John Mayer

Jessica Simpson came to NYC to watch her man, John Mayer, in concert at MSG last night. The pair later partied at Stereo. Is it just me or do these kind of look like each other? They look like two chipmunks and not the cute, fresh chimpunks either. They look like the city ones that are beat and probably addicted to crack! I mean there's enough grease between them to fry up taters at McDonald's for the next year.

Grammy-winner John Mayer, kept things Japanese when Ryan Seacrest asked him about Jessica Simpson on the Grammy awards red carpet. When Ryan asked what the real deal was, John answered in Japanese and then said, "Take it to another room, find a Japanese person, decode it, and you'll have an answer."

Of course what John said was translated into, "She is very beautiful – and you're the last to know."

Okaaay. Jessica did not escort John on the red carpet, but the two met up at the Sony/BMG party where they made no secret that they are a couple. Jessica also made no secret that she has shoulders built for the NFL. Damn, I didn't know she was built like that!

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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer stopped in Miami yesterday while John tours Florida. They checked into the Four Seasons hotel after arriving from Jacksonville. Jessica is expected to stay with him for two and half weeks. After Florida, they will go to Baton Rouge, Memphis, Oklahoma City and other cities in the South.

Jessica is due to perform with Willie Nelson on February 10th in Dallas.

Remind me again why I care so much? Furthermore, what the hell is she wearing?

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