Phoebe Price

The look on Henry's face says it all, "Bitch please!" Our first lady of chicken cutlets was out in Malibu with her dog, Henry, yesterday when she showed the paps all the magazines she's currently in. That probably took hours! Even days. I bet she's still there.

PP loves magazines. If she could marry them she would. I should sell her ass some magazines through Publishers Clearing House. She would buy dozens! PCH would definitely show up to my door with a cardboard check and some deflated balloons.

Ok, not really. Some dude side-swiped her Mercedes while she was eating at The Ivy. It was a close call, let's just say that.

The near-death experience must have scared the pants right off of Chicken Cutlets, because that dress is so short it's about to expose her chicken wings. Even though PP was completely distraught, she managed to pull out a few poses for the camera near her freshly injured Benz. International supermodels don't get any breaks!

This isn't what it looks like. It's just chicken cutlets with a side artichoke dick...I mean...dip. Artichoke dip! Let's crawl out of the gutter and move on. I really don't need a bukkake image of PP in my head. STOP! Dark-sided!

So....Here's PP enjoying a little creamy goodness at lunch yesterday. The Ivy, of course. After lunch, PP gave the paps an impromptu fashion show. She went shopping at Intermix and showed off every outfit she was trying on.

They better have paid her ass. She's an international superstar and should not do these things for free! PP does not get out of bed for less than 10,000 yen a day! Okay, she'll gladly do it for free, but only because she has such a giving heart. Her reward is knowing that she's bringing a little glamour to boring everyday life.

That PP, she's such a fiery saint.

Phoebe Price was outside Mr. Chow last night, waiting to go in for her night shift as coat check girl. NO! She was dining there like everybody else. The ever-gracious PP spoke to the paparazzi for a little bit and seemed really annoyed that people are giving her a hard time on where she pumps her gas. The hell? You see, PP lives in West Hollywood, so she's going to pump her gas in Beverly Hills or West Hollywood and not Tarzana. You got that? Bizarre. Here's some other topics PP covered with the paps:

She's shooting Shark and has to be on the Fox lot at 7am

She doesn't know where Tarzana is

She's wearing Chanel vintage

She would consider doing Dancing with the Stars

She's getting ready for Cannes, so she is brushing up on her languages

Somebody please put this woman on Dancing with the Stars! PLEASE! When PP says, "she'll consider it," she really means, "FUCK YES!" Oh how I love PP. She makes my curly hair go straight.

The video below from Hollywood Bubble is a must see!

UPDATE: And here's a second video of PP getting pushed out of the way for Scary Spice!

This borders on chicken cutlet porn! You know it's roasting your drumstick. Here's "Hot Babe of the Year" Phoebe Price performing fellatio on an ice cream cone at the opening of a Dairy Queen in Eden Prairie, MN. NO! It's PP in Malibu on Easter Sunday. As Danny Noriega would say, this is TMTH!

That ice cream cone must be in pure ecstasy feeling her fire tongue massage its head like that. It's creaming itself at the warm sensation...ok I'll stop.

Phoebe Price has said she's been in Italian Vogue, German InStyle and every other International fashion magazine and now she can add Metro UK to her growing list of credits! PP had an interview with the paper and discussed everything from her star-turning role in "Get Smart" to her tips on getting noticed on the red carpet. You can read the entire interview over at Metro, but here's the highlights:

How would you describe your career?
‘Up and coming’. I’ve been laying the groundwork for where my career is heading. I used to be a model but I decided to stop and started training with the world’s top acting coaches. I’ve been getting publicity and gaining acting skills. There are a bunch of beautiful girls in Hollywood, so I needed to make myself distinctive.

What was the most unusual modelling shoot you did?
I did L'Oreal and henna and department stores. I was too short for runway but worked on the commercial side. I’ve tried to distance myself from modelling. The stereotype is that models are dumb and don't have anything to say. That's why I broke out of modelling. I'm from Alabama, I say how I feel. Acting lets me imaginate and show my personality through acting.

You’re best known for going to loads of red carpet events. How many do you attend a week?
Not that many. I do a lot of charity work. I don’t drink or smoke. I don’t go to the events to party, I go to make contacts and get projects. It’s not like I can call Paramount and say: ‘I’m coming by to meet the president.’ I didn’t know one person when I first came to LA four years ago. I’ve had to try to get people to notice me.

