Jamie Lynn Spears
Friday, December 21st 2007
God Is At Work, People
Lynne Spears parenting book is back on track, but the Christian publisher issued a statement saying it wasn't a parenting book. Thomas Nelson said this:
"From the onset, the media have inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears' book is a parenting book. I'm sure this helps fuel tabloid readership, but it is simply not true. Lynne's memoir will provide a window into the real-life world of fame and worldly success, including the toll it extracts from some who aspire to it. It will provide a much-needed corrective to a world obsessed with the wrong priorities."
"We believe in redemption. Therefore, we are standing with Lynne and her family during this difficult time. Though the book has been delayed, we believe God is at work. The story is still being written, and we are confident in His ability to turn ashes into beauty" (Isaiah 61:3)."
Actually Thomas Nelson, God is on coffee break with all of us laughing at this whole Spears drama. You should join us sometime. Bring biscotti.
Source: The Insider
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Friday, December 21st 2007
Lil' Romeo Is The Father Of Jamie Lynn's Baby?!!!!
I'm pretty sure this rumor is a crock of shit, but wouldn't it be lovely? The New York Daily News reports that Jamie Lynn has been dating fellow Nickelodeon star Lil' Romeo. If only! I'm still sitting here patiently waiting for the rumor that KFed's the daddy. It's coming....
Also! Casey Aldridge apparently won't be charged with any kind of rape charges, because he's 18 and not 19. DMV records indicate he's 18. Way to hack into the DMV files and fix your age. He's a computer genius! (eGossip )
And! The eternal voice of reason, Blair from Facts of Life, threw in her two cents about this whole situation. Lisa Welchel is a die-hard Christian and said, "I'm so proud of her for stepping up and being courageous and taking responsibility for her choices, and I believe she's being a good role model — a good role model in that situation, to choose to have the baby, and … I am supportive of her in that situation." Screw Blair! What does Mrs. Garrett have to say about all of this?! (ABC News )
Friday, December 21st 2007
A Timeless Beauty
I never thought I would say this, but I'm actually happy to see this hillbilly twat! With all this Jamie Lynn shit going on, I've been waiting for Shit Shit Spears to do something! Anyway, Brit went out last night to one of the finest restaurants in Southern California, Carl's Jr!! She loves to treat herself like the queen she is.
Before that she went shopping at one of those trashy souvenir shops on Hollywood Blvd. and picked up some girly baby items. How thoughtful of Brit. Always thinking of others.
People.com reports that Brit is still "shocked" about her sister's pregnancy. Apparently she wanted to "try out a dance routine" at Millenium Dance Complex yesterday, but saw the crowd outside and sped away. Yeah right, somebody told her that there's a 2 for 1 sale on Holiday flavors at Starbucks, so she hit the gas.
A source said, "Britney said that she doesn't want to deal with the media because she is still shocked [about Jamie Lynn's pregnancy news]. She feels that she needs peace and quiet."
Brit is probably "shocked" about everything, because she's crazy! Brit, you lost your kids! "HUH?" Brit, your sister is knocked up! "WHA?" Brit, that's a dirty tampon you're using to stir your coffee! "HEH?!"
Thursday, December 20th 2007
This Broad Again
As I expected there's a slew of stories about Jamie Lynn since I posted about her ass this morning. Yes, that's Dakota and Elle Fanning with her, but thankfully they are not pregnant. At least I hope not.
Here we go!
Nickelodeon is considering airing a special on teen pregnancy. Linda Ellerbee would host. The network thinks that many parents are finding themselves in a weird situation of having to explain the drama to their kids. UsWeekly has some tips on how to tell your kid what's going.
It's easy! Just tell them Jamie Lynn was extra good this year, so the stork and Santey Claus brought her a special gift. If that doesn't work tell them she's a slut and will probably die lonely for all the wrong she's done to the world.
The debate of Casey's age is still going on! Some say he's 18 and some say he's 19 and I guess if he's 19 he could face charges. The LA Attorney General's office said he could face up to 10 years in jail if he's 19. The Deputy Sheriff said they didn't break any laws. (Page Six )
Just throw the entire Aldridge family and the entire Spears family in the clink and call it a day!
Casey's uncle said the two won't get married anytime soon and hopes they remaine in a committed relationship. He said, "I hope they will stick it out and get married for the child's sake and their sake. But if they're not in love and it was just a fantasy, they don't need to make the same mistake twice." (People)
So are they still together, are they getting married...fuck! Who cares? I do, sadly.
Brit reportedly bought Jamie Lynn a "Hot Mama 2 Be" t-shirt from Petit Tresor with a bunch of other baby items and the note "Dear J.L., We love you! Brit, Sean and Jayden." (TMZ )
I'm pretty sure SPF wrote that note, because there's no way Brit could've wrote it without misspelling at least 3 words.
Lastly! It looks like the principal at Casey's school is selling off his yearbook pics. When TMZ asked the school for pics of Casey, the principal told them they were holding out for a better price, because "the school needs the money."
Well looks like the "better price" came from UsWeekly. They have the yearbook pic .
Will Britney please do something, so the attention can go back to her?
Thursday, December 20th 2007
Nobody Would've Cared Anyway
Ashlee Simpson debuted her shitty ass video for her shitty ass song "Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)" yesterday and hoped for a lot fanfare, but didn't get any. The Jamie Lynn Spears story broke instead and according to MSNBC's The Scoop Ashlee is pissed.
A souce told The Scoop, “Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed. Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess separate herself from her. How ironic that Ashlee’s big day ends up spent in the shadow of Britney’s little sister."
Asshole's rep said it's not true and she's happy with the feedback her video has gotten. You mean the negative feedback? She's also happy for Jamie Lynn. My ass.
