Afternoon Crumbs

Oh, look at this baby in pink thinking she's way too cool for Prince Hot Ginge. Or maybe she's not making eye contact because she knows that if she does she'll instantly fall in love and will forever be pained in the heart since she's way too young for him and they can never be. You're stronger than me, baby in pink. You're stronger than me. - Lainey Gossip

Lucci + Estefan + Seamen = WTF - Towleroad

Either Kellan Lutz just stared into the eyes of Medusa or he's actually made of stone - The Berry

ASkars in ASkarf - The Superficial

The moment when Robin Wright remembers what it's like to suck on Sean Penn's peen - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

A new uterus abuser and hair icon emerges - Celebitchy

The first GIF was pretty much me after I smoked my first joint. Looking for the cops to bust me and shit - Cityrag

This reminds me, if I ever get a herp sore I should try to dress it up with some gold glitter - Hollywood Tuna

MiserAlba at Fatburger - Popoholic

Why does this picture of Pepaw Pitt look like it was sketched in pencil by one of those Times Square street artists? - Just Jared

Miranda Kerr better be in the middle of robbing a bank, because that's the only acceptable reason for wearing pantyhose over your face - Popsugar

Move the hell over, SamRo - The Daily What

That asshole kid from Punk'd is all grown (and furred) up - (NSFW) OMG Blog

Whatever, JLo - I'm Not Obsessed

Katharine McPhee in GQ - Hollywood Rag

Somebody put a school of algae eaters on Nicki Minaj's wig, please - Crunk + Disorderly

Obviously, Dexter's ginger beard of fiery dreams has brought him and his ex-wife back together again. No woman can resist a ginge who looks like a hipster leprechaun lumberjack. - Lainey Gossip

The Steve-O of Norway is just winking at Darwin now - Towleroad

Amber Rose looks like she's smuggling three litters of pugs in her leggings - Hollywood Tuna

FYI: Miranda Kerr's baby weighs more than she does - The Superficial

Jodie Marsh was robbed of a role she was born to play! - Celebitchy

Four words I was not expecting to read today: Nia Long Camel Toe - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

If only they made lights that could perk up Simon Cowell's depressed titties too - The Berry

I see that Vanessa Hudgens gets her fashion inspiration from Courtney Stodden's elegant armlet - Popoholic

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a night off from scaring the children by covering her cronie hands - Popsugar

I'm more disappointed that Russell Brand didn't sign his name with a smiley peen - ICYDK

R.I.P. House - Just Jared

The Liposuction of Venus - OMG Blog

In possibly related news, Jersey City has announced it will start putting Valtrex and antibiotics in the water - I'm Not Obsessed

KD Lang is looking AWFUL - SOW

True love served 12 different ways - Cityrag

Rose McGowan's face is slowly slipping off of her head - Moe Jackson

Prince, come and get your squirrel - The Daily What

George Michael is alive, well and sunning his hair yarmulke with his hairy piece in the Maldives - Towleroad

When Eva Mendes gets back from humping on Ryan Gosling in Thailand, she better give your nana her "sweeping the porch on a Thursday morning" pajama pants back - Lainey Gossip

And Colin Hanks still does nothing to awaken my dead no-no - The Berry

Miley Cyrus is really committed to looking like lot lizard who just got dumped by her pimp for using all her ho money to buy chewing tobacco - The Superficial

You won't believe this, but lingerie model Miranda Kerr is modeling lingerie again - Hollywood Tuna

Somehow the image of Charlize Theron and Chelsea Handler taking turns doing shots off of Chuy's tits is just what my Wednesday afternoon needed - Celebitchy

If I squint my eyes and push my head deeper into the gutter, Alessandra Ambrosio's belly looks like a giant tit with a sausage head nipple - Popoholic

They tell me this is for 30 Rock, but Jim Carrey usually acts like this in real life - Just Jared

The Bourne Legacy trailer starring Donna Murphy from Murder One!!!!! - ICYDK

Is Amber Heard trying to bring one of Courtney Stodden's Tweets to life in this picture? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Never 4Get: Anna Nicole Smith (and Sugar Pie.....and Cousin Shelly) - Cityrag