What are your tips for getting press coverage?
Wear colour, show a bit of leg, show the boobs sometimes. I come from a religious family – my grandfather was a preacher. I try to do everything with class. My whole butt was over the internet recently. I was bending down in a store looking at shoes. I didn’t know that a photographer was shooting up my skirt.

You wore a see-through dress at Cannes two years ago. Did you know it was see-through?
Definitely. But I had underwear and a bra on underneath it. I got a lot of press from that. I didn’t realise it would make the impact it did. My photos are sold around the world. I’m big in Japan. I’m going to be in the German edition of In Style. I was engaged to a famous movie star in Italy. People love to see what I’m wearing.

What is your role in Get Smart?
It’s a very small part. I play a TV reporter.

Can you remember what your line was?
It’s a very small part. It doesn’t matter if my role doesn’t have any lines – I’m learning from every experience. Because I’m in the media so much, people think I’m just another Paris Hilton, but I’m not. I take whatever part I can get just to show people I’m not a diva.

Are you bothered when people slag you off on websites?
People shouldn’t judge me before they know what I’m doing. People don’t know I’m busting my butt to make it in this business. I like wearing crazy things. As long as I’m having fun I don't care what anyone else says.

Is it challenging to attempt an acting career later in life?
It’s not. This business isn’t hard if you’re smart and you have a good look. I’m getting a lot of scripts coming to me right now, but I’m not doing topless or nudes, so it’s hard for me to get parts. Julia Roberts didn’t do nudes or topless either but she got to where she was going. It might take me another three years, but I’ll get a really good role.

Do you have cheek implants?
No. My mother’s cheeks look just like mine. These are my cheeks, can’t help it. I’m a strong woman, you can say whatever you want about me.

You won website Dlisted’s annual popularity poll, Hot Slut of the Year, but you’ve been calling yourself Hot Babe of the Year. Did you get mixed up?
No – but why do I have to say I’m the ‘Hot Slut of the Year’? I know it’s Hot Slut of the Year. Hello! Do people really think I can’t read?

When are you coming to London?
Soon. My good friend Meredith Ostrom, who I modelled with when I lived in Italy, is engaged to Nick Rhodes, so I hope to visit soon. I’d love to go to some events in London.

She finally said Hot Slut of the Year! Did they get that on tape? I learn something new about PP almost every day month! Let's see...she's big in Japan and her role in "Get Smart" is so mesmerizing that she couldn't remember what her lines were. PP is the next Meryl Streep, so she was so enthralled in her character of TV reporter. Who has time to remember such trivial things as what you lines you didn't say in a movie! PP certainly doesn't.

Next stop the world!!!!!

The hardest working woman in Hollywood, Phoebe Price, was out again yesterday doing what she does best. Err....feel free to leave suggestions as what that is exactly.

Leave it to PP to not let any moment go to waste. While filling her car with gas at a 76 station she broke out into in an impromptu photoshoot. Kate Moss, if you're going to eat something then eat your heart out, because PP is gunning for your job. I'm sure these pictures will end up in Iraqi Vogue! Fo sho!

She also went shopping with her mother, Flora, and showed off her mention in this week's Harper's Bazaar. Ok, it was Life & Style. She was also in OK! Magazine this week. A double whammy week.

This is fun! I can also ask, "Phoebe, how many of your IMDB credits are real?" And another, "PP, you said you really had to use the port-a-potty. What number do you have to go?" I can do this all day.

Here's PP at the opening of a Shoe City in Lawndale, CA. NO! It's PP at a John Varvatos charity event yesterday. PP gives back.

This is an outfit Frosta from She-Ra would wear on her downtime.

Phoebe Price should give herself a pat on the chicken cutlets! It looks like she's starting a trend. Saffron Burrows showed up to the premiere of "The Bank Job" looking like she was smuggling cutlets in her mouth. I think Saffron's chicken cutlets are all-natural and organic though. As natural as PP's!

Here's Saffy with Jason Statham at the premiere.

No I haven't finally met Phoebe Price! That's a real pig, not me. Although, he has my eyes. PP posed with her new pork friend at the premiere of "College Road Trip" in Los Angeles last night. I hope PP kept that pig away from her chicken cutlets. Do pigs eat chicken?