Vivica Fox

Monday, November 5th 2007

I'm Scared

 
What the hell is this?! A three-headed H.A.M monster?! I don't even know where to start with this. Vivica Fox should bring Star and Al with her wherever she goes, because they make her look positively gorgeous.  
 
I think Gay Al's eyebrows burned off from having to look at Star every single day. The gay guilt is killing him.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, September 27th 2007

"Read My Hairline! NOT GUILTY!"

 
Miss Vivica A. Fox pleaded not guilty today for two misdemeanor drunken driving charges. Homegirl was busted last March. The 42-year-old faces 6 months in the slammer and a $1,000 fine if convicted.
 
Vivie was arrested after she passed up a cop car on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles. She was going 80mph in her Escalade. 80?!  That's it. I've blown 100 on that highway. Shit, I shouldn't have said that.
 
Viv also failed a breath test. That's right Vivi! You are not guilty. You were eating poppy seeds that night! Oh that's drugs. Um...she was rinsing her mouth out with Listerine right before, yeah that's it.  
 
Image: Splash
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, August 22nd 2007

A Vast Improvement

 
Vivica Fox held a Birthday party for herself at SOL in NYC last night and looked a little better than the other day's "forehead fiasco." I mean she's still giving herself a major 20-head, but at least I can see her hairline. Well, if I go on my tippy toes and strain my eyes, I can see it. I just want to take that wig and pull it down. I'm not even commenting on that frozen face. A shame!  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, August 20th 2007

The Neverending Forehead

 
Watch out Rihanna and Mena Suvari! There's a new ten-head in town and it belongs to Vivica Fox although I don't think Viv's is natural. That can't be comfortable.
 
I mean her hairline starts at her neck!  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, June 28th 2007

Vivica Fox Plays The Race Card

 
TMZ has obtained documents that when Vivica Fox's scary ass face was busted on DUI suspicions, she was "demeaning" and "racial."
 
The officer says in the report, after she was stopped, "Fox began to walk away, yelling at my partner, 'Brother help a sister -- are you going to let this racist white cop do this ... well are you?'"

In the section of the report in which the officers are asked to describe the demeanor of the person they're arresting, the officer wrote "demeaning." We're told things got volatile enough that a patrol sergeant was called to the scene.

Daniel Laubscher, the officer who wrote the report, and who Fox called "racist," is white. The other officer, called "brother" by Fox, is Sam Dealba -- and he's Hispanic.

Fox was taken to the station where a breath test was administered. The report reads, "Fox then burped quite loudly and I then aborted the test." She was also advised she could take off her 3-4 inch high heeled spiked boots, but "she told me she was a dancer and felt more comfortable wearing them."

 
Here we go!  Did homegirl not learn anything from Mel Gibson? When you get arrested, superglue your mouth so you won't get in trouble. I would've give anything to see her burp loudly. A bubble of plastic probably came out of her mouth.
 
The cops should file charges against her for traumatizing their asses with that devil face!
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, June 27th 2007

Come On Now Vivica!

 
My face hurts everytime I see Vivica Fox. Why is homegirl continuing to inject the botox into that face of hers. There was nothing wrong with it to begin with! But I guess once you go botox you can't go back. At last night's BET Awards she looked like a really bad wax figure of Tina Turner. The wig, the mug, the dress, it's too much!  
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, March 21st 2007

Vivie Fox Joins the DUI Club

Vivica Fox is the latest celebrity ho to get busted for DUI. Vivie was driving a black Escalade on the 101 freeway in the San Fernando Valley when cops caught her going 80mph. They performed a sobriety test which Vivie FAILED! She was arrested, taken to jail and given two breathalyzers which were over the legal limit.

She was released and ordered to appear in court.

They stopped her for going 80? I think I've gone 90 on that very freeway. I guess this DUI thing is a trend now.

I'm patiently waiting for the mug shot!

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Posted by: Michael K


Friday, February 16th 2007

Aliens are Attacking Us!!!!

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Star Jones and Vivica Fox should not pose next to each other. They bring out the "alien" in each other. I mean...look at this. Star Jones has always been horrid, but Vivica Fox used to be one of the hottest hos around. It's sad what a scalpel can do. The two joined forces at Boost Mobile's 8 Ball Challenge in Las Vegas last night. No, the challenge wasn't who could snort the most 8 balls, it's pool! Gay Al also showed his glitter. You know his legs were up in the air by the end of the night.

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Monday, February 5th 2007

Vivica Fox's Wig Runs Away From Her

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It seems not only humans are scared of Vivica Fox's plastic face, her plastic hair is scared of it too! Vivica recently had an embarassing moment in Miami. She was getting out of her car at the Raleigh Hotel when a witness said he saw something furry fall off her head onto the floor. He noticed that she looked strange and had really short hair. It seems her wig fell off her head!

She was heard saying, "I forgot - I took my pins out already."

Can you blame her wig? I'd rather be Paris Hilton's vag wig than sit on Vivica's head? Actually, what am I saying?

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