Trolls

 

Steve-O is starved for attention. At Gene Simmons' roast at the Key Club in Hollywood last night, he smoked weed out of a Dr. Pepper can and then showed off his nuts. He's trying to be high-class by smoking out of a Dr. Pepper can. He probably fished it out of the trash, because you know he can only afford Diet Rite. 

 

Why wasn't he arrested? Not for the smoking weed thing, but for being an annoying douche.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mary Kate Olsen better thank those hot ass shoes for making her look so gorge at the 7th On Sale Gala last night in NYC. She's almost 4 feet tall thanks to those beauties! She needs to send a pair to the Shauna Sand Shoe Fund.

 

I don't know who that dude is, but he looks like he wants to suck my blood. 

 

 

 

 

 

Lance Armstrong has denied that he's dating Ashley Olsen. It's been rumored that the nut and the troll have been getting down and dirty.

 

He told Page Six they are just friends, "We have hung out amongst other friends, and she strikes me as a nice, smart lady."

Lance's ex, Sheryl Crow, also responded to the rumors that she thought Lance dating a troll was gross. The horse's mouth said, "Lance and I are friends. I have a lot of respect for him and what he does in the world of cancer. What he does in his personal life . . . is none of my business. Nor would I ever comment on it."

 

Bitch please! You know you thought it was gross. We all did! Go gallop into the sunset now. I'm through with you and your lies.