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What The Hell Is She Supposed To Be?

Rumer Willis attended the Dream Halloween event to benefit children affected by AIDS last night. I have been sitting here trying to figure what the hell her costume is? Jay Leno as a slutty pirate wench? Jay Leno as a slutty Esmerelda from Hunchback of Notre Dame? Jay Leno as a Moulin Rouge girl? I can't figure it out!

Whatever it is bitch needed to stay home. The wig, the costume, the vagina flash. This is a children's event! She probably sent so many innocent kiddies screaming in horror.

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Poor Child

What the hell did Rumer Willis do to her hairdresser? Did she steal her dog or something? OMG! Iggy anyone?

First she went blonde and now she has copper steel wool sitting on top of her head. She looks like one of the dude geeks on "Beauty and the Geek" before the makeover.

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While Rumer Had Her Head In A Tub Of Clorox....

Her sisters were out getting Starbucks in Beverly Hills!

I get sort of excited when I see pictures of the Willis girls only because I am so sick of writing about Britney, Lindsay and Paris. This is the new breed of no-talent, not-so-pretty girls getting famous. I still don't think Tallulah Belle (below) is that fugly. She's actually rather cute. Rumer can't be helped . All has been done.

Scout on the other hand.......I mean they should just become dudes. They honestly would make hot dudes.

Demi + Bruce = WTF

Celebrity Babylon

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The Fugly Get Fuglier

When are these people going to learn? BLONDE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE!

I really didn't think Rumer Willis could get any fuglier, but she has proven me wrong. Now if she went white blonde it might have worked, but scarecrow straw blonde is not hot. Her mop looks damaged as hell. The 2-month old steel wool I use to clean my pots and pans with looks healthier.

Hell, Britney Spears' beat ass weave looks like it's ready for a Pantene commercial compared to Rumer's mess.

Rumer showed off her new fug'do at the James Pearse store opening in L.A. last night. Later in the night she slicked it down. How she got that straw nest to go down is beyond me! They probably used Gorilla glue.

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Butterhead

Rumer Willis brings new meaning to give me some head. It's just so odd! That shit needs to be studied by scientists or something. Does Egghead software still exist, because if they do that bitch was born to their mascot.

Thankfully for her, she was given a hot body though. Imagine at how many times she's going to hear, "baby, let me just hit it from the back again." Poor thing.

Here's Rumer at Entertainment Weekly's Emmy part last night.

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Pissin' On Rumer

Anna Faris is also in that Rumer Willis movie currently shooting L.A.. Anna plays an ex-Playboy bunny that tries to turn around a sorority house full of misfits. This movie sounds bleak. I'm guessing the mighty dollar is forcing Anna to stoop to this kind of shit. I mean maybe I'm wrong and maybe it's funny....but I doubt it.

I don't know when Anna crossed over to the bimbo side and I need to teach Rumer how to properly take a popsicle.

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Lesson For Rumer

The thing is...Rumer Willis does not know how to accencuate the positive. She has a good body and yet she covers it up with a sequined covered potato sack. She should show off the bod, so it draws attention away from her mug. Instead she pops on a fugly hat which brings attention to the fact that her head is just one big egg. Put a side of bacon and a stack of pancakes next to her and you've got yourself a delicious breakfast.

Here's Rumer at the "Superbad" premiere last night.

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Rumer Willis Wants To Do It All

Last week the above pictures of Rumer Willis from her new movie "House Bunny" hit the internet. She explains it was just a scene from a movie where the sorority girls create a calendar and go too far. Yeah, thrilling stuff.

In addition to that "House Bunny" crap with Anna Faris, Rumer is also working on other movies. But movies aren't her only passion.

Rumer said, "I love a lot of different things. I really like acting, I really like music and I love photography. In a perfect world I could do all three. In the future, I would love to do an album. I have been singing since I was really little which not a lot of people know about so it's one of those fun, personal things."

Why?! Why?! Why?! Does she want to be in front of the camera. Can't her passion be radio or voice-over work or cartoon modeling? She'd be soooo good at cartoon modeling!

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A Little Rumer Goes A Long Way

The secret love child of Jay Leno, Rumer Willis, seems to be everywhere lately. We're going to have to deal with this one. She's just so odd looking. She's beyond a butterface. She's a butterhead! Rumer does have a nice body.

I'm going to try to like her. Ok...I tried and I still don't.

Here's Rumer at "Playa Y Sol" presented by The Art of Elysium yesterday in Los Angeles.

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Is Heather Locklear Going to Play Tanya Turner?

Gabrielle Union has already been cast as Chardonnay Lane for the ABC pilot of "Football Wives." The pilot is an American remake of the hit UK soap "Footballers Wives" revolving around the wives of football players. A little faggy told me that ABC and producer Bryan Singer have begged Heather Locklear to play the lead wife, Tanya Turner. The character of Tanya Turner was played in the UK version to perfection by Zoe Lucker. Seriously, this is one of the greatest TV roles of all-time.

First of all, Heather is too old. The character of Tanya is in her late 20s. Second of all, Heather isn't good at playing crazy. If they cast Heather, this show will fail. The entire show is dependent on Tanya Turner. When the actress left the show during season 4, the ratings tanked and the show was cancelled. I know ABC loves Heather, but they need to leave her out of FB!

I was also told that the producers and network are thinking of changing the name to "The Wives." I also heard that Denise Richards auditioned for both the role of Tanya Turner and Chardonnay Lane. Will Heather take the role just to spite Denise?

The pilot is set to shoot very soon with Bryan Singer (X-Men) at the helm. God, I hope they don't eff up this classic.

Here's some typica Tanya Turner for those of you that don't know this hot piece.