Michelle Rodriguez

Couples get into fights for all sorts of stupid reasons. I once got into a major slap fight with an ex-boyfriend because during sexy times the peen accidentally poked the outer no-no hole area. It felt like I got knuckle punched in the starfish and I'm not into that violent shit! I'm sure Michelle Rodriguez and her "roommate" got into a fight for very similar reasons.

Rush & Molloy reports that at the Mayfair Hotel in Coconut Grove, FL on Sunday morning, MRod woke up guests by banging on her hotel door and screaming at her lady friend.

One guest said, "I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly. I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, 'Open up, let me in, bitch!' If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back."

And with that, the door opened. Lezzies love their [pleasure toys]!

I'm going to assume that the [pleasure toy] they're talking about is a dildo. But it could be a vibrator, strap-on, chainsaw or whatever the hell lezzies use to do each other with. If MRod was outside of the room, where was the [pleasure toy]? It was up her chocha, right?

MRod is my kind of angry lezzie. I can't even call her a gayelle, because she isn't. Bitch is a straight-up Lezzzie. I threw in an extra "z," because that's how hardcore she is. I bet you that when her partner in pussy finally let her inside the room, MRod really gave it to the bitch with the help of her [pleasure toy].

Michelle Rodriguez is free after spending only 17 days in Lynwood. Michelle was sentenced to 180 days for a DUI. I was under the impression that she wasn't eligible for early release. TMZ reports that she was let go and it's unclear why.

Los Angeles is a great city! If you have to drink and drive anywhere, do it in Los Angeles. I'm guessing they released her, because she won the jail coochie pie eating contest. She ate 20 coochies in 5 minutes! Look at her! She definitely looks like a champion coochie eater.

As far as rumors go of me coming out, I guess curve magazine took it upon themselves to out me on the premise of their own suspicions. Whatever, I'm not insulted, I have a big lesbian following, and for whatever reasons they show me love I'm never going to shun, disrespect or neglect anybody who shows me genuine non-psychotic Love.

 

If I were Ellen I may get away with: ' The I'm Gay' level of exposure, but I'm not a comedian, I like men; ( real One's Anyway) and I've only bin in this business for 7 years not 20. Years of recognition can give a person lots of leverage especially if you have many years of positive recognition under your belt. There are certain things that can close doors between a celebrity and certain audiences. Especially in a world where walls are constantly being put up by people seeking comfort and groups to belong to. There is so much out there, over-saturation of music, media, Agenda News, war, political drama, high school prom drama, image drama, religion drama, Bully drama. All this drama is caused by one thing, not understanding the true meaning of communication and the real power behind it. It's tough to learn, I'm working on it myself, but when people come out of nowhere and put words in my mouth or call me Gay, they should really think for one second How they could truly affect my life by doing such things. You don't know what producer, director, would be husband or future audience member may be influenced by these opinions and media content.

Michelle Rodriguez's brains have apparently went on vacation, because homegirl is spewing some ridiculous garbage. She's upset about her two DUI convinctions, one in the '04 and one in the '05. She said, "At 15 miles an hour, never killed a pot head. We get stopped driving 15 miles an hour down a 35-40 mph road. I cry, this sucks ass. I hire some lawyer from Hawaii, lose my 28 acres of land and my home in Jersey paying him off, just so I can get the same treatment I would have gotten from a public defender." Crazy talk! For her DUI conviction, Michelle was fined, put in the clink and ordered to carry out community service. "I realized my payday in movies was way better than TV at that moment. I get bitch-slapped by Uncle Sam again in Hollywood. I get a sentence to wear a bracelet for three months to detect liquor content in your sweat. "The second day the guy calls me and says you've got an alcohol reading. I was like, I haven't had any liquor. He's like, well you can't use Listerine, no shampoo, or soap, or lotion, or perfume, with alcohol in it. I started to feel a bit like a pawn. For someone like me this level of control just isn't necessary." Is she listening to herself?! So I ask, does drinking massive amounts of cooze juice rot the brains? Oh Michelle, I know being a "top" all the time is probably stressful...try getting effed every now and again and you most likely won't have these brain issues! Source

Michelle Rodriguez showed off the must-have fashion accessory of the season. A police anklet! She showed off this lovely bracelet at last night's Marc Jacobs show. I had no idea, homegirl was down like that with the law? Ahahahahaha! I love how she's not even bothering to cover it up. Hey, if you're ghetto and you love it, show it off! She looks hot and actually feminine besides that.

Do you think she's hiding a gat in her cooch?

Kylie Minogue's man, Olivier Martinez, may be at it again. He has been seen out in Hollywood with two women he has denied having an affair with in the past. Olivier was staying at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood on Thursday night when model Sarai Givati was reported spending 90-minutes alone with him in his hotel room. Olivier was spotted with Sarah last month while Kylie was away and he denied he was having an affair with her.

Olivier was also spotted having dinner with Michelle Rodriguez on Friday night. After dinner, the pair went back to his hotel room and Michelle was spotted leaving the next morning. Olivier was photographed kissing Michelle two years ago and he denied having an affair with her then.

Sources close to Kylie say that she's heartbroken over Olivier's attitude towards their relationship, "They're at loggerheads. Olivier wants Kylie to take more time off and be with him. She wants him to be more supportive of her work. She was seriously considering ending it a month ago."

MRod having an affair with a man? Laughable. We all know she's not strictly dickly. I mean, homegirl likes the muffin. Let's be real here. He was probably giving her lessons on how to muff dive, French style.

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