Chichis

Halle Berry's pregnant chichis are still intact. She needs to fluff them up higher! Show off those pregnant chichis! I'm still sleepy and I like my pillows fluffed up. Anyway, Halle arrived at the Silver Rose auction yesterday in Los Angeles just six weeks after popping out baby Nahla. Halle looks hot and blah..blah..blah... Where's that gorgeous sperm donor of hers? I haven't seen his ass in a while. I guess the bitch's work is done and he's been shuttled off to the agency he came from.

It was rumored that Halle was going to bring Nahla baby to this event, but she was nowhere in sight. I'm not mad at Halle for taking her time before unveiling he baby to the world. I don't know if we're equipped to deal with her beauty yet. They haven't made UV lenses strong enough.

It was nice while it lasted. Nicole Richie's bodacious pregnant chichis are completely gone now. We barely knew each other. She's back to looking like a surf board. I just want to grab her ass, head to the beach and catch a wave.

And is this ho moonlighting as a night nurse in the maternity ward? What the fuckity fuck is she wearing? It's probably from Katherine Heigl's medical uniform collection.