Kanye West looking like a mourner at Tom of Finland's funeral - Crunk + Disorderly

What is the green equivalent of blue balls? Does that mean he has gangrene of the nutsack? - SOW

I don't know if that's water, oil, kitchen grease or thick slobber from Falcor Rimes' mouth - I'm Not Obsessed

Does the Internet Troll Hunter take requests, because there's a few trolls I'd like him to visit - The Daily What

Kristin Davis' daughter must have just watched the first five minutes of SATC2 - Popsugar

Fuck those anti-gayers, it's their loss since JcPenney has the most GLAMOROUS salon ever - Videogum

Eva Mendes calls Ryan Gosling a dream and I call her face on the cover of Marie Claire a Photoshop nightmare - ICYDK

JLo, please put a onesie on your child, because nobody wants to see his nipples in public - Lainey Gossip

In a shocking turn events, Mario Lopez is not the one in the frame who is half-nekkid - Hollywood Tuna

The Church of Latter Day Fame Whores just got two new members in Kim Kuntrashian and Falcor Rimes - The Superficial

The Carter family is still as dysfunctionally fucked up as ever - Celebitchy

It must take some serious movie magic (and a gallon of kitchen grease) to get the overgrown shrub on Andrew Garfield's head into that Spider-Man head mask - Towleroad

The headline tells me this is Kelly Brook, but my eyes tell me this is a blonde Eva Mendes - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

"You see, Mason, there's a little baby in there who we will whore out for millions of dollars just like we're doing to you!" - Popsugar

I hope those are clip-on bangs - Popoholic

I'm happy for Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff that they have found love in blue shirts with no sleeves, but those jeans hurt my soul - Just Jared

The James Franco of Germany has nalgas and here they are - OMG Blog

If you scroll down to #13, you'll see that once again Michelle Williams is giving us 1960s kindergarten teacher - The Berry

I see Jessica Simpson's unborn baby has migrated up to her tits now - Celebslam

This must be an old home movie of Trace Cyrus as a boy - The Daily What

Kiki in Wonderland - Hollywood Rag

30 reasons why hamsters should be in fashion campaigns and celebrities shouldn't - Cityrag

Brad Pitt wants us to know that he and St. Angie still have gut-busting, bloodletting fuck times with each other. Blah. - Videogum

Speaking of Majela ZeZe Diamond, RiRi better have paid her a copyright license fee for taking her whole look - Hollywood Tuna

Michael Sheen and Rachel McAdams should get their arms surgically attached to each other since they literally are never not touching each other. (Those car pictures don't count, so don't pass that as evidence to the defense.) - Lainey Gossip

If in the near future an episode of The Voice looks vertically stretched Promise of a New Day-style, you now know why - The Superficial

Translation: Kim Kuntrashian has already fucked her way through the NFL and the NBA, and there's no one else to fuck. - Celebitchy

These pictures will look touching and special on the Shannon family mantel - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

You know you're a piece of trash when Harry Potter hates you - Towleroad

Miley Cyrus' "$20 for a blow, $30 for a lay" lot lizard look is not the look - Popoholic

At any moment of the day, you can tell yourself "James Franco is taking a picture of himself on his iPhone right now" and you'd be telling the truth - The Berry

From Teen Mom to Teen Prison Bitch - ICYDK

The full Avengers trailer is here - Just Jared

Alec Baldwin goes Tebowing - Popsugar

Introducing the favorite site of professional beard and cat lover Taylor Swift - OMG Blog

The Onion got another one - The Daily What

Oh, look, Whitney Houston is back to popping her doody bubbles with Ray-J's crooked dick - Crunk + Disorderly

Jacksone Rathboner is going to be somebody's father - I'm Not Obsessed

Scary Spice SANS FARDS - SOW

Give your pants to homeless kids since it's not like you wear them anyway, you slut! - Cityrag

I am getting Goddess Bunny vibes from this and not in a good way - Hollywood Rag

(Picture via Pacific Coast News)

