Afternoon Crumbs

Brad Pitt's motorcycle bike down, so he got ride a from the paps. St. Angie's angel drawn crystal chariot was not available, obviously. - Lainey Gossip

Three sexy ladies in a row - Egotastic!

Lenny Kravitz should be wearing less clothes - Popsugar

Gis Bundchen or a SJP/Aniston hybrid? - Hollywood Tuna

The weepy Stepford robot is in Australia and still wearing her second trimester pillow - Just Jared

Vintage busted teefs - Cityrag

Adrien Brody will be wearing this in 3...2... - Towleroad

Tater Head to guest star on 90210 as a "punky cute lesbian." I understand the "punky" and "lesbian" part.... - ICYDK

Ryan Eggold tried to recreate Johnny Depp's grease mop and it didn't work - SOW

Harvey needs to start styling Katie Price (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will never break up, because nobody can work a strap-on like she can - Celebitchy

Zac Efron cut off his twink shag - Socialite Life

So this is the real reason why Jakey chose Reese as his main hag? - I'm Not Obsessed

Gloria Trevi breaks out the "pushing out a doody bubble" pose - Hollywood Rag

I'll take this swimsuit in every color - Superior Gossip

This is the future. Except there will be trillions of them. - Buzzfeed

Hayden Pantywhatever in some adorable Osh Kosh B'Gosh shorty shorts - Hollywood Tuna

The Pope has frowned upon some sexy ass Bishop for partaking in a little butt sex action with convicts - Guanabee

Brit Brit and her Cheetolings are on a boat - Popsugar

SPOILER ALERT: The "friend" HoHan is talking about is white, flaky and Colombian - Lainey Gossip

Now this is talent - Towleroad

There better be a shower scene with Wentworth Miller and Christopher Meloni - Just Jared

Denise Richards and her cunt bulge hit the beach - Egotastic!

RiRi learning a skill in case this whole "Alien Princess" thing doesn't work out - Hollywood Rag

The Real World's Coral and her magnificent chichis. Although, she's no Aretha.... (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather)

Jonah Hill wishes he was half the man Chaz Bono is (or will be) - Cityrag

Gary, Indiana has lost another one of their own. R.I.P. Karl Malden - L.A. Times

Beyonce suddenly has a case of the shies - Hollywood Tuna

Stephanie Pratt takes her new nose to the beach - Popsugar

Tommy Girl is reunited with his Australian peen partner - Lainey Gossip

HoHan finally washed her hair - Just Jared

Melody Thornton is thisclose to showing her pussycat (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Bar Refaeli gets nekkid for art - Egotastic!

Fast food = Sex acts - Towleroad

Taco Bell obviously didn't get the memo - Hollywood Rag

Why does Mike Tyson have a Larry King tattoo? - Cityrag

RIP: Pour one out for Vibe Magazine... If it wasn't for them, we'd never have Kanye's comment about this cover: "THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!" Thank you for that - Crunk + Disorderly

This is how I wear my suspenders too - Egotastic!

But what does Jane Russell have to do with anything? - Towleroad

Debbie Gibson is back...and still wearing the same shit from 20 years ago - Hollywood Tuna

Zac Efron is on a motherfucking boat - Popsugar

Another game of bitties or butts? - Cityrag

Sasha Fierce's glitter domes are trying to escape (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

I hope Tara Reid knows that her boyfriend probably likes a nutsack on his lips in the morning - Hollywood Rag

Vanessa Manilafolders moves fast - Celebslam

This could be A-Roid in some bunny ears for all we know - Just Jared

Sparkly Vamp on a bike - Lainey Gossip

High-Fart: Lady CaCa once again proves that she deserves an honorary doctorate in "How To Look Like An Asshole-omics" (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Leighton Feetsters new music video - Just Jared

Liza Minnelli and her stunning pre-op eyebrows march in Paris' Gay Pride parade - Towleroad

Crack rock with you - Hollywood Tuna

That dress makes Jessica Simpson look like she should join her boyfriend's team as their new linebacker - Popsugar

The Transformers Cliff Notes, because you should spend your money on more important things like donuts...and dildos - Cityrag

Isabel Lucas is purdy - Egotastic!

What years upon years of cokey use can do to your brain - Defamer

You know Solange made Beyonce's shoes during craft hour in the basement - Lainey Gossip

If Barney and Daisy Buchanan had an Ecstasy baby - Hollywood Rag

Megan Fox should've worn "the slut dress" instead to keep it alive (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

The 90210 hos have hard jobs - Egotastic!

