Jamie Lynn Spears
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Brit's Supposed To Be The Only Fuck-Up In The Family
Jamie Lynn Spears is supposed to be the classy and elegant Spears, but getting knocked up has apparently ruined her mother's hopes of having a perfect showbiz daughter. Sources tell MSNBC's The Scoop that Lynne is freaking out.
The source said, “Jamie Lynn was this family’s big hope. With Britney, one minute you’re in, the next you’re out. Brit had been supporting her family for years, and now all eyes were on Jamie Lynn.”
“And, what’s worse for the Spears’ is Britney doesn’t want to be a part of that Spears gravy train any more. That’s part of why Britney is freaking right now. With Jamie Lynn to focus on, she was now the family’s focus and in the end, the one they could profit from.”
That's right Britney. How are you going to top this one? She better go out and light her vagina on fire or something.
Lynne was apparently worried about Jamie Lynn's relationship with the father, Casey Aldridge, and that it was moving to fast. Jamie began dating Casey when she was just 13 and he was 16.
The source also said that Jamie Lynn is probably not going back to her show "Zoey 101" when filming is supposed to begin next month. DUH! How are they going to explain that one? "Oh, Zoey developed a thyroid condition and got really fat."
Image: Wenn
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
DUH: Lynne's Parenting Book On Hold
Lynne Spears' book on parenting has been "put on hold" indefinitely. The Christian publishing house that was supposed to put the book out this Spring told People Magazine, "The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled. We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that."
Why postpone it? Just retool it a little bit. All it needs is a title change. Lynne should just write it as normal, but instead of using the title "Lynne Spears' Book On Parenting," they should name it "How NOT To Raise A Child" by Lynne Spears. See how easy that was!
PageSix.com reports that Lynne and Jamie Lynn were in NYC on Monday catching the film "Juno" about teen pregnancy. See, JL is already a great parent. She's doing research!

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