La Pequeña

Since when?! I feel so deceived. I know, I know. La Pequena makes a convincing woman as much a Brooke Hogan does. It's so strange seeing this sexy bitch without his make-up and wig on. It feels like the day I found out Santa Claus wasn't real. Yes, it was this past Monday, but you know what I mean.

He looks so normal. It's creepy and I don't like it. Quick! Wash that normal image of him with this clip! Here's La Pequena Patricia Maldonado with Machine. This is much better. I can breathe again.

La Pequeña has returned and this time the hot bitch is practically naked! She's back as Amy Winehouse and is only covered by duct tape and a guitar. Make sure to watch this video while in the privacy of your own home. You don't want to get all hot and horny in public. It's only a matter of time before she loses the duct and the guitar and we see her real la pequeña!

Excuse me while I go and cry in a hot shower.

Thanks Taylor

La Pequena is on a roll with this Hillary Clinton shit. She just released a new YouTube of herself giving some kind of speech as Hills. I have no idea what the hell she's saying, but I agree with all of it. Vote for her! I seriously can watch her videos 24-hours a day and I can do it sober!

La Pequeña is taking over the universe! The hottest bitch in the galaxy made it on CNN for her Hilary Clinton video. When the hell is Hilary going to hire La Pequeña as her official mascot? Lily Allen also featured La Pequeña on her show last night.

The La Pequeña revolution has finally begun!

Holy Monica Lewinsky! La Pequeña Hillary Clinton for President!!!!! You have to watch her speech in the middle of the video, because I'm sold! Where do I vote? La Pequeña Hillary Clinton is the future of this country. Once again, our reigning Hot Slut of the Month, La Pequeña, has made life worth living.

I also approve of her choosing Hilary Duff's "Beat Of My Heart" as her campaign song. It makes so much sense.

Thanks Mahdee

Our Hot Slut of the Month is back! La Pequeña has finally put out a new video and this time he's paying homage to Amy Wino. It's pretty hilarious, because Wino's hive is bigger than him. He could comfortably live in her hive for a few months without her knowing about it.

In the video, La Pequeña is that close to showing the real La Pequeña. He starts humping the bed (close your eyes during that part) then slowly opens his legs and I swear I saw the tequila worm I swallowed in Mexico last year.

His "no, no, no" at the end of the video is going to haunt my dreams tonight

La Pequeña forever!!! Give this hot bitch a record deal already.

Thanks Travis

La Pequeña's competition didn't stand a chance against her tranny glamour. He-she won 46% of your votes and beat Lorielle New, Sgt. Caroline Mason, Susanna Sievinen and Ms.Krazy. La Pequeña needs to get off his ass and make more videos! I need to be entertained. Above is the original video that made me fall in love with her or him. I've already posted all the other ones.

Thanks to all who voted!

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Original Date of HS of the Day: February 9, 2008
Claim to Fame: There is so much mystery surrounding La Pequeña! All I know about this hot tranny is that she has a few YouTube videos. She does "mini" versions of Adriana Barrentos and La Prohibida. She appears on Felipe Avello's comedy show in Chile. Felipe is also the dude in the mask.

Where is she now? Probably getting it on with that creepy mask dude.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because she totally made my week

UPDATE: I've updated this hot bitch's information, because you guys have been sending it in.

I have been hungover all day and this video of this sexy bitch, La Pequeña Prohibida, has brought me back. I don't know what's going and I'm a little scared, but she's got me hypnotized. I feel like I'm in an episode of "Twin Peaks." You better believe she will be Hot Slut tomorrow.

Thanks Lauren