Klein. Steven shot Naomi for the cover of W Magazine in July.

Rumor has it that the spread will include Naomi in full community service garb and also her shots from walking to work. W has declined to comment.

She does look pretty hot going to work. I hope she locks her stuff up, because if I was doing community service with her I'd be going through her locker and selling her stilettos and coats on eBay!

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Posted by: Michael K


Saturday, March 3rd 2007

Battle of the Wigs

tyna.jpg Tyra Banks' fat ass and Naomi Campbell reunited at the NAACP Awards in Los Angeles last night. It pains me to say this, but Tyra is looking way hotter than Naomi. Tyra's fat ass actually looks hot in that dress and I usually only have terrible things to say about this heifer, but this time I don't have anything bad to say. Naomi is a different story. Tony Curtis in "Some Like It Hot?" Yeah, that's Naomi. tyna1.jpg tyra3.jpg tyra1.jpg naomi2.jpg naomi1.jpg

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Tuesday, February 27th 2007

Posh & Naomi Get Their Own Shows

posh.jpg Posh Beckham and Naomi Campbell have both signed deals for their own reality shows. Let's talk about Posh's first. She has apparently signed a $20 million deal with NBC for a reality show that will document her family's move to the states. David Beckham will be featured in the show, but her children will not. "American Idol" producer, Simon Fuller helped Posh with the deal. He said, “The Americans were falling over themselves to sign Victoria up for a TV show but we had to choose the right deal for her. NBC won out in the end as they have really taken a shine to Vic’s hilarious sense of humour and they want to capitalise on this. She is a funny lady and this new series will show this to the world. Funny is the key word. Just remember that when the show hits our screens. It will humanise her and give her fans an insight into what she’s really like for the first time.” WHAT?! How can she sell out that fast?! Damn at least aim higher. Personally, it could be funny but I think Posh & Becks are pretty boring people. They are normal and seem drama free. The only way this will be hot is if TomKat is in it! I seriously want to see what Katie's bathroom looks like. It's probably wall to wall pills! Heaven! Naomi Campbell has also signed a deal for her own show with MTV. Now this is a show I can chew on! The show will follow Naomi and 6 contestants vying to be her personal assistant. Naomi has been accused of beating down her staff with cell phones and other devices. This is GOLD! A source said, "Naomi is famous for her spats with staff, so the idea is to try to have some fun and capitalize on the situation. Plus, it's TV work, which Naomi hopes will lead to acting jobs." Imagine the challenges! "Ok people, stand on the opposite side of the room. Naomi is going to come out with a gun and starting shooting. The contestants that live after 4 minutes can stay. The rest have to go home...I mean home as in heaven." I need to try out for this just so I can beat that ho on TV! Source, Source

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Tuesday, February 13th 2007

Diddy's Gonna End Up Dead Now

naomiterrence.jpg Naomi Campbell and Diddy were once BFFs and possibly even friends with benefits. Because of this, it was a shock when Diddy attacked Naomi at Troll Dupri's Grammy after-party. Naomi was with Terrence Howard when Diddy started shouting at her ass! A witness said, "Diddy just started screaming at her when he saw her. No one could believe it. He was screaming obscenities at her, and also screaming at Terrence Howard, who was with her." The witness said that Naomi kept her cool. It's rumored that the two had a falling out for several reasons. Naomi is a mess and Diddy is sick of it. Kim Porter, Diddy's current baby mama, also hates Naomi. Diddy also wanted Naomi to be model for him for Sean John, but didn't want to pay her. It was unclear what Diddy actually said to her. You better believe he's gonna end up in the East river any day now. Naomi probably went home and started coming up with a plan. Crazy ho! Source

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Friday, February 9th 2007

Cindy is a Brave Woman

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Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell, two supersupermodels from the 90s, came out to support Donatella Versace last night in Beverly Hills. Donatella and her brother Gianni were honored at the Rodeo Drive Awards. WTF is that? Anyway, you know Naomi is doing everything she can to not beat down Cindy. They both look hot, but Cindy isn't aging so well.

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