Alien Voodoo

The mystery of today's "Hot Slut of the Day" has been solved! Spaghetti Cat made his debut on "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet" last week during a serious discussion about binge drinking. At the time, the show never explained why they suddenly cut to Spaghetti Cat and then cut back to the show.

A spokesbitch for Fox said it wasn't a mistake. They explained to Fishbowl that it was completely intentional. The rep said, "What you saw was our new bleep photo. When someone says something inappropriate we're going to use something like that. You're going to see a lot more of those in the future." Love this shit. It still won't make me watch "The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet," but it's a genius idea.

Fox needs to take it a step further. They should only show Spaghetti Cat's picture 24/7. Better than some of the crap they have now. Shit, every station should only show his picture all day, every day.

He's already become my computer's wallpaper, my screensaver, my iPhone's wallpaper and I'm thisclose to getting his surprised face tattooed on my ass. Don't tempt me.

VIA Mollygood

Thanks Stephanie

I don't care if Juliette Lewis worships aliens, bathes in barley water and howls at Mars - I love her crazy ass! I'd even go to the dark side for her. FUCK. I was joking! Hell, I'm a goner. I'm totally Tommy Girl's next wife.

Here's Juliette acting the fool on a yacht in Cannes yesterday. That's what Scientology does to you!

One of Scientology's richest members, James Packer, has apparently left the group, because he no longer "needs it." The Australian billionaire was introduced to Scientology by Tommy Girl in 2002. James hardly talked about Scientology to the press, but in 2006, he said, "It has been helpful. I have some friends in Scientology that have been very supportive. But I think it's just helped me have a better outlook on life."

Friends claim that James' growing casino empire might have had something to do with him leaving. Scientologists believe "an obsessive gambler is a psychotic just like a drug addict or an alcoholic."

James has stopped taking Scientology class and has slowly moved away from the group.

Shit! Who the hell is going to fund Tommy Girl's monthly boy's night only party now? I guess he'll have to find someone else to provide the solid gold dildos and diamond nipple clamps. Only the best for TG.

It's a good thing James is loaded. That way, he can hire bodyguards to protect him while he sleeps.

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Think about it. Scientology boot camp is probably filled with a bunch of suppressed homos that are just aching to get their jaws around any cock and ass. Throw in a few dozen bottles of barley water and you've got yourself a party right there. Eff prison! I'm going to break into Scientology boot camp.

Star Magazine claims Katie Holmes recently spent 3 days at Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA. An inside source said she went through serious tests and purification sessions. Tommy Girl banished Katie to the compound, because she wanted to go to NYC by herself and star on Broadway.

The source said the boot camp includes, "various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes. Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels." One of the auditing sessions reportedly lasts 36 hours with little sleep and food.

No wonder Katie always looks like Skeletor's penis. The bitch is girl and hungry.

I have no idea what Tommy Girl is whispering into Oprah's ear in the picture above. My guess is that he's telling her Xenu has a big dick. So......as you know, Tommy Girl is returning to the scene of the couch-jumping incident. Oprah will interview Tommy in two-parts. YES! Two-parts of crazy. The first part will air this Friday and features an already taped interview at Tommy's Telluride, CO. estate.

E!'s Marc Malkin reports that Oprah said they talk about Scientology, the couch-jumping incident and Tommy's crazed Matt Lauer debacle. Oprah also said that Tommy gave her a ride on his "snowmobile." How exciting. NOT.

I really hope Oprah also throws water on Suri to see if she malfunctions.

The second part of the interview will be taped at Oprah's studio in Chicago. That shit will air on May 5th and the focus will be the 25th Anniversary of "Risky Business."

I'm not expecting much from this two-part mess. It's going to be watered down and highly edited. Who cares about his stupid ass snowmobile? I want to see his Xenu butt plug and Scientology sex dungeon. They should have brought Jenny Jones out of forced retirement to conduct this interview. That bitch asks the tough questions. Where the hell is Jenny Jones anyway?

Jason Beghe's full rant on Scientology has finally been released! Last week, Jason and XenuTV uploaded a preview of his interview, but YouTube pulled the video and cancelled XenuTV's account. The full interview is in 8 parts on XenuTV's website. Watch that shit before it gets pulled down.

I've only seen a few parts and Jason gets into everything. Sadly, he doesn't get into his role on "Melrose Place" as Matt's lover, but he can cover that later. Jason talks about how he got into Scientology and what made him get out. Jason was one of Scientology's highest members, even higher than John Travolta. He was used in several PR and training videos for Scientology.

Above is Part 1, but click here to watch all 8 parts. He sort of freaks me the hell out. It's the work of that alien voodoo!

Get to know Jason before the dude ends up missing.