The source went on to say that Papa Joe picked the video's release date for a reason and he wanted it to be the talk of the town. “Jamie Lynn didn’t just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week. This week it’s all about her.”
Nobody would've cared anyway. Papa Joe could've debuted the video on his pasty ass and not many would've even noticed.
In case you missed the video and care to see it, click here. I say don't bother. Go watch some random Gwen Stefani video instead. It's the same shit, but better.
Image: Planet Hiltron
Thursday, December 20th 2007
Is This Over Yet?
Jamie Lynn Spears has taken over my brains and won't let it go. This is what happens when a big story "breaks" or whatever. You're shocked at first and really into it and then all of a sudden it's absolutely everywhere. Everyone from Dan Rather to Whoopi Goldberg are talking about. Shit, I even think the birds outside my window were gossiping about this crap. It's sad, because I'm equally obsessed. I need help. SO! There's a million stories out there about our little JL and here's just a few.
The Juno Report!
JL and the baby daddy Casey Aldridge are not together anymore. A source said, “They’re not dating now. He's really got nothing to offer this baby. He's a kid himself. They have no plans to get married. At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom — and not Casey — to be in the delivery room with her.” (Life&Style )
Hopefully this is true for her sake. She doesn't need anymore kids. Actually, I think it's better JL just goes lesbo now. Start licking the cat before you pop out more kids and ruin your own life even more. Going cat is the way to go.
19-year-old Casey could face statutory rape charges. Louisiana law defines this unlawful carnal knowledge as "sexual intercourse with consent between someone age 19 or older and someone between age 12 and 17." If they did it in California the law there states any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor under 18 who is not more than three year younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a misdemeanour and faces up to one year in a county jail. (Daily Mail )
I was watching Access Hollywood (I know, I know) and they had some lawyer on there babbling about how he didn't commit a crime based on the laws in LA and CA. Basically, who gives a fuck! Charges will not be filed, because Jamie Lynn's mom is a-ok with it. Shit, she's a-ok with almost anything.
JL's aunt said the pregnancy might have been planned, because JL wanted "me time." She said, "It may be one of the reaons she went out and did what she did, and whether she got pregnant on purpose or by accident, that's the reason she went out and rebelled. She wants a little bit of 'me' attention, with everything that's going on with Britney like it is." (PageSix.com )
The Spears family is TRASH! Their relatives are talking to anybody who will listen. Fuck, they'll sit down with the PennySaver if they paid them. That's all I have to say about that.
And FINALLY! JL told Ok! Magazine that she plans not to marry Casey at this time and that she wants to know the sexy (typo, but I'm keeping it) as soon as possible.
She also thinks she'll be a good mother, "I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great. All my friends have little brothers or sisters."
Well then.....I'm sure there will be 10,001 more stories about this girl as soon as I hit "publish." My brain is pregnant now.
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Jamie Lynn Is Already Whoring Her Baby Out
Jamie Lynn Spears did not get paid up front by Ok! Magazine for basically giving them the story of the year. Jamie Lynn didn't ask for money. Instead she got a back-end deal. Yeah, that's what got her into this mess in the first place.
TMZ reports that JL will get $1 million for a photo shoot with her baby when it's born. Why wait then? She should give them her ultrasound photos. Start the pimpin' now!
Lynne Spears went to Ok! Magazine, because she liked the way they handled Britney's whole metldown photo shoot with them. When Lynne found out JL was knocked up she called Ok! to give them the exclusive. She told them they had to keep Britney out of it.
That's not hard. Britney is ALWAYS out of it.
TMZ also claims Jamie Lynn is more than 12 weeks pregnant and think she's going to pop in the Spring.
I believe it. Remember those rumors about JL being knocked up back in July? Oh those Spears people. Such untruth tellers!
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Brit's Supposed To Be The Only Fuck-Up In The Family
Jamie Lynn Spears is supposed to be the classy and elegant Spears, but getting knocked up has apparently ruined her mother's hopes of having a perfect showbiz daughter. Sources tell MSNBC's The Scoop that Lynne is freaking out.
The source said, “Jamie Lynn was this family’s big hope. With Britney, one minute you’re in, the next you’re out. Brit had been supporting her family for years, and now all eyes were on Jamie Lynn.”
“And, what’s worse for the Spears’ is Britney doesn’t want to be a part of that Spears gravy train any more. That’s part of why Britney is freaking right now. With Jamie Lynn to focus on, she was now the family’s focus and in the end, the one they could profit from.”
That's right Britney. How are you going to top this one? She better go out and light her vagina on fire or something.
Lynne was apparently worried about Jamie Lynn's relationship with the father, Casey Aldridge, and that it was moving to fast. Jamie began dating Casey when she was just 13 and he was 16.
The source also said that Jamie Lynn is probably not going back to her show "Zoey 101" when filming is supposed to begin next month. DUH! How are they going to explain that one? "Oh, Zoey developed a thyroid condition and got really fat."
Image: Wenn
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
DUH: Lynne's Parenting Book On Hold
Lynne Spears' book on parenting has been "put on hold" indefinitely. The Christian publishing house that was supposed to put the book out this Spring told People Magazine, "The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled. We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that."
Why postpone it? Just retool it a little bit. All it needs is a title change. Lynne should just write it as normal, but instead of using the title "Lynne Spears' Book On Parenting," they should name it "How NOT To Raise A Child" by Lynne Spears. See how easy that was!
PageSix.com reports that Lynne and Jamie Lynn were in NYC on Monday catching the film "Juno" about teen pregnancy. See, JL is already a great parent. She's doing research!
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