Afternoon Crumbs

Beyonce ruled the MTV EMAs while wearing one of Vanity's old ones. Meanwhile, Basement Baby ruled a game of Battleship against one of her imaginary friends- Lainey Gossip

Katy Perry gives herself a chichi adjustment at the MTV EMAs - Egotastic!

More from RiRi's GMA interview with Diane Sawyer - Popsugar

Cameron Diaz actually doesn't look like she belongs in a Domino's box here (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A book of celeb-dude facials - Towleroad

They're perfect, we get it - Just Jared

Miranda Kerr at the Hug Awards. But don't hug her ass or she may snap in two - Hollywood Tuna

Kate Bosworth is the younger Fishsticks Paltrow sans the giant stick shoved halfway up her blow hole - Celebitchy

Lil' Kim has finally transformed into the wax mannequin of her dreams - Hollywood Rag

Cher: same hat, different nose - Cityrag

The one who isn't Glamberace from last season's American Idol has a new video - Socialite Life

Gayelle King is not going to be happy that O is sharing a cover with Ellen - Popeater

The jokes write themselves: Someone throws up while watching Breakfast at Tiffany's the play - Holy Moly!

Here's Natalie Portman in V judging you for putting that delicious pastrami sandwich in your mouth - Popoholic

Shia LaDouche holding a cup and concentrating hard - ICYDK

Brian Austin Green must be wearing invisible ear plugs here - I'm Not Obsesessed

Suri Cruise is still on the bottle. Maybe she's waiting until she's old enough to trade in her baby bottle for a vodka bottle? She's smart like that. - Popsugar

St. Angie and Bradette Jr. went to The Gap - Just Jared

Jesus is trying to take the wheel - Towleroad

Emma Thompson is trying to erase her name from that petition - Lainey Gossip

Hayden Panatroll is a refined lady in Elle - Hollywood Tuna

Sophie Monk's face is as shiny as that trophy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Megan Fox has outtakes - Egotastic!

The Gutte, The Stache, and The Danson will be together again - ICYDK

Mini-Me doesn't have a mini-sized temper - Hollywood Rag

No Doubt is touchy - Socialite Life

Kristen Stewart has my kind of vocabulary - Celebitchy

David Walliams' old piece obviously had a craving for a dried orange peel - Holy Moly!

Another game of "Guess the Celebrity Tattoo" - Cityrag

Pack up the dildos, Gayle, because Oprah is going to cable - I'm Not Obsessed

Nicolas Cage is losing money faster than he's losing his hair - Popeater

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Kelly Brook proves that pastries are the new pasties - Egotastic!

Rachel Bilson in Flaunt - Hollywood Tuna

Billy Goat Brad is still dressing like that old man who is always hanging out in front of my bodega with an empty cup of coffee and a never-ending cigar - Popsugar

James Franco's GH character is a fan of black. And that's basically all we know about his role - Towleroad

After a short hiatus, Kourtney Kardashian is back to terrorizing us with her pregnancy stories - Celebitchy

Genius Moves: Since Sarah Hardling has been banned from every club for being a drunk wreck, so she's opening her own joint - Holy Moly!

Dancing with the Has-Been's Joanna Krupa has a history of twinkling her toes (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Glamberace likes studs - Just Jared

The many faces of RPattz look like the same one to me - SOW

Kristen Stewart's got a gun - Cityrag

Glee stuff - Lainey Gossip

Nekkid silver fox (not THEE Silver Fox) alert! - OMG Blog

This will only be entertaining if Tater Head plays Bruce - Socialite Life

Pee Wee Herman will always be relevant - Hollywood Rag

Lady CaCa always slaps a rubber on her herm-rod. Good to know. - I'm Not Obsessed

Basically, manslut Josh Duhamel isn't letting a minor thing called "a wedding ring" get in the same of him passing the peen around - ICYDK

RiRi's going to be pissed when she sees Chris Brown wearing one of her old outfits on his album cover - Just Jared

The Photoshop Shop Awards: Marisa Miller salutes the troops - Egotastic!

