Afternoon Crumbs

Lily Allen suns her nippies in France - Egotastic!

Jessica Simpson's one hard nipple and fugly shoes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Marisa Miller is Maxim's hottest - Hollywood Tuna

RiRi's hot ass video.....and that Maroon 5 douche is in it too - Just Jared

Mimi and Nick will get married once a year - Popsugar

Kelly Brooke and Billy Zane are back together - IDLYITW

Roberto Cavalli has never been a homosexual - Towleroad

Asshole's slutty fist (typo, but keeping it) first date - Hollywood Rag

The pranks on you - Cityrag

Rumer Willis needs to stop - A Socialite's Life

The Sex and the City vibrator. Why not? - Holy Moly!

Brit Brit is smoking a ciggie and looks knocked up (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

It's a new day which means more Beyonce pregnancy rumors - Popsugar

Tara Reid in a bikini isn't that horrible. Ok, it is - Egotastic!

RiRi and Chris Brown are still going strong. Her dog is still trying to give a fuck - Just Jared

Hugh Hefner doesn't want to marry Holly - Hollywood Rag

Scarlet from G.I. Joe has nice tits - Hollywood Tuna

Heidi Klum is missing something - IDLYITW

Celebrity Muppets - Cityrag

The Tony Award nominations - Towleroad

George Clooney was hit on by Roseanne - A Socialite's Life

Megan Fox goes topless for her "craft" - Hollywood Tuna

Brit Brit's boots from hell are back for Mother's Day - Popsugar

Hayden Panatroll is a total lesbo - IDLYITW

Blasphemy! Jamie Lynn Spears goes to church - Just Jared

Bai Ling goes topless....just because - Egotastic!

Vom! Tori Spelling's pregnant chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Madonna is a SuperDiva - Hollywood Rag

Breakfast with Audrey Hepburn - Cityrag

Straight to DVD: Audrina Partridge will star in Into the Blue 2 - A Socialite's Life

Jackie Warner is such a dumb fuck - Towleroad

P.S. - The CAPTION THIS Contest will be back tomorrow as well as open comments. I promise...I think...

Compete in a staring contest with MiserAlba! I lost, because her fake smile distracted me - IDLYITW

Chestica will be Asshole's maid of honor - Popsugar

Brit Brit wants to live near KFed - Hollywood Rag

Hilary Duff isn't looking so fresh - Hollywood Tuna

Sarah Larson is a beautiful wax figure in Harper's Bazaar - Just Jared

Tyra Banks' fetish show (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Halle's got a pussy in her cleavage - Cityrag

Lance Bass' shirtless bodyguard or something - Towleroad

Monica Bellucci slips a nip - Egotastic!

Mayer & Maniston reunite - A Socialite's Life

It's artistic! Eva Mendes goes topless for Italian Vogue - Egotastic!

SICK! Elisabeth Hasselcrack in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna

Vintage naked Alyssa Milano - IDLYITW

Entourage gets a Gossip Girl - Popsugar

Kim Kardashian talks about her cottage cheese treatment (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Topless Eddie Cibrian on "Ugly Betty" - Just Jared

Olsen twin porn - Cityrag

Gary Dourdan charge! He was totally framed - A Socialite's Life

Eat Kate Moss, but put a condom on your tongue first - Hollywood Rag

Pete Wentz likes running with the gays - Towleroad

Lezzie camp! HoHan on Ugly Betty - Just Jared

RiRi is hot and she knows it - Egotastic!

Elisha Cuthbert giving herself cleavage - Hollywood Tuna

This isn't a good look for Adam Brody - Popsugar

Chelsea Clinton will hit a lesbo bar to campaign for mommy - Towleroad

Chestica engaged? Papa Joe wishes - IDLYITW

Miley Cyrus hangs out with drag queens (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Jude Law looks beat - A Socialite's Life

Pamela Anderson sold her used panties at her garage sale - Hollywood Rag

Celebrity tattoos in hiding - Cityrag

P.S. - CAPTION THIS will come back as soon as we open up comments to everybody again. We're working on it!

The devil wears fugly - Lainey Gossip

Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini with another hockey player boyfriend - Egotastic!

Suri in Pucci! She only wears the finest - Popsugar

The gay on Gossip Girl is.... - Just Jared

Michelle Trachtenburg's nipple pasties (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

The MTV Movie Award nominations - I'm Not Obsessed

Vanessa Williams is graduating from college this weekend - Celebitchy

Shia LaDouche vows to never get arrested again - ICYDK

Fergie's got ass! I feel gross writing that - Hollywood Tuna

My Little Pony Parker loves her gay husband - IDLYITW

Brazilian footballer Ronaldo claims he's not gay - Towleroad

Is John Mayer already cheating? - Hollywood Rag

Kylie Minogue beloved in France - A Socialite's Life

Wonky's private puppy mill - Cityrag

Lunch time! Pour some fruit over that shit - Hollywood Tuna

Bai Ling really loves to show off her nippies - Egotastic!

Clooney and his call girl invade NYC - Popsugar

Shia LaDouche is growing on me - Just Jared

Ashton Kutcher looking douchier than usual - IDLYITW

The big gay moment on "Brothers and Sisters" - Towleroad

Holly Madison has wonky nipples (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Skanks at the Kentucky Derby - Hollywood Rag

Tommy Girl rocks the stink eye - Cityrag

Harrison Ford & Bruce Willis still get action - A Socialite's Life

At least MiserAlba's nipples look happy - Egotastic!

Madonna looks like a pimp - Popsugar

She also can't sing or play guitar (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Brangelina and kids in France - Just Jared

Why didn't any of these animals attack Kim Kardashian? - Hollywood Tuna

Kanye West loves chess for dumb people - Lainey Gossip

Alessandro Ambrosio is already a MILF - Hollywood Rag

Brit Brit in the pool with her boys - Cityrag

I really hope Heather Locklear is doing what I think she's doing - A Socialite's Life

The "What Happens in Vegas" premiere was full of douches - IDLYITW

Nick Cannon is one dead douche! It looks like he gave Mimi the same engagement ring he gave to his ex-fiancee - TMZ

Halle Berry's three bumps - Hollywood Tuna

More pictures of Aniston and Mayer laying down in Miami - Egotastic!

Brit Brit in a towel - IDLYITW

Fuck! NYC leads the world in pot arrests - Cityrag

Mary Kate Olsen shows off her training bra (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Diane Kruger looks pregnant - Popsugar

Ellen Pompeo's nippies! - Just Jared

Heidi Montag is trying to destroy Chace Crawford - A Socialite's Life

T.R. Knight and his boy toy betrothed - Towleroad

Jessica Simpson is in after 4 months - Hollywood Rag