Beth Ditto

Monday, March 24th 2008

I Know What I'm Having For Breakfast

Oatmeal and raspberries with a side of Gouda cheese! Delicious!

We haven't caught up with Beth Ditto in a while, so here she is in all her glory performing at Shepherds Bush this past Friday. Shepherds Bush? I can almost see Ditto's Bush in that outfit. This is actually covered up for Ditto.

Ditto said that she's planning to visit Paris sooner with her girlfriend. She can't wait to work off all the treats she's been eating.

Beth told the Mirror, "I'm taking my girlfriend Fanny to Paris. I've eaten a lot of treats and I'm going to burn it off with her!" Fanny better bring an oxygen tank, power bar and flare gun just in case. You don't want to get caught under Ditto without the necessities.

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Beth Ditto

Wednesday, February 20th 2008

Beth Covers Up For The Brits

It's fucking good to see Beth Ditto even though she looks like one big Nerf ball. I'm also a little weepy that she didn't bring it all out for the Brit Awards and by "all out" I mean show her ass. I'm sure she will by the end of the night when she's had too many Fuzzy Navels. That dress will be on the floor and I probably will regret what I wished for.

Also at the Brits tonight are Alien Princess RiRi in a dress by Reynolds Wrap. She's fucking ready to be beamed up after this bitch. Also Kelly Osbourne who is basically shrinking into nothingness. She was with her family and her mother wore the same damn frock she always wears. Of course, Mark Ronson was there. He's performing with Amy Wino tonight. He could be covered in elephant shit and I would still think he was a hot piece.

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Monday, November 12th 2007

Beth Ditto Vomits On Homophobes

Openly gay Beth Ditto said she once barfed all over a group of boys on a boat for making homophobic remarks toward her. She said she put her finger down her throat and purposely made herself to barf on them.

She said,"Looking back, it might not have been the most hygienic or healthy approach, but I considered it a political tactic more than revenge per se, and it certainly was very, very effective!"

"I'd still say the question - to puke, or not to puke - was up for debate, but it did give me a certain sense of relief, and I can't say I've ever regretted it."

Did those boys survive? I can't imagine what's in Beth Ditto barf. Jimmy Hoffa, the lost city of Atlantis, the lochness monster, hundreds of single socks are probably just a few things in Ditto's barf.

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Beth Ditto

Friday, October 19th 2007

Elvira Has Really Let Herself Go

Beth Ditto performed at Fashion Rocks last night for the Prince's Trust. Before taking the stage Beth was told to keep her shit on! Beth is known for blinding audiences by ripping off all her clothes and only performing in a bra and panties.

A source told The Mirror , "Beth was taken to one side and has politely been asked to keep her clothes on, as royalty may be in attendance.

"She listened to what they had to say but said she won't make any promises."

Unfortunately, Beth kept her clothes on. If you got it, flaunt it! That's what I say. If I had a bodacious bod like Beth, I'd be naked all the time!

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Beth Ditto

Monday, August 27th 2007

For The Love Of.....

Dear Beth Ditto,

I love you....I really, really do, but I can't love you when you're flashing your Cinnabon with extra frosting. I just can't! I know you're out there doing your thing, but please! I'm also happy that you wore panties, but next time triple up or bust out the Body Glove biker shorts. The world just isn't ready for that KY jelly.

xoxoxoMichael K

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Beth Ditto

Friday, August 24th 2007

Because Beth Can

Beth Ditto and her band The Gossip played The Carling Weekend Festival today and she once again stripped down to her panties, because it was so hot outside. She also kept bending over sending the audience into a craze and by craze, I mean they died. Just kidding!

Hey, why not? If Beyonce can do it, so can Beth! BBW to the extreme. If The Gossip ever plays Malaysia Beth is screwed!

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Beth Ditto

Thursday, August 16th 2007

Bored? Have A Baby!

Beth Ditto said she was so bored in her small Arkansas town that she wanted to get pregnant and have a baby, so she could have something to do. She said the only things to get caught up in were Christianity and drugs.

"In high school I had a boyfriend. I remember thinking that I just wanted to get pregnant, so I wouldn't have to make a decision about my life."

Aren't you pregnant now, Beth? Triplets, isn't it? Instead, Beth moved to NYC, pooped herself into a band and showed off her rolls to everyone and everybody. Aren't we lucky!

This reminds me of that hot ass bitch Victoria from the Maury Povich show a while ago. 15-year-old Victoria claimed to have had unprotected sex 300 times so she could get knocked up. How she didn't gotten knocked up after having sex 300 times is beyond me. Victoria was even caught 3 times having sex by her mother and the woman didn't do anything! I wonder if Victoria ever had that baby? Maury needs to follow that up. I'm sure she has 3 kids, lives in a trailer and strips for the lunch crowd at her local beaver bar.