Guess the ho who has decorated her parbaked breadstick legs with socks made out of vomit and boots made of pure fugness? - Hollywood Tuna

Two hobos go looking for a lost cat - Lainey Gossip

I think what Our Lady of Cunts is trying to say is that Brit Brit's singing voice sounds like a toilet flushing - The Superficial

After looking at this picture of Terry Richardson and Lady CaCa, I'm pretty sure scabies are living on my eyelashes now - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

M.I.A.'s video > Madge's Old Navy commercial of a video - Towleroad

Stacy Keibler will get an empty cardboard box for her belongings and a signed pink slip any day now - Celebitchy

Contrary to popular belief, Ashley Greene can walk and hold a water bottle at the same time - Popoholic

Harry Potter and the Half-Bloody Mary - ICYDK

Posh's A++ eyebrow situation on ID Magazine - Popsugar

Man nipples galore - The Berry

Let's just assume that Michael Cera is either getting into character for a Welcome Back Kotter remake or he really just wants little children to run from him since he looks like PedoBear's sidekick - Celebslam

Joe Man Jello manages to look hot despite the fact that he's obviously suffering through a brain freeze while trying to push out a sneeze - Just Jared

Russian Kids Are Fucking Shit Ass Crazy, Part 4,562,198 - The Daily What

All the E*Trade Baby Super Bowl commercials - Cityrag

Russell Brand really needs to wear pasties with a sheer blouse like that - I'm Not Obsessed

Ryan Gaycrest gets his mouth around some chicken (and not the kind of chicken he's used to) - SOW

The Original Teen Mom is talking - Hollywood Rag

(Picture via Fame)

Before you wonder how in the hell the guy on the left won a George Clooney look-alike contest in Ireland, I should remind you it's Ireland. They were all tanked! Get drunk, look at this picture and you'll see that he looks like George Clooney. Actually, he'd probably look more like Rosemary Clooney with a buzz cut, but close enough! - Videogum

Brad Pitt likes "cock" - Lainey Gossip

The word "career" should sue Lindsay Lohan for slander and defamation of character since bitch hasn't had one for a while - The Superficial

And Beyonce will slip Jennifer Aniston her surrogate's business card in 3..2.. - Celebitchy

Praise Christina Hendricks' magnificent chichis - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

It took me a few blinks to realize the one on the right isn't a Ginger Spice wax figure - Hollywood Tuna

Azealia Banks comes out as a lover of peen and poon - Towleroad

So much tragedy in a grey wool beanie - Popoholic

If I was Amanda Seyfried, I'd be more terrified about what Glamour did to my face on the cover - ICYDK

Take your pants off and get comfortable if a topless Chris Evans is your thing - Popsugar

Top Ramen noodles = Taylor Momsen's crunchy weave - Just Jared

More French peen - (NSFW) OMG Blog

But where is Cindy Snow? - SOW

Jeremy Piven looks different - I'm Not Obsessed

What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye? - The Daily What

ANGRY SEAL ALERT - Hollywood Rag

And I've still seen some NYC apartments that are worse than this - Cityrag

Dear Adam Levine, please stop squeezing on Xtina like that before her tampon pops out again - ICYDK

There is a God and that God is obviously a theater queen, because he used his powers to get Taylor Swift knocked out of the Les Miserables movie - Lainey Gossip

Her mother whipping her way to a tragic mid-life crisis is not keeping Tater Head from the stroll - The Superficial

If Emma Roberts keeps us this bitchy beard reputation, her career as a beard in Hollywood will be ovah! - Celebitchy

Ashton Kutcher's side ho can now write "nip slipper" on her 2012 tax return next to occupation - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Kate Upton as ScarJo as Marilyn Monroe - Hollywood Tuna

And not once did The Silver Fox tell Madge to shut her loud leather dominatrix secretary outfit - Towleroad

Matthew Gray Gubler, if that's what you need today - The Berry

Oh you know, it's just Charlize Theron in a monokini, blocking hos from turning left - Popoholic

