Shauna Sand

Exquisite lucite heels with a built-in tip jar? These things have Shauna Sand's name all over it. One night in these and Shauna will make 25 cent a killing! She can use the extra money to buy more lip gloss and eye shadow from the Wet 'N Wild section at Rite-Aid.

Seriously, there's no need for shoes. We already have a built-in tip jar. It's called our ass cheeks.

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Shauna Sand can function without her exquisite lucite heels?! Say it ain't so! Shauna without her lucite heels is like a stripper without her....um......lucite heels! This is sad.

And look at the tacky shit she replaced her gorgeous lucite heels with! They look like gardening shoes! Broke stripper gardening shoes. You know Shauna kept falling all over the place throughout the day, because she wasn't wearing her main glamour source. Let this be a lesson to Shauna. She is nothing without her lucite heels and they are nothing without her!

I need to find out where Shauna Sand buys her elegant dresses, because my mother could use a few of those. I could ask my neighborhood tranny prostitute (every neighborhood has one) where Shauna bought this dress and they would tell me.

Nothing says "devoted mother of 3" like hot pink leopard. You know the mothers at the PTA hate on Shauna hardcore. They are just jealous. They are especially jealous of the "shoot the ping-pong ball out of the coochie" trick she performs every year at the school talent show. They wish they had her skills and her lucite heels.

Here's a couple more pics of Our Lady of Lucite outside of Foxtail nightclub in Hollywood last night. I'm pretty sure she applies her make-up using paint-by-numbers. Flawless!

Did it break from Shauna Sand's intense glamour is what I meant! Shauna Sand brought some real class and elegance to the Playboy Playmate of the Year luncheon yesterday. What the hell is that gorgeous creature doing with all those dollar store skanks! She's like a precious rose among a field of weeds. She's like a stunning diamond among a pile of rocks. Shauna of course wore her exquisite lucite heels. She will die if she doesn't wear them. I'm not joking.

So, here's more pics from yesterday's ho's ball. The chick in the drag queen Barney dress is 2008's Playmate of the Year. Clearly, Shauna deserves that title every year.

el·e·gant [el-i-guhnt] - gracefully refined and dignified

Yup, that pretty much describes Shauna Sand. It can also be used to describe her gorgeous lucite heels. When are those things going to make it into the Smithsonian already?

Here's Shauna working the valet stand with her equally stunning best friend, Tess Broussard.

This is the hottest thing I've seen all day this hour! Shauna Sand is hawking outdoor stereo rocks on eBay! The auction features ultra elegant pictures of Shauna posing in a bikini with a bunch of speaker rocks. Not only do you win 6 amazing outdoor speaker rocks, but they will all be autographed by Shauna Sand herself!

The original price of the rocks was $2700. WHAT?! She'll spend $2700 on rocks, but she'll only spend $15 on shoes?! I love her even more. Speaker rocks are definitely more important than footwear.

I'll bid until my fingers fall off if she throws in a worn pair of her exquisite lucite heels.

Click here to see the auction and more pictures. Shauna Sand + Speaker Rocks = GLAMOUR

Shauna Sand married a hot Frenchie, Romain Chavent, in 2006 and kept it a secret. How very Janet Jackson of her. I'm not sure you can call it a secret when nobody really cares. TMZ caught up with Romain last night and he confirmed he filed for divorce. He cited "irreconcilable differences" and the divorce papers were handwritten.

Romain said that Shauna's move to Miami and her hard-partying are reasons for their divorce.

Where the hell are the wedding pictures?! You know this ho wore a latex wedding dress and had special lucite heels made for the occasion. She had a little blinking light put into the platform. It blinked like crazy as she walked down the aisle. A high-class affair.

Click here to see a video of hot Frenchie talking about his split from one of the most gorgeous women in the world.

John McCain so has this presidency locked up! He already has Heidi Montag's endorsement and now he can add the elegant Shauna Sand to his long list of prostitute supporters. TMZ caught up with Shauna last night as she was working the stroll. Shauna said she's voting for McCain and "absolutely" thinks he'll make a great president. She said all of this while shivering her plastic tits off. I guess plastic doesn't keep you warm.

Shauna just got back from Miami where she said she was doing "print, film, tv, everything..." for work. I'm guessing the everything means porn. Well, a mother has to feed her children!

Oh and Shauna's face is slowly turning into Joan Van Ark's mask of destruction.

Shauna Sand attended the "100 Stars" Oscar party last night and wore her signature lucite heels. Since it was a special night, Shauna dressed them up a little bit using $2 ribbon from the craft supply store. Now a pair of $5 shoes look $7! Instant expensive glamour! Her shoes look fantastic, pity about the dress. It looks like it got caught in the elevator.

It's funny for a party called "100 Stars" there were about 0 stars there. This shit was also attended by Jeff Conaway with his girlfriend Vicki, Jenna Jameson, Baby Huey, Kelly LeBrock, Sally Kirkland and Traci Bingham. All the major names in Hollywood.

What the hell is Jeff still doing with Vicki! Vicki is the Sam Lutfi of D-list celebrities! She is totally making Vicodin cocktails for Jeff. Jenna and Kelly should totally team up and do a remake of Howard the Duck. They both have the lips to play the title role.

And that's where Sally Kirkland was?! Shit, that was the real party to be at.

TMZ caught up with Shauna Sand outside some plastic surgeon's office where she said she was having "nerve block." I believe her. Shauna Sand does not get plastic surgery! She is a natural beauty. She was merely having a "nerve block." Don't you know what that is? Yeah me neither, but I'm just going to pretend it's only something the insanely gorgeous and glamorous get.

Shauna also talked about her world famous lucite heels and said she makes them all. She has over 500 pairs. A slut cobbler! Who would've known? This "nerve block" she had is fucking with her thoughts, because buying shoes at the local drag queen store is not considered making them.

Get better Shauna! I hope your nerve block clears up.