Fantasia

When I first saw Fantasia's skunk head a day or two ago, I thought it was a joke! Homegirl is for real. You know, it's straight-up Fantasia. A straight up mess! The hair, the braces, it's all working for me. Hoodrat with actual rat hair! I think that dress was pulled out of a trash can.

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It looks like Fantasia went out and got herself the KFed cut with a splash of bleach. Don't laugh. This is going to be the shit. Posh will get it, then Rihanna and then everyone else. She probably only bleached one side, because her eyes were slowly being burned. I have brown hair and I tried to go blonde once and I swear I almost died. It was like the devil's breath was breathing on my head. Awful. Fanny must have been grabbing hard on that vagina piercing to ease the pain.

Here's Fantasia at a Grammy lounge today with Young Dro. This is probably one of the only times vendors didn't want a celebrity to pose with their schwag. They were like, "Oh Fantasia, it's ok! Just take the shit. As much as you want. We don't need a picture. The camera is um...it broke. Just go. Take it. We'll get you next time."

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