Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie was party hopping last night, attending the LACMA party and Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party. She wore a little "H necklace." The H stands for HOBAG. No, it stands for Harlow Winter. You know, her new sad clown baby. Don't worry, she's not a neglectful mother. Joel Madden told UsWeekly they weren't staying out long, "She [Harlow] only sleeps three hours at a time. She's with Grandma now, but if she wakes up..." Yeah if she wakes up there will be hell to pay! Sad clown baby does not like being alone!

I threw a little Lindsay Lohan in for good measure. She's looking like a constipated Palm Beach socialite, but she's hot.

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Nicole Richie just popped out Harlow Winter and she's already back at it. Nicole and Joel Madden attended the Birthday party of Benny Medina last night. These two look beat! They should have spent the night in bed not partying. They look like they could use a date with Calgon. Babies are so selfish! Keeping people up at all hours.

Nicole looks pretty much back to normal. She's probably so happy she's back to eating for 0 again.

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Joel Madden blogged about his new baby with Nicole Richie, Harlow Winter. Ugh, that name. Goth singer or sad clown...I tell you!

He wrote on his website:

Well I am finally home with my beautiful girlfriend and our brand new little daughter. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born on January 11th 2008 at 3:13pm. She weighed in at 6 pounds and 7 ounces. She is 19 inches long and growing everyday already! She really is a wonderful addition to the GC/DCMA/DEADEXEC family.We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives.I want to thank everyone for all the love and kind words they’ve sentour way. We apologize we werent accepting and gifts/cards/calls at thehospital, but if you’d like to send something, we’d rather you make a donation to the richie-madden foundation, which we started in Harlow Winter’s honor. She looks so much like her mom its crazy! She eats like a little maniac and shes really sweet. She barely ever cries ,even when daddy is changing her diaper, and believe me i suck when it comes to diapers, but im learning! I cant wait to show off some pictures, until then, THANKS!! and GOD BLESS….. Joel

I don't know if looking just like Nicole Richie is such a good thing. They can totally share clothes though, so that's totally hot.

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Nicole Richie has finally popped. She had a baby girl today at Cedars in Los Angeles. They have named her Harlow Winter Kate Madden and she weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz. LIES! Drop the pounds part and then we're talking. 7 oz. is more like it.

No that picture isn't of Nicole's baby. It's a month old picture. I'm sure Nicole's baby is a lot smaller. A LOT. Like microscopic.

Their spokeswhore said, "The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents."

Congrats to Nicole, her douche boyfriend and their little Thumbelina. I'm not too sure about the Harlow name. It might grow on me. I'm guessing they named her after Jean Harlow. Harlow Winter sort of sound like a clown's name. A sad clown's name and sad clowns make me sad.

It was a busy day at Cedars. Not only did Richie pop, but so did Xtina (see below), Courtney Thorne-Smith and David Alan Grier's wife. DAMN! You know it was smelly as hell in there. Vagina juices flying. Happy baby day!

Nicole Richie is reportedly giving birth right now. Hahah! Can you stand it? For some reason I don't know if I needed to know that. I picture her spread eagle and...ugh...

Joel Madden was overheard walking into the delivery area at Cedars in Los Angeles and saying, "She's going to start pushing soon." Pushing my ass! That bitch is having a c-section followed by a tummy tuck. I know how these bitches do it. Besides how hard can it be to push out a lima bean?

It also seems Nicole has some competition. It's also being reported that Xtina's at Cedars as well waiting to pop hers out. While Nicole's popping a lima bean, Xtina will pop a little tangerine. That delivery room is going to look like a salad bar.

Source: UsWeekly