Raven's signature chewed up brows are going to Broadway - Just Jared

The story here is Joe Jonas trying out a new beard, but my mind is wandering to the image of his brows chewing on Raven's brows - Celebslam

Viggo Mortensen's body is ready for Michael Assbender - Popsugar

Would you judge me if I told you that I blew up each one of these pictures and sat on them all? - Cityrag

Aren't there other bottom shelf trollops the paparazzi could've wasted their clicks on? - I'm Not Obsessed

I do love a dude who can teabag me while we're both standing - The Daily What

I think I had a dream about this once - Videogum

The demure Italian blossom that is Elisabetta Canalis has gone from George Clooney to Eggs from True Blood to Steve-O. So if you were ever in an episode of Jersey Shore or were arrested in front of the Cops cameras once, then you're in luck, because it won't be long before Elisabetta downgrades down to your ass for paparazzi attention! - The Superficial

Jennifer Lawrence and the little boy from About A Boy are totally a thing - Lainey Gossip

In possibly related news, Jesus just announced that he's converting to Buddhism - Celebitchy

Sophie Monk's face looks like it's made of watercolors - Hollywood Tuna

This isn't going to scrub the gay out of him, but rubbing all that dead skin off is going to give this dude GLOWING skin - Towleroad

Mini Anden's nipple does Bazaar - (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Lily Collins loves her five layer eyebrow situation - ICYDK

In "same ole, same ole" news, Ashley Jizzdale looks a mess - Popoholic

BREAKING: Seal is still wearing his wedding ring and still dressing like it's 1999 - Just Jared

Why does JLo have furry baseball bats on her coat? - Popsugar

Here I am writing a Dlisted post - The Berry

Three words that might make your night: ROYAL MARINE PEEN - (NSFW) OMG Blog

They're trying to tell me that's Tami Roman, but it looks more like a wax-covered Predator in a weave to me - Crunk + Disorderly

Dear Bulldog, please leave the acrobatic art of boxing to the professionals (aka Maru) - Cityrag

Miley Cyrus busted her ass - Celebslam

And I think I just busted my ass after falling back while picturing Rosie O'Donnell romancing her girlfriend with a turkey baster - I'm Not Obsessed

I think I see moose knuckle - SOW

(Fame Pictures)

French singer Shy'm proves that you can make a sophisticated ensemble fit for a demure lady using torn bed sheets, fiberglass, resin and pepaw pubes. And am I high again or does her torso look like Andy Warhol with a buzz cut and aviators? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Whenever I see Lea Michele trying to glamour it up at award shows, I expect to see her mother yelling at her for getting into her closet and playing with her big woman shoes again - Lainey Gossip

Call me a chin-osexual, but I actually do think Asshole Simpson looks good here - The Superficial

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale slap at the divorce rumors by going fishing (???) - Celebitchy

Will Cynthia Nixon please stop talking and give Rojo Caliente the mic already - Towleroad

Even Jessica Simpson's earlobes look swole - Hollywood Tuna

Natalie Portman's right breast is trying to get the hell out of there before she feeds it to her baby again - Popoholic

Katy Perry continues to spread all the colors of the Manic Panic rainbow on her hair - The Berry

How many copies of Photoshop died for this? - ICYDK

ScarJo's newest piece looks like a super sized Stanley Tucci with a touch of William Mapother - Popsugar

Becks' Super Bowl commercial is worthless without more bulge - OMG Blog

Matthew Broderick's day off thanks to some Honda commercial, but I can't help but wonder if SJP's old mole ate the life out of his eyes? - Just Jared

This girl can spell any word backwards. To which I say, Annataz si ton desserpmi - The Daily What

Xena's still got it - Hollywood Rag

Jean Paul Gaultier's Amy Winehouse tribute is incomplete without stained ballet slipper and an I Heart Blaaaaaaaaake pin - Cityrag

Bad news for the makers of real hyena hair weaves and beaver wigs - Videogum

The Narcissistic Old Queens brawl of 2012 lives on - I'm Not Obsessed