Kellan Lutz even takes his top off for dog magazines - Popsugar

Pitt & Pattz in Tokyo (That should be someone's band name) - Lainey Gossip

Tom Arnold how you've never EVER wanted to see him (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Teen Witch's sister in Nylon Magazine - Hollywood Tuna

Levi Johnston in a Bert & Ernie sandwich - Towleroad

Kate Gosselin is still going - Celebitchy

Daddy Spears seeeeeees you - Hollywood Rag

Mimi's dogs have a dogtourage - I'm Not Obsessed

A judge ruled that Kate Winslet is not the "most irritating actress in the world." That title is already occupied by Katherine Hagel - ICYDK

Nick Zano's ab muscles will probably do a better acting job on Melrose Place than Ashlee Simpson - Socialite Life

PeePeepatra - Holy Moly!

The Weezer Snuggie for the ironic hipster in all of us - SOW

Pussy Swiffer - Cityrag

Slutoween brought together CoCo (as CoCo goes to church) and RiRi (as a slutty Tony the Tiger) - Hollywood Tuna

Yeah, Brad Pitt as DJ Lance Rock might give you the tingles, but let's analyze that pink hanky hanging out if his pocket. Dildos or titty torture? - Popsugar

This will be the end of us: JUGGALO FURRIES - Videogum

Wild Things on the subway - Towleroad

Dora the Miserable Explorer (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

St. Angie owes her entire career to Veronica Sawyer - Just Jared

It probably makes Zac Efron a little sad that he no longer flip his hair as he glides through the airport - Lainey Gossip

If JLove had a monocle and a top hat, she'd be a perfect slutty Mr. Peanut - Egotastic!

Penny Cruz has breasts and here's 9 pictures proving that - Cityrag

Helena Christensen looks like Glamberace's rainbow hole just sneezed on her - Hollywood Rag

YES! Sienna Miller is free to prowl the street for promised peen again - Celebitchy

Mimi can't wink - SOW

Stepford Katie and Sookeh Iz Mine are doing a movie together - I'm Not Obsessed

A Whole New Whore - ICYDK

Heidi Klum is good at Halloween - Holy Moly!

Mo'Nique actually showed up to the Precious premiere - Socialite Life

Bai Ling probably didn't even know it was Halloween - Celebslam

The most disturbing thing about these pictures is seeing Twit & Twat with babies in their hands....even fake ones - Just Jared

Just like Heidi Klum, I like to only wear a pair of suspenders when I'm out catching flies with my mouth - Egotastic!

Now is Chicken Cutlets chance to go from lead seat filler to HOST! It's the next natural step. - Lainey Gossip

The most prolific literary talent in history has another book out - Hollywood Tuna

David Banda is trying to show up Maddox - Popsugar

Geri Haliwell is not about to let the paps get a shot of her ginger spice (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry's four globes - Popoholic

Robbie Williams pulls out - Holy Moly!

Nicole Kidman is afraid to sing, because she knows if she opens her mouth too wide she may get a half-wrinkle - I'm Not Obsessed

Brandon Beemer is raising awareness...and other things - Towleroad

I guess I won't be sleeping tonight - Cityrag

Oksana Grigorieva is just a rude gold digging bitch. Definitely, my kind. - Celebitchy

Macy Gray is drunk on crazy - ICYDK

Why? - Hollywood Rag

Sandra Bullock finally admits that she's a zit on everyone's nipple - Socialite Life

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Run, Dakota, RUUUUUUUUUUUN - I'm Not Obsessed

Sophie Monk just happened to be aimlessly strolling down the street dressed like a slutty ladybug - Hollywood Tuna

Fishsticks Paltrow's tribute to Balloon Boy - Just Jared

As usual, Brit Brit looks like she stepped off the catwalks of Paris - Popsugar

The Yankees lost and it's all Kate Hudson's fault (as always) - Lainey Gossip

6 minutes of pure entertainment: Ukrainian hipster girls vs. a memaw & a pepaw (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A chocolate covered Heidi Klum - Egotastic!

Chaz Bono's newly grown chin fuzz has already given him a shaving fetish - Towleroad

Miley Cyrus is the worst. Like officially. - Celebitchy

One day soon, BABIES!!! and dogs will get their revenge - Cityrag

You can have her, Scientologists - Holy Moly!

