Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton's Nipple Comes Out to Play

Double-sided tape has done Mischa Barton wrong! Even though she secured her nips with some stickiness before going out in London, her nipple managed to peak out. She should try super glue next time.

Source: Metro

Posted by: Michael K

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Mischa Barton

High Waisted & Sequined

Behold the new Princess of fug fashion! We get it Mischa Barton, you love to look as hideous as possible. Disco is dead! It really is, but Mischa really can't let go. High-wasted, sequined pants?! What is the meaning of this! I can't even talk about the face. She was at the same event as Rachel Zoe , so maybe the life was sucked out of her.

Upon looking at these photos Liza Minnelli is going through her closet right now to make sure all her pants are in check.

Posted by: Michael K

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Fug • Mischa Barton

They'll Let Anyone in at Coachella

Coachella has gone to the dogs, literally. Mischa Barton is a purty girl, but she suffers from fashion overdrive. I don't know why she bothers, shopping? She's going to wear what someone tells her to wear anyway. The crazy homeless woman that walks the streets of NYC in a trash bag gown like she was on a catwalk has more fashion sense than this ho.

Posted by: Michael K

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Mischa Barton

I Don't Hate It

Mischa Barton is really trying to make this denim diaper thing happen. I actually don't hate this version. It makes her look like a fat cow from the waist down, but maybe that's what she wants. Her vagina strangely looks tight though. It's probably a tactic to lure eligible suitors.

Thanks D

Posted by: Michael K

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Mischa Barton

Give it to Daddy, Part II

Nothing like a good panty show. Yeah, I'm acting like I've never seen panties before. Actually, not on a woman. I saw pink panties on myself last night, but that's for another show. Mischa Barton brought the goods last night in London.

Posted by: Michael K

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Mischa Barton

Kim Peed On Her!

Mischa Barton left dinner at Mr. Chow with Kim Kardashian wearing a wet t-shirt. Isn't Kim into watersports? That's cool and all, but it's not cool do it in a public place. Nasty.

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K

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Kim Kardashian • Mischa Barton

Falkor in London

Thighs Wide Shut already called it that Mischa Barton totally looks like Falkor the flying dog from The Never Ending story. That's like her long last papa je'e or something. Mischa is still on her World Keds tour or something. She was in London today looking all mushy and fine and stuff.

Posted by: Michael K

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Mischa Barton

The Never Ending Story

Mischa Barton is still the spokesho for KEDS and she was in London today promoting their new line by Nanette Lepore at Selfridges. She's cute for five seconds and then I realize it's Mischa and I'm grossed out again.

They still need to remake The Never Ending Story, because she was born to play that flying dog.

Posted by: Michael K

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Mischa Barton

Pass It Ho!

Mischa Barton was caught yesterday smoking a joint before driving off. Lovely. Maybe she can share a cell with Nicole Richie. Dumb ho! At least let that douche next to you drive while you get your getting high. Source: Flynet

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Dumbasses • Mischa Barton

Rehab's the Thing

Mischa Barton's 19-year-old little sister, Hania Barton, has checked herself into rehab to deal with an addiction to painkillers. Celebritybabylon.com reports that a family source claims Hania was going down the wrong path and wanted to fix her problem before it got worse. Kids these days I tell you! I need rehab now! Do they have rehab for an addiction to eating Twinkies? If so, I need that. Anyway, Hania totally looks like Rosanna Arquette....right now. That's not a good thing. 19 going on 50.