Rojo Caliente

Scratch that. I meant, "4 saggy hags minus Cynthia, Kristin and Kim."

My Little Pony Parker looks like a ribbed condom. For here pleasure, of course. Kristin's dress looked better on Mamie Eisenhower. Cynthia is looking fucking hot. Drinking from the fountain of Rojo Caliente is doing good things for her skin. Rojo is totally a squirter. She should bottle that shit.

Here's 3 lovely ladies and one nasty hag at the German premiere of "Sex in the Shitty." Damn, they are working hard for this shit. My Little Pony is going to need a long rest after this. Hopefully, a long rest in a retirement home.

Cynthia Nixon said that she would love to marry her hot ass girlfriend, Christine Marinoni, when it's legal in New York state. Cynthia shot down rumors that she would marry Rojo Caliente in Vermont.

Cynthia told The Mirror, "It's something my girlfriend is interested in and it was not something my boyfriend ever was. I think that to get married to her would be a little act of rebellion. It's like if you've never had the vote and then you get it you're going to run out there and vote.”

She also said that she's never been in love with a woman before, , "I had been with men all my life and I had never met a woman I had fallen in love with before. But when I did, it didn't seem so strange. I don't define myself. I'm just a woman in love with another woman."

I've never been in love with a woman either, but I'm in love with Cynthia's man. Shit, I'll marry Rojo Caliente. I'll bake pies and she'll fix the cars and build me a backyard deck. The perfect relationship!

Cynthia Nixon recently said that she had breast cancer in 2006. Cynthia said she "beat" it after six-weeks of radiation. The experience has given Cynthia the desire to marry her hot bitch girlfriend of 3 years, Christine Marinoni.

The National Enquirer claims the two want to marry this Fall in Vermont. A source said, "Cynthia and Chris want a quiet autumn ceremony in Vermont under the red leaves. It's supposed to be a very low-key gathering, just for close friends and family." My invitation better be in the mail, because there's no way I want to miss this hot lesbian wedding. I'll buy them a wooden duck. Lesbians love wooden ducks.

The red leaves will look gorgeous against Rojo Caliente's skin. I'm not talking about Cynthia either. Rojo Caliente better order her tuxedo from Casual Male right now. That's going to be a special order.

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