Charlize Theron

Don't say Charlize Theron's beauty is overrated. Don't say it! Don't! I said, don't say it!

Who cares if her dress is one of Charo's old ones or if her shoes were bought from a 90-year-old's estate sale. The woman is magic! She's the only female I would let touch my no-no hole. That private place is only meant for...for....well...any dude with a working dick. A working dick and a pulse! I'm not into that dead sex shit.

Here's Charlize showing these dumb tramps how it's done at the Christian Dior Cruise collection in NYC yesterday.

Another blonde was honored by Harvard this week. A hotter blonde I should say. Charlize Theron was named "Woman of the Year" by Hasty Pudding Theatricals. She was given a parade and a golden pot trophy! The words "golden pot" probably got her to Cambridge. She had her bong ready.

She said, "I hope you all know I’m a high school dropout. I just thought I’d be clean with you guys. I went to school in Africa but I’m really, really honored to be here." Charlize has plans for her golden trophy, "I’m going to make a stew, then I’m going to eat it." She's going to try and smoke something out of it. That's what she's going to do.

Christopher Walken has been named "Man of the Year" and he'll receive his parade and trophy on February 15th.

Charlize forever! I hope she ran into Paris Hilton and slapped that skank. There's only room for one Hollywood blonde on campus.

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Charlize Theron is so hot that I would consider eating her coochie cat with hot sauce. Even someone as perfect as Charlize, fucks up now and again. I know, it's hard to believe.

In a recent interview, Charlize talked about a 2006 backpacking trip. Charlize kept talking about how much she "adored Turkey and its capital, Budapest." Err...Budapest is in Hungary.

Charlize said, "We went to Turkey. When we got over there, we rented a car and we drove all the way to Budapest. By the time we got to Budapest it was like the Cannes Film Festival, I'd never seen anything like it." She was actually at the Istanbul Film Festival. She continued to talk about how much she loved the Turkish carpets in "Budapest."

Charlize, please cut down your tokes before interviews. It's definitely the weed talking.

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Charlize Theron is so hot that dogs, toddlers and boys want to get close to that. She was spotted outside her home this past weekend soaking in some sun. She's even hot from a far.

In other Charlize news, she's apparently in talks to play Marilyn Monroe in ANOTHER biopic. There were rumors that Charlize was going to play Anna Nicole Smith, but looks like that's not happening thankfully.

Tom Hanks owns the rights to "Goddess" a biography about the late blonde icon and is hoping to cast Charlize in his screen adaptation. YES! I finally want to see this ho being the glamourpuss she really is. I'm so sick of her playing straight-up dogs. Leave those roles to Hilary Swank. Put on some sequins, make-up and live a little Charlize.

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Swiss watchmaker Raymond Weil has sued the hotness that is Charlize Theron, because allegedly she broke their contract. The watchmaker says that Charlize broke their contract by not wearing only their brand of watches when out in public. The lawsuit was filed in New York City court today.

Charlize signed to be their spokesbitch in 2005. She also whores herself out for Dior. Reps for both Weil and Charlize have not commented.

Can you blame her? That shit is ugly. She's kind of dumb for agreeing to that though. She probably smoke too much weed and totally forgot.

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