Mark Ronson

I've seen SamRo wearing guyliner many a time, but never a face full of make-up! How in gayelle hell did they manage to get make-up on her? HoHan probably just rubbed a little foundation on her coochie and then smeared it all over SamRo's face. I don't like my SamRo with make-up on. She's giving me Chris Crocker fever in some of these pictures.

Mark Ronson, SamRo and her twins sissy Charlotte did a "Royal Tenenbaums" themed photo shoot for September's Harper's Bazaar. They decided to cast SamRo in the Fishsticks Paltrow role. Fish? Naturally.

Click here to read the article, but it's just a bunch of rich kids trying not to sound rich.

And I think my love affair with Mark has come to an end. He's so fucking smug in every picture. I just want to wipe that smirk off his face with my ass lips. Okay, I'd still hit.

It's no surprise that everybody wants to rub their genitals all over Mark Ronson's luscious bod, but he's picky and won't fuck just any dirty whore. Oh well, there goes my chances. I'll just switch my focus to SamRo. I'll have better luck there.

During an interview, Mark talked about a certain singer that wanted to do sexy times with him. He said, "I’m not the sort of producer that shags every artist he works with. I’ve had enough offers, but I’m very picky. I’ve said no to a very famous, white, bland and very boring English soul chick, whom shall remain unnamed."

When the interviewer asked if he was talking about Joss Stone, Mark just smiled and winked. They don't call her Joss "Fucks For Tracks" Stone for nothing.

Why is that if someone like Justin Timberlake said this shit, I would stand on my toilet and scream douche at the top of my lungs. But when dreamy Mark Ronson says it, I swoon a little. I'm dickmatized by a dick I've never had. Pathetic!

Did Mark Ronson and his child skank, Daisy Lowe, buy their clothes at a children's costume shop? Her shirt (if you can call it that) and his pants are too fucking tiny. It really hurts my black heart when sexy bitches like Mark Ronson fight the hotness. There's no need for it.

Somebody please tell Mark that looking like Pee-Wee Herman's younger and slower brother is not cute.

Mark Ronson, 32, on his sister SamRo, 30, dating HoHan:

"My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?"

Depends on the lighting. For the record, SamRo and HoHan have never confirmed that they're bumping bald kitties. Mark is just stirring the pot and I wish he did it on YouTube.....with no clothes on. And who knew SamRo was fucking 30? HoHan's only 21 and looks like she can be SamRo's mama je'e.

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As soon as I saw these pictures of Mark Ronson and his child girlfriend, Daisy Lowe, I got all "Fatal Attraction" inside. I want to scream, "I won't be ignored, Mark!" Daisy better keep her stuffed animal collection safe, because I'm this close to boiling one of her stuffed toy bunnies.

32-year-old Mark and 19-year-old Daisy were pictured as a couple for the first time in London last night. Daisy needs to go back to playing with Barbie and leave Ronson to the big bitches. I'm sure the girl is lovely and shits crystal bubbles, but she should put down the Ronson and move on.

You can tell Mark is thinking of me in those pics. "I won't be ignoooored Mark!!! I won't allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage!" Actually, he can do the latter anytime he wants.

If you gave Wino a genie in a bottle with unlimited wishes, she would find a way to fuck that up. Shit, she would probably mistake the genie for an 8-ball and snort that shit up. Well, she's fucked up the new Bond song! Wino and Mark Ronson were working on a duet for the upcoming James Bond flick, but all work has ceased.

Mark Ronson told The Sun that it's all over, “We did work on it but we never finished it. I don’t think it will happen unless by some miracle it gets recorded and someone sings on it. I’m not sure Amy is ready to work on music yet.”

Friends of Wino are afraid Mark will turn his back on her. He's one of the only people in her crack life that truly want the best for her. Blah..blah..blah...

Wino's spokeswhore said, “Mark presented a track to Amy, but she had other ideas about the direction it should take. We’re sure they will continue to make great music together.”

Most likely, Wino wanted to call the song "Blaaaaaaake is Forever" or "For Blaaaaake's Eyes Only."

Now the Bond theme is without a singer. I nominate the hot dude below (this shit is NSFWish):

Here's some pictures of Mark Ronson looking like a hot plate of disco fries leaving Lily Allen's BARFday party last night.