Jeremy Piven

Okay, I asked for Kelly Osbourne's ATM pin a while ago and nobody got it for me. I'm giving you a second chance with Jeremy Piven. Last thumbnail. Yeah, it's impossible. You know what's the worst part about going to the ATM? Every now and again there's always one bitch who does not stand behind the invisible line. Your supposed to give a bitch some space and sometimes I will get some heifer breathing down my ass. Why can't people just stand behind the invisible line?! That's what it's there for.

I'm done ranting. Here's Jeremy Piven at an ATM in NYC at 3 this morning. Weeeeeed money. I'm totally digging his insurance salesman ensemble.

Jeremy Piven needs to stop coloring his hair at home with a box, because that color is atrocious. First of all, a man of 42 has no business going Auburn. Second of all, can you dye wigs? I guess so. Here's the Piven at last night's third season premiere of "Entourage."

Jeremy Piven takes a stroll in Malibu near his home. You know you want it.

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Eva LongWHORIA was Miss Popularity this past weekend at the NBA All-Star game. She entertained Prince with her heels, made a drunk Cameron Diaz laugh and probably did dirty talk with Jeremy Piven. Jeremy's little ring is totally from Claire's.

Jeremy Piven has an answer to why he's 41 and single. He told Playboy Magazine, "I'd love to have a girlfriend - if I weren't gay. That's right, I'm gay! I'm gayer than Liberace in 1972."

He also played modest when asked why he went out so much. "At the moment, I happen to be the motherfucking pretty girl . . . The pretty girl who goes to the hot spot sure does look like she goes out all the time, right?"

Maybe he's single cause he's a major league douche? Yeah, that's the ticket. He also probably has problems getting the peen up. You know he's the type to cry when his dick ain't working.

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