Free DAISY!!!! - Hollywood Tuna

Are RPattz's Ray-Bans permanently glued to his face? - Popsugar

I can't look at Leighton Meester's feet anymore without thinking that her toe might have been up someone's b-hole once - Lainey Gossip

50 facts that made Michael Jackson a legend - Hollywood Rag

Katherine Heeiiiiggggl has been replaced as T.R. Knight's main hag - Just Jared

Daisy duke it out - Cityrag

Hallcrackie Greeting Cards - Celebitchy

How will Kendra's honeymoon be that much different than her every day life? - ICYDK

Baby Spice or a bloated Twiggy? - I'm Not Obsessed

There's nothing Grace Jones can't do - Towleroad

Fishsticks Paltrow teaches us all how to make a fucking stupid simple sandwich - Holy Moly!

HoHan should be hiding those boots instead - Socialite Life

Robin Williams' penis is on the loose again - Towleroad

Paris Hilton wears a bikini in Dubai. Jail the skankwhoreslutbitch! - Egotastic!

Jon Gosselin gave this sweet ass up - Just Jared

Sienna Miller looking absolutely virginal and pure in white - Hollywood Tuna

Emilie de Ravin continues to be a brave woman - Popsugar

Posh and her downsized breasts surface in France - Lainey Gossip

Kate Moss is so demure (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

JLo's nipples GLOW. Sorry. - Cityrag

Remember that video of Zachary Quinto walking the streets with a giant steak? The mystery has been solved - ONTD

A turtle nibbling on a piece of wet lettuce - Crunk + Disorderly

Old timey sexy times: Jackie O and Marlon Brando got it on - Hollywood Rag

Glenn Beck is really good at playing with Barbies - Videogum

Transformers 2 now has a good shot at getting nominated for a Best Picture Oscar - E! Online

Hilary Duff or a 12-year-old Russian gymnast? - Egotastic!

Lip smacking squirrel. No, this is not another picture of Hilary Duff - Cityrag

Somewhere, a glob of whipped cream is feeling lonely and sad - Popsugar

We get it, Megan Fox, you like licking dick - Hollywood Tuna

I promised you yesterday there would ultra exciting pictures of Kate Gosselin, and here she is getting bottled water delivered. TOLD YOU! - Just Jared

Amy Wino should be the new body of Nike (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Bitch needs to clean her face more often - Hollywood Rag

David Johnson wasted a perfectly good gay serenade on The Hoff - Towleroad

Future love triangle - Lainey Gossip

Peta will be pleased - ONTD

Jennifer Aniston's spot-on Angelina Jolie impersonation - Hollywood Tuna

OMG! Kristen Bell has a tiny bit of cellulite. HAG! How dare her thighs show themselves in public! - Egotastic!

Let's hope that "a bra" was on Brit Brit's shopping list - Just Jared

Megan Fox disappointed me by covering up at the Transformers premiere - Popsugar

This is what Megan should've worn instead (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Emile Hirsch works the ho stroll for a little attention - Lainey Gossip

It's official! The gayest movie ever just got gayer! Weeeeee! - Towleroad

Martian nipples - Cityrag

KFed should check if the taxman will accept old McDonald's cheeseburger wrappers in lieu of cash? - Hollywood Rag

The ratty tatty angel with the road kill wig will come back into my life on July 30th! - People

Jay-Z makes an appearance at the biggest drag show Manhattan has ever seen - Lainey Gossip

Wonky McValtrex makes it soooo easy - Just Jared

Kendra's shot gun titties (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Madonna's Mercy is screaming "heeeeeeeelp me" with her eyes - Popsugar

Anna Faris shows off her chichi sacks in Hawaii while her ham of a fiance shows off his bloated gut - Egotastic!

HoHan is weak! I'm sure she can pick the lock with her twiggy ass legs - Hollywood Tuna

Ciara is subtle - Hollywood Rag

Ancient nest discovered! No, it wasn't found on Kim Zolciak's head - Towleroad

The unsexiest thing you will see all hour - ICYDK

Ryan Reynolds is hot, nekkid, blurry and....wait.... Are we sure that's not Sandra Bullock instead? - Socialite Life

Stephen Baldwin attracts bugs. Imagine that. - SOW

Not everything Brad Pitt touches turns to gold. Image that. - Celebitchy

Lady CaCa puts the tard in leotard. Imagine...I'm stopping. - I'm Not Obsessed

Boooooo - Cityrag

One gorgeous picture of Katie Price I missed earlier. Click with an empty mouth - Holy Moly!