Drew Barrymore

Tuesday, February 26th 2008

Too Much Information

Drew Barrymore gushed to Vogue Magazine about how happy she is with her Mac guy boyfriend.

Drew said, "My cheeks hurt, I'm so happy." Mac guy added, "She makes my cheeks hurt, too."

GROSS! I'm sorry, but I do not need to know about your ass-to-ass activities in the bedroom. I do not want to picture the cute little girl from E.T. all grown up and engaging in double-sided dildo action. Put some Prep H on your buttocks and shut up.

Source: People

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Drew Barrymore • Gross

Saturday, February 23rd 2008

Mac Love

Drew Barrymore and her Mac boy love, Justin Long, gave the paps will a little kissy show outside of Mr. Chow last night. So sweet. It's probably sweet being lovey with Drew, because she has that lisp. Things just sound sweeter with a lisp, "I luth yooooo thooooo much." So sweet.

She's totally using him to get free Apple products. She must be in love, because she forgot to wear a bra with a white t-shirt. Actually, Drew likes showing off her saggy nips. Thaggy Nipths!

Source, Wenn

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Drew Barrymore

Tuesday, February 19th 2008

Still Annoying: Cam & Drew In Wax

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore's wax figures are so life-like! I almost thought it was them until I realized that they suddenly had way more personality and seemed much more interesting. Their wax figures are probably better actresses too. They also got Cameron's face all wrong. They needed to throw a pepperoni pizza with extra sauce on her mug.

Even their wax figures giggle like 5-year-old girls. Grow up Cameron and Drew wax figures!

Splashnewsonline.com

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Cameron Diaz • Drew Barrymore

Tuesday, January 29th 2008

iGross

Drew Barrymore and the Mac dude showed a little public displays of annoying on the red carpet last night for the premiere of "30 Days & 30 Nights" in Hollywood. Drew has kept her relationship with Justin Long on the down low for a while, but they seem to be getting serious. Drew is always in a relationship. Wait, she's the next one to get knocked up. I see the pregnant in her face.

Drew deserves love and Justin must be a strong man. Imagine hearing Drew Barrymore say "I love you" with that lisp every morning.

Wenn

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Drew Barrymore

Wednesday, September 19th 2007

This Isn't Even Good On Paper

Last year, fans of the documentary "Grey Gardens" were horrified to learn that a feature film adaptation was in the works starring Drew Barrymore as Little Edie. Luckily, it never happened until now. HBO has announced they are going forward with the film keeping Drew and adding Jessica Lange as Big Edie.

The documentary was also turned into a critically-acclaimed Broadway musical last year.

Here we go again! Messing with things that shouldn't be messed with. However, if you're going to eff this up at least do it with people that can act. Drew Barrymore cannot handle her lisp AND Little Edie's New England accent at the same time. Trainwreck in the making!

And can Jessica Lange even show expression in her face anymore?!

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Drew Barrymore • Film

Thursday, May 3rd 2007

Morning Beer

Drew Barrymore said that while filming "Lucky You" in Las Vegas she became used to drinking beer for breakfast. Beer and eggs? Barf.

She said, “When I’d get off work at six in the morning from a night shoot and I’d go out for a beer, it didn’t look weird."

Drew is seen here arriving at David Letterman yesterday. How does she look so hot? She's making it very difficult for me. Who are those people asking for autographs? Those are the type that don't even know who she is right? They just sell that shit on eBay.

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Drew Barrymore

Wednesday, May 2nd 2007

Lucky Drew

Drew Barrymore cleans up nicely. It's a shame she wore a dress made of dyed toilet paper. Baby caca tp! Anyway, she attended the premiere of her film "Lucky You" last night at Tribeca. The movie looks god awful. It looks like something made in the early 90s. Drew stars with Eric Bana in the film about gamblers. Is it just me or does Eric sort of look like Corey Feldman?

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Drew Barrymore

Wednesday, March 28th 2007

Is That So Jane?

Jane Magazine founder, Jane Pratt, has admitted to getting lesbo with Drew Barrymore. Saggy vagina galore.

She said, "One of my dreams is to return to Howard's show and tell him the truth about Drew Barrymore and me." I guess Howard asked Jane if she had effed another chick and she admitted to it, but wouldn't say who.

Jane said, "It was someone famous. I did have sex with Drew Barrymore."

Not the mental picture I needed. Does that mean Drew is boinking Cameron Diaz now? Ugh, I can't deal.

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Drew Barrymore • Gay

Tuesday, February 13th 2007

Drew Barrymore Almost Has Me

At every premiere for "Music & Lyrics" Drew Barrymore has shown she's not afraid to take fashions risks. Last night at the NYC premiere was no exception. Methinks she got that necklace at the same joint Bai Ling got hers and where Brit Brit got her rhinestone tie.

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Drew Barrymore

Thursday, February 8th 2007

Going for the Gold

Drew Barrymore has really been going for it in the fashion department. She let it all happen at the London premiere of "Music & Lyrics" and she did the same last night at the Los Angeles premiere. At least she's trying. I'm not a fan of the gold bangles. They look straight from the swapmeet. I'll give her props for trying. Oh, and she needs to stop the poses. Leave the cheesy posing to Beyonce.