Avril Lavigne

Last night was the premiere of Ashton Kutcher's show prank show "Pop Fiction." The show takes annoying celebrities and helps them pull pranks on the media and paparazzi. As you know, the whole Paris Hilton sucking Shaman dick proved to be a prank.

Avril Lavigne also pulled her own prank. She put on a fake baby bump and went shopping for baby clothes on Robertson. I covered it here and so the dumb bitch got me. You win Avril. You are so sneaky. Not only do you have the voice of an angel, but you are a prankster among pranksters.

The show was somewhat entertaining, but it also proved to me why I rip on these celebrities. They are annoying, delusional and they think they are shit. When Avril was pulling the prank she said something about how it was going to be everywhere like bitch is important. The rumor was already there, so it kind of defeated the purpose. At the end of the day, Avril is still annoying.

The show has promise, but I have a feeling Paris and Avril are probably the biggest stars Ashton could get. I'm expecting pranks featuring illustrious A-listers like Brandon Davis, some bitch on American Idol and Paula Abdul's dealer.

And I also think most of us take all these rumors with a grain of salt. It's entertainment to us and we could really give a fuck. Who am I fooling? I wake up in sweats wondering if Avril Lavigne is really pregnant or not.

I'm hoping Rumer Willis' entire existence is a prank part of Pop Fiction.

Click here and here to see Avril's prank if you care

Avril Lavigne has already denied she's knocked up. Being pregnant is so not faux punk rock. However, she was out baby shopping with her dude yesterday. I know that doesn't mean shit. I hate when people make up pregnancy rumors just because someone is buying a damn rattle at fancy ass baby store or wherever the hell they shop. Avril was hiding her stomach with her bag though.

There could be an explanation for that. She probably just pissed her pants. That makes sense. I knew she had a little Fergie in her.

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Avril Lavigne has trademarked her name for bath products and crap. This means a fragrance might not be far away. P-Fucking-U! She filed a trademark last month with the United States Patent and Trademark Office for exclusive rights to her name regarding fragrances, aftershave, bath soap, body lotion and talc.

Avril's perfume will probably smell like something that might be something that probably is that, but is something else. Basically a mixture of douche water, burnt eyeliner, Manic Panic hair dye and maple syrup.

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Can we please hijack a Starbucks in Hollywood and spike the frapps with birth control bills? This has got to stop. Canadian blog IsThisHappening reports that the "motherfucking princess" Avril Lavigne has a bun in the oven. 23-year-old Avril is reportedly 6 weeks pregnant. Her husband, Deryck Whibley, has been telling friends that he's excited to be a daddy.

Oh Jesus, Eh! I'm losing track on who is and who isn't pregnant. I'll add Avril to the list of "rumored" knocked up chicks along with Pammy Anderson and Angelina Jolie. Seriously, Hollywood is going to be so annoying in 18 years. All these spoiled kids running around acting the fool. That means nothing's going to change!

UPDATE: Avril's spokeswhore has denied this shit. "It's not true."

While we're waiting to see if Britney gets her kids back (I'm guessing it's a big fat NO) here's a little Avril Lavigne for some background music. It's the newest video for her single "Hot." Avril needs to drop the sexy and just stick with her same shtick. She also can't dance worth a hell. That microphone stand has better moves than her.

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The songwriters of a 1970s song by The Rubinoos have filed a lawsuit against Avril Lavigne for allegedly stealing their song "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend." Avril claims she wrote her song called "Girlfriend" which strangely sounds just like theirs.

It's been reported that Avril claims she's never heard their song before. This also isn't the first time Avril has been accused of plagiarism. Canadian singer Chantal Kreviazuk claims Avril also stole from her ass.

The CEO of Nettwerk Music Group, Avril's management, said, “We will try and settle for costs that will be less than defending so we'd be further ahead. Emotionally, it sucks. But at the end of the day you have to take that out of it.”

Those songs are basically the same. Hilarious! Avril seriously has the songwriting skills of a 1970s folk artist. She's fucking Woody Gurthrie reincarnated!

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Thanks Ryder