La Pequeña

La Pequeña has returned with a new wig, dress and song. Damn! Who knew they made such hot wigs for children?! This shit was probably a Bratz children's wig and La Pequeña made it her own. She has serious beauty skills. And when is this sexy slut going to get her own TV show, movie, record deal, cosmetics line and......sex tape?

Wait a tiny dick minute! Mini-Me is going to need a new co-star for the sequel to his sex tape. Just imagine Mini-Me and La Pequeña bumping baby nalgas! No, don't imagine that, unless you don't want to sleep for the next week or two. Culo! Culo!

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La Pequeña Hillary Clinton is back and she's not happy! She's also nekkid! The American flag has never looked this hot. Who cares what I have to say about this hot shit! Grab some KY Jelly and press play! Prepare to be turned on.

The past couple of days I have felt like moldy caca. I've blamed allergies, but now I know what the real cause of it was. I've been going through massive La Pequeña withdrawals! Thankfully, I've gotten my fix, because La Pequeña has posted another video, a homage to Shania Twain!

This is just the pick me up Shania needs since she's splitting from her husband and all. People reports that another woman might have come between Shania and her husband of 14 years, Mutt Lange! He's reportedly been having an affair with the manager of the couple’s chateau in Switzerland. That affair will be over soon once Matt gets a look at La Pequeña Shania Twain. She's just like the real thing, but with something extra.

There's also a La Pequeña nip slip AND Machine is on guitar. This video rules. I'm still waiting for La Pequeña Phoebe Price and La Pequeña Brit Brit Spears.

Since when?! I feel so deceived. I know, I know. La Pequena makes a convincing woman as much a Brooke Hogan does. It's so strange seeing this sexy bitch without his make-up and wig on. It feels like the day I found out Santa Claus wasn't real. Yes, it was this past Monday, but you know what I mean.

He looks so normal. It's creepy and I don't like it. Quick! Wash that normal image of him with this clip! Here's La Pequena Patricia Maldonado with Machine. This is much better. I can breathe again.

La Pequeña has returned and this time the hot bitch is practically naked! She's back as Amy Winehouse and is only covered by duct tape and a guitar. Make sure to watch this video while in the privacy of your own home. You don't want to get all hot and horny in public. It's only a matter of time before she loses the duct and the guitar and we see her real la pequeña!

Excuse me while I go and cry in a hot shower.

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La Pequena is on a roll with this Hillary Clinton shit. She just released a new YouTube of herself giving some kind of speech as Hills. I have no idea what the hell she's saying, but I agree with all of it. Vote for her! I seriously can watch her videos 24-hours a day and I can do it sober!

La Pequeña is taking over the universe! The hottest bitch in the galaxy made it on CNN for her Hilary Clinton video. When the hell is Hilary going to hire La Pequeña as her official mascot? Lily Allen also featured La Pequeña on her show last night.

The La Pequeña revolution has finally begun!

Holy Monica Lewinsky! La Pequeña Hillary Clinton for President!!!!! You have to watch her speech in the middle of the video, because I'm sold! Where do I vote? La Pequeña Hillary Clinton is the future of this country. Once again, our reigning Hot Slut of the Month, La Pequeña, has made life worth living.

I also approve of her choosing Hilary Duff's "Beat Of My Heart" as her campaign song. It makes so much sense.

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Our Hot Slut of the Month is back! La Pequeña has finally put out a new video and this time he's paying homage to Amy Wino. It's pretty hilarious, because Wino's hive is bigger than him. He could comfortably live in her hive for a few months without her knowing about it.

In the video, La Pequeña is that close to showing the real La Pequeña. He starts humping the bed (close your eyes during that part) then slowly opens his legs and I swear I saw the tequila worm I swallowed in Mexico last year.

His "no, no, no" at the end of the video is going to haunt my dreams tonight

La Pequeña forever!!! Give this hot bitch a record deal already.

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La Pequeña's competition didn't stand a chance against her tranny glamour. He-she won 46% of your votes and beat Lorielle New, Sgt. Caroline Mason, Susanna Sievinen and Ms.Krazy. La Pequeña needs to get off his ass and make more videos! I need to be entertained. Above is the original video that made me fall in love with her or him. I've already posted all the other ones.

Thanks to all who voted!