Vivica Fox

Fuggie Fug and Quentin Tarantino threw a joint Birthday party for themselves at The Mirage in Las Vegas last night. Now this is a couple I can back up! Fuggie needs to dump pretty boy Josh and hook up with the concentrated fugness known as Quentin Tarantino. Their fugness was meant to be joined as one.

Guests included Kid Rock, Vivie, Daryl Hannah, Josh Duhamel and some other dumb skanks.

Kid Rock bought Fuggie some sort of hot dog machine for her Birfday. She told UsWeekly, “You put the bun on one side, and you put the hot dog in the little hot dog holes, and it pops out of the toaster in about a minute, and your hot dogs are ready to go." But can it fix her face?

Wait....Vivie Fox, Daryl Hannah AND Vivica Fox in one room together. I hope they kept the number of candles to a minimum. Too much heat and that joint would've been hit with a melted, plastic tsunami.

Watching Vivica Fox trying to wink is making me nervous. Her mug is pulled so tight that it probably took her a good 10 minutes to perform that wink. The photographers probably went and got a coffee while she tried to figure out how she was going to do it without her weave popping off from all the pressure. Next time, she just needs to use her fingers to pull down her lid. She shouldn't strain herself.

Here's Viv with that hot bitch Miss Jay at the Lacroix show in Paris today.

I have a message for you Vivica Fox, Dominique Deveraux from "Dynasty" called and she wants her look back. This bitch looks like a Miss America contestant from 1984. I don't know what has more plastic in it. Her weave or her face? She is a mess.

Tyra Banks looks hotter than usual, but that dress is all sorts of ugly. It looks like it was made using leftover pillows from Z Gallerie. They love to put feathers on their ugly ass pillows for some reason.

Here's Vivie and Ty Ty Baby at the BET Honors last night.

The officer says in the report, after she was stopped, "Fox began to walk away, yelling at my partner, 'Brother help a sister -- are you going to let this racist white cop do this ... well are you?'"

In the section of the report in which the officers are asked to describe the demeanor of the person they're arresting, the officer wrote "demeaning." We're told things got volatile enough that a patrol sergeant was called to the scene.

Daniel Laubscher, the officer who wrote the report, and who Fox called "racist," is white. The other officer, called "brother" by Fox, is Sam Dealba -- and he's Hispanic.

Fox was taken to the station where a breath test was administered. The report reads, "Fox then burped quite loudly and I then aborted the test." She was also advised she could take off her 3-4 inch high heeled spiked boots, but "she told me she was a dancer and felt more comfortable wearing them."