Carmen Electra

Carmen Electra has a workout video out called Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom. It should've been called Carmen Electra: I'm A Dumb Whore. Seriously, if I'm going to be writhing around in a bed like that, I want to be getting one of the holes plugged. I hate to be crude (actually I love it), but it's true!

The only workout that this video is going to bring involves the hand of a straight douche on his dirty peen, because no woman or gay in their right mind is going to do this stupid crap. She looks like she's trying to push a fart out.

Below is Carmen in bed with Ellen Degeneres the other day. I'm not sure this is what Ellen had in mind when Carmen told her, "Let's get in bed and workout!"

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Sorry lesbos everywhere, Carmen Electra is not planning to marry Joan Jett. There were rumors that Carmen, 34, and Joan, 46, met after her divorce and instantly clicked and clicked clits. The rumor went as far to suggest they were going to get married.

Carmen is denying the story. Her rep said, "They are just friends. "Carmen is in London right now. She is performing in Palm Springs at the Dinah Shore Weekend with her group The Bombshells just as she did last year.”

Is it just me or does Joan sort of look like Dave Navarro?

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Carmen Electra fell on her ass at a Max Factor charity show last night in Los Angeles. That's not the best part. The best part is Alison Sweeney's face in the background as she's heading face first into the ground.

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It's going to be a slooow news day, AINNIT? Anyways, Carmen Electra hosted the premiere of Absolut Pears Vodka in NYC last night. I only care, because the hotness that is CoCo was there. Unfortunately, he kept her clothes on and didn't work the camel toe.