Maddox

 

It's a new day which means there's new pictures of Brangelina and company walking from a building to their car. I swear it feels like all they do is get in cars, get out of cars, go into buildings, get back into car, get out of car....

 

If I was their driver I'd trick them one day and just as they were getting to the car door, I'd speed off. They'd probably burst into a million pieces from the frustration of not knowing what to do.  

 

Anyway, yesterday the clan stopped into Kidville in NYC. Kidville is like an indoor playground.

 

Zahara also walked and Shiloh has a toof! It's truly sad that I notice these things.

 

Shiloh better pull that sucker out, because apparently Angie pays $50 a toof! She gives Maddox that anyway. Cheapskate!  

 

 

 

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Parents of kids at the Lycée Français de New York on the Upper East Side were told to stop taking pictures of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. A memo was sent out asking everyone to leave them the hell alone.

 

The memo read:

 

“Regretfully, I have seen some parents taking pictures, asking for autographs, talking to the media and even shouting at Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt for recognition. Therefore, in the best interests of the school and safety of your child(ren) I must ask for everyone to please respect the family’s privacy and discontinue these practices.”

 

A source told The New York Observer, “The French are quite civilized. But sure, you have the moms who get there a little earlier to get a little glimpse.” The source also said that Angie has already apologized to parents about the media frenzy caused each day outside the school.

 

The source went on tothat all the pap action seems to have had an affect on lil' Maddox.

 

The kids were asked to bring a picture of themselves to school, “He refused. He started crying. Obviously the poor kid has grown up in fear of having his picture taken.”

 

Angie and Brad love every minute of it! Some people say that they are trying to make things normal for Maddox by picking him up every day, but don't they see it's making shit worse. If they sent one of their bodyguards to pick him up, people wouldn't give a fuck and most likely not take any pictures or camp outside.

 

 

 

These pictures of Brad Pitt with 3 of his kids yesterday are doing strange things to me. Yeah, Brad Pitt is hot but seeing him play with the kids like a normal father.....it's getting to my black heart. I think the vagina behind my nutsack is popping out. I feel so giddy. I need to take something for this.

 

Anyway, Bradley, Zahara, Maddox and Pax had another day at the park in NYC yesterday. Shiloh was once again missing in action. Maybe homegirl had enough and she hitched out of that town headed for Vegas to fulfill her dreams as a showgirl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I found my sunglasses for Fall and I'm not even joking. Angelina Jolie took Pax, Maddox and Zahara out for some afternoon fun in NYC's Central Park. Once again Shiloh was MIA. I'm telling you she's having work done! It takes at least 6 weeks before you can go out in public without people noticing your scars!

 

Angie and Brad Pitt are expected to host a charity benefit in the Hamptons tonight.  

 

As usual Maddox looks like a bad ass, Pax looks cute and bewildered, Zahara looks like she doesn't give an eff and Angie looks like she could use 4 or 5 corn dogs. AT LEAST. She also always dresses like a secretary on her lunch break. 

 

 

 

 

 

I've made that mistake too many times. Eating a hot dog from a NYC vending cart. Whole afternoons have been lost from that mistake. A rumble in the jungle if you will.

 

Anyway, Maddox and his bitches created utter chaos at Lee's Art Shop in NYC this afternoon. Crazy mob!

 

Shiloh was nowhere in sight. She was probably at Saks Fifth Avenue's new shoe floor .  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is the world ending?! This is the second time in just a week that Brangelina's clan have been seen together. They all went boating today in Chicago, but didn't last long due to the rain and all that crap.

 

Maddox seems to be loving the cameras. He's gotten the bite and it's not letting go. I can't wait until he gets older, because you know he's going to sing like a bird. He's a star.

 

I'm also kind of sad Angelina didn't put her miracle skills to the test by walking on water.

 

 

 

 

 

Maddox showed off a new 'do and a fake tattoo while leaving Borders with his mom today in Chicago. Maddox is the hotness and the HBIC!

 

He works that sidewalk like it was a runway in a Paris fashion show.

 

 

 

 

 

They are actually all together. The Royal Family of the World visited the Field Museum in Chicago yesterday. They are in town while Angelina films "Wanted."

 

It's weird seeing them all together. They are all pretty cute, but Suri is still my favorite. I have a thing for inanimate objects (i.e. Phoebe Price, CoCo and Pete Doherty.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Angelina Jolie was spotted with Maddox heading into an L.A. studio to complete voice work on that Beowulf crap last week. Maddox didn't look happy and Angelina picked him up mid-walk. I'm with you Mad. I can't believe she expects your royal ass to walk. I also can't believe her twig arms didn't break into a million pieces when she picked him up.

 

In other Angelina news! She told Total Film Magazine that she is still with Brad Pitt and they are still sexy with each other and all that. 

 

"Our kids are going to find that funny when they’re older because they think we’re the dorkiest people on the planet."

 

She also said that the only time they fight is about politics, but she didn't talk about the rumor that she poured wine on his ass after a fight about politics.

 

“We actually argue politics at home. It is the only time we argue.”

 

 

 

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Looks like Maddox got his bitches back in check. He's way too hot to touch the sidewalk. Especially NYC sidewalk. Maddox made his pretty pony take him for a little spin to Mars 2112 where he also made his pony give him quarters to play games. I like his pony.

 

Maddox is no joke.