Gay Al

Gay Al is in Miami doing the whole "fashion week" thing and he was spotted hanging out with another Star Jones look-alike. A source told Page Six, "He came to the Tommy Bahama show at the Raleigh with a look-alike. But this one was in what looked like a fake Herve Leger and 4-inch stillettos." Fake Herve Leger and 4-inch stilletos? Aww! That was so sweet of Gay Al to let his new fruit fly borrow his clothes.

The source said that Gay Al stood by the bar with his date with a towel around his neck, drinking Peroni beer. He was just taking a little break in between butt-fuck appointments. He really should have left his cum rag back in the room. Most people don't enjoy the fresh smell of crusty man chowder with their cocktails. Yeah, most people are crazy. Crusty man chowder happens to be my signature scent.

Speaking of Gay Al, I spent a lot of my weekend watching his "I am not a homosexual" YouTubes and I finally realized what that shit reminds me of. It reminds me of "Men In Film." I mean, can't you just picture him screaming, "Touch me in the morning and then just walk away"? I think I've found Gay Al's new career. Clip below:

Gay Al gave several interviews and uploaded them to his YouTube channel, SexyