Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton brown bagged it as she got gas in Los Angeles. The new single Mischa totally forgot her pants and looks like she borrowed cowboy boots from a 5-year-old boy. Does she got a lump in there? Fug.

It was reported that Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler were broken up. Then yesterday Cisco said they were not broken up. Today, Mischa's rep confirms the split. JESUS! Attention whores.

This statement was issued:

"Mischa and Cisco have decided to part ways. Mischa is moving east soon and they both have very demanding schedules."

The two have been "canoodling" since 2005. It has been reported that Mischa dumped Cisco after his saggy nuts hit the internet.

Let's hope this will be the end of Cisco in the public eye. I can't take another "nut slip" from this foolio. Dried prunes anyone?

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According to Cisco Adler's rep, he has not broke up with Mischa Barton. There were earlier reports today that Mischa dumped Cisco, because of this photo that made the internet rounds last month.

Cisco says that she wasn't happy about the pic. "Mischa wasn't too excited, to say the least. I think it was actually worse for her than for me in some ways. So yeah, I'm gonna try to keep my pants on from now on."

Saggy nuts isn't alone I guess. With his saggy nuts and her cottage cheese thighs they can make a delicious low-fat waldorf salad!

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Damn, those photographers get all up in there. Mischa Barton wore tights and still managed to let the cheeks spread. Thank doody that the photog didn't get closer or we'd see her dirt star. I'm not about seeing Cisco Adler's business all up in that nonsense.

Mischa Barton was gloriously killed off of The O.C. last season in a blaze of glory. I don't even watch the show and I was happy to see her ass off network TV. Britney Spears' vagina lips put on a better performance than this ho. Anyway, the show recently was given the guillotine by FOX and Mischa knows why.

When asked if she was surprised the show ended, she said, "No. They killed me off." The reporter followed that question up by asking her if she's the reason people tuned in to which she responded, "That's what I think they discovered."

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