Demi Moore

 

Madonna forced poor baby David to attend a Kabbalah service in NYC today. He doesn't want to deal with that shit. Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Sandra Bernhard and her daughter Cecily also attended.

 

That bitch in the cowboy hat behind Ashton below is so damn hot. Wait, is that Brit Brit? 

 

Ashton looks like a tampon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahahah! This is a funny story. The Daily Mail reported a few weeks ago that Demi Moore splashed out $500,000 on plastic surgery to her face and body. They say that all her money was spent in vain and now the bitch needs a touch-up!

 

They claim she even spent $10,000 to have the wrinkles in her knees down.

Demi previously said she couldn't get hired in Hollywood, because she's old.

 

A plastic surgeon suggested Demi gets touched-up a little, "Basically she will need botox around her eyes to make her skin smoother. She should also consider using small injections of hyaluronic acids and multi-vitamins to improve the texture of her cheeks. 

"Other than that her skin seems to be in good condition."

No....she shouldn't get shit! She's fine the way she is now. If she starts injecting and shit she'll end up looking like Jessica Lange or fucking Melanie Griffith. Those cronies look like a mound of melted skin on top of a lollipop!

P.S. - I'm out of jury duty!!! I've completed my duties! They hate me! They really hate me!

 

 

The Daily Mail claims that 44-year-old Demi Moore has spent nearly $500,000 on plastic surgery and she still can't get a movie role or roll as Britney says it. Here's what they claim she's had:

 

Lipo to hips, thighs & stomach - $30,000

Breast Implants - $22,000

Breast Lift - $20,000

Brow Lift - $8,000

Chemical Face Peel - $20,000

Collagen - $400 per visit

Teeth Veneers and whitening - $12,000

Saggy Knee Surgery - $10,000

Excercise Coach - $300,000 

 

Demi recently told a magazine, "It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30.

"There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife."

They seem to think that Demi shouldn't be bitching about getting roles when she's trying to look young. Um, maybe it's because bitch can't act worth a shit!

Why would you get veneers AND whitening? I don't care what the hell Demi has had she looks hot. She needs to give me the number to her surgeon, because his work is good. 

 

 

 

Hilary Swank made the mistake of posing next to Demi Moore at the Miss Sixty show today in NYC. Beauty and the Beast! Seriously. I don't know what's going on with Demi Moore, but bitch is glowing. She can't act worth shit, but who cares when you look that hot. She made a pact with the devil, I swear.

 

Below are Maggie GyllenHAG, Hilary and Demi. You know Demi's telling Hilary, "Did you see GyllenHAG's lingerie photos? She's even fuglier than you! IMAGINE THAT!" 

 

 

 

 

 

44-year-old Demi Moore just gets hotter with age. Ashton Kutcher's peen must be the fountain of youth or something, because chick is looking good. I'm not sure about that anal beads neckacle, but everything else works for me. Here's Demi at a Van Cleef and Arpels party in NYC last night.

 

On another Demi topic, her hairy bush pictures (NSFW) still keep me up at night. 

 

 

 

 

 

Is it just me or is Ashton Kutcher looking totally hot as of late? I've never been on this dude's jock, but he's looking less "frat-ish" lately. Before he just looked like one of those semi-hot High School geeks that jacked off to the JcPenney catalog obsessively and now he's sort of filling out. I mean don't get me wrong, he's still as annoying as your morning wake-up call...but still.

 

Here's Ashton filming in NYC yesterday and with Demi Moore. 

 

 

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Forbes Magazine has released a list of the 10 most expensive celebrity pictures. Not surprisingly Brangelina dominated the list with 4 sets of photos. I'm sure they donate all that cash to charity, right? Anna Nicole isn't far behind with 3 sets. Here's the list:

 

1. Shiloh Pitt's first photos - People - June '06 - $4.1 Million

2. Demi and Ashton's wedding - OK! - Oct '05- $3 Million

3. Eva Longoria's wedding - OK! - July '07 - $2 Million

3. Larry Birkhead with Danielynn - Ok! - April '07 - $2 Million 

3. Pax Thien's adoption photos - People - March '07 - $2 Million

6. Anna Nicole's wedding to Howard Stern- People - Sept '06 - $1 Million 

7. Sean Preston Federline's first photos - People - Nov '05 - $500,000

7. Brangelina's first photos as a couple - Us Weekly - April '05 - $500,000

7. Angelina Jolie's first pregnant photos - People - Jan '06 - $500,000

10. Daniel Smith hours before his death - InTouch - Sept '06 - $400,000 

 

I still can't get over OK! paying $2 Million for Eva Longoria?! Nobody knows who she is!

 

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Lesley Guynes is currently involved an ugly custody battle with Demi Moore's half-brother. She spoke to Star Magazine and completely trashed Demi. She said that Demi is too old to have kids and that she suffered a miscarriage 2 years ago. 

 

Lesley said, "I think Demi is getting too old to have kids with Ashton. They have been trying to have children together for years. Demi had a miscarriage two years ago. Now she is trying to get her hands on my kids. I think there is some kind of co-dependency. Demi has been bankrolling Morgan so that she can stay involved with all his offspring and keep all of her little flock close. She's a piece of work."

 

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Lesley is a methfaced freak. She probably only spilled the beans to bankroll her next 8ball. I'm just saying!

 

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The family sans Scout Willis came out to support Bruce Willis at the Live Free or Die Hard premiere at NYC's Radio City Music Hall. The gorgeous Willis chicks brought some homeless dude...oh wait...that's Ashton! Can he clean up for just one night?

 

I will say that they all look beautiful. Where's Scout? She's actually the most attractive Willis girl. Tallulah is turning into a little lady as well. I'm being too nice. This is sick!  

 

Daddy Warbucks is yearning to be played by Bruce Willis.  

 

 

 

 

 

Demi Moore and Jennifer Aniston joined forced to celebrate author Laura Day's books at One in West Hollywood last night. Rumer Willis and Ashton Kutcher came along for the ride.

 

Where's Jen's boy toy? Show that shit off! Rumer is actually growing on me.....