Avril Lavigne

 

Avril Lavigne is really full of herself! In an interview with Q Magazine bitch basically acted like her shit doesn't stink. 

On dealing with her incredible success:
"Selling 24 million albums hasn't really affected me, but it has changed things. I can't walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won't get hassled. But that's OK. I was born to do this, and so I've learned how to cope."

Sweetie, they are only turning around to laugh at your ass, because you look like a poser fool!

On her competition:
"Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I'm tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It's good if you're not easily ignored. And I'm not."

Stronger image? Girls copying you? Darling, ten years ago you could waltz into any High School in America and see at least 10 girls that looked just like you and did it better.  

On her generosity:
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."

Give her a Nobel Peace Prize already! She's such a giving soul! The sad thing is someone is walking around New Orleans with an "Emily the Strange" t-shirt and creepers. 

On her polarizing personality:
"People love me and people hate me, but I'm comfortable in my own skin and that's what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you're the loser, not me."

Avril please put out another album already, so it could tank and we'd never have to hear from you again!

Above is Avril looking like Penelope Pussycat with a bad dye job at Fashion Rocks last night.  

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Shakira and Avril Lavigne were spotted leaving Crustacean in Los Angeles last night together. Avril always looks like she's had 5 day old make-up on her ass. It probably takes a lot of schmucks to make her look that way. Shakira should stop flat ironing her mop. Some hair is not meant to do that. It looks like beauty pageant hair. 

 

I hope this was just a friendly dinner and NOT BUSINESS. The World does not want a Shaki/Avril duet. I've asked and nobody wants it. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who raised this skank?! Avril Lavigne has no damn manners. Flipping the bird at the paps and spitting at their asses. She recently said that she's been spitting at the paparazzi for two years and acts like it's no big deal. Nasty ass!

 

She's probably one of those sluts that don't wash their ginas correctly either. I hate those bitches! They always stink up the subway trains in the summertimes. If you're ever missing a cat call one of those stinky sluts and they'll get your cat back in no time by opening their legs! That goes for the boys too! Stinky dicks are a no-no as well.

 

Here's Avril showing her love last night outside the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollyweird. 

 

 

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Avril Lavigne doesn't feel sorry for Britney Spears. She thinks that Britney is creating the whole media storm surrounding her.

 

She said, “She has paparazzi at her house every day. Then she does things that are crazy, so everyone talks about it.”

 

This isn't the first time Avril has talked trash on Britney, but she's right.

 

Here's Britney and Allie changing SPF surrounded by paparazzi. Couldn't that wait until they got home or to a restaurant bathroom is something? You know SPF is pissed and where the hell is JJ!?! 

 

 

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Avril Lavigne celebrated the release of her album "The Best Damn Thing" at The Box last night in NYC by dressing up like a drag queen.  I don't mind it. She's a little too old to be dressing like Dakota Fanning. Hell, Dakota's too old to be dressing like Dakota Fanning.

 

Have you heard Avril's new single about being a "girlfriend" or something? Doesn't have like 50 songs about that. 

 

 

Avril Lavigne and hubby, Deryck Whibley, have bought a $9.5 million mansion in Bel Air. According to People Magazine , "The three-story, 12,000-square-foot Tuscan-style gated home has eight bedrooms and 10½ bathrooms. On an acre of land, it also boasts an elevator, an office, a high-tech kitchen , a 10-car garage, a steam shower, a sauna, a pool and a spa."

 

Homegirl has that much money? Damn. Alright then. I wish I had 10 bathrooms. More bathrooms equals more toilets equals moore pooping. Pooping is fun. What am I, 8? Don't answer that.

 

 

Avril Lavigne thinks Britney Spears is too "weak" to cope with fame. Yeah, because Avril is so hardcore. 

 

She said, “What’s happened to Britney is all down to who she is as a person. If you want a piece of this business you have to be able to deal with it.

“You can’t complain about the pressures, the paparazzi, the madness because that’s the job.”

This ho can't talk. Britney Spears is in a different league of "fame" than Avril. Nobody cares about that fake trash. She spend less time thinking about Britney Spears and spend more time writing music, because her new song SUCKS.

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