I'd hit it - ICYDK

Taylor Swift does have a case of the squints, so maybe she didnt see Swastika Boy right next to her? - Popeater

Pedobear's new wallpaper - Hollywood Rag

Stephanie Pratt should be jailed for being Stephanie Pratt - Socialite Life

Lindsay Lohan got the quote for her new tattoo off of a Hot Topic t-shirt - Popbytes

This made my heart feel things - Towleroad

Megan Fox admits the obvious - Popoholic

Naomi from 90210 and Klutz touch lips - Popsugar

You know Jessica Simpson asked if henna tattoos come flavored - Just Jared

I really don't know shit about Miranda Kerr, but I've seen more of her body this week than my own. That might be a good thing. - Egotastic!

Heidi Montag has the perfect outfit for when she finally has to work the day shift on the ho stroll - Hollywood Tuna

This is going to hurt: ScarJo will attempt to act live in front of an audience - Lainey Gossip

No, Ronnie Wood, No, No, No, NOOOOOO - Holy Moly!

Satan must be nothing but a block of ice right now, because Pamela Anderson is actually covering her legs - Hollywood Rag

Lily Allen knows what life is about - I'm Not Obsessed

The most offensive thing about this is that Brody Jenner is wearing sweats with flip flops outside (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Colin Farrell is probably a daddy again - Celebitchy

Pfft. St. Angie is already slowly murdering Brad Pitt's hotness - ICYDK

Question of the Day: Do you know your celebrity camel toes? - Cityrag

Speaking of things you didn't need to witness today, here's Andy Dick topless - Socialite Life

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Diddy is moisturizing the sexy on a balcony in Rio (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Miranda Kerr gave her nipples the day off, and showed her nalgas instead - Egotastic!

Katy Perry's t-shirt could use another "shit" word or two - Hollywood Tuna

Jessica Simpson is in India (insert your own sacred cow joke here) - Lainey Gossip

Chris Brown's new video is like the worst GAP commercial ever - Just Jared

Let's all get stoned....just like Billy Goat Brad - Popsugar

Brit Brit is boozed and braless - Cityrag

Aunt Jodi on what it's been like re-connecting with the Gosselin kids: "To be able to love ON them has just been amazing."- Celebitchy

Jennifer Esposito is marrying the dude from Age of Love - I'm Not Obsessed

Nick Zano will jump from one caca party to another - Socialite Life

9 reasons for why dogs attack us while we sleep - SOW

Suri as Cinderella and Stepford Katie as her haggard old stepmother - Hollywood Rag

How to butch up your "lispy, prancy, faggy boy son" for Halloween - Towleroad

LSD ate Dita Ton Teese's original chichis which is why she got fakes ones put in - ICYDK

Roberto Cavalli playing around with the giant Muppet version of Chicken Cutlets - Holy Moly!

This is all sorts of not right - Buzzfeed

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HoHan goes topless with a titty bear in The Sunday Times Style Magazine. Sadly, I don't think Photoshop has a "de-crackwhore" tool yet - Egotastic!

Katy Perry's top might have been Liberace's scarf in its past life - Hollywood Tuna

Broadway's newest gay power couple - Towleroad

Where the hell has Rachel Bilson been hiding her seriously glamorous friend? - Hollywood Rag

Ricky Gervais will try to make the Golden Globes funny - Just Jared

Joseph Gordon-Levitt's brother is trying to make some kind of joke with those hair braids....right? - Lainey Gossip

Taylor and Taylor might be dating. Unfortunately, I'm not talking about Taylor Dayne and Rip Taylor - Popsugar

Mia Michaels' shaved head had everyone screaming the "cancer" word - Cityrag

This just goes to show Ungaro that they got what they paid for - I'm Not Obsessed

Ashley Greene is on a mission to make sure every pair of working eyes on earth have seen her titty area at least a dozen times - Popoholic

Tania Mcintosh finally got her paws on Simon Cowell - Holy Moly!

Sandra Bullock doesn't want her stepdaughter around porn stars, junkies or guns? What fun is that?! - Socialite Life

Failloose? - SOW

Pamela Anderson needs to go back to pre-school where they teach you the difference between a shirt and a dress - ICYDK

The Olsen trolls are selling shit at JcPenney. Shit being the key word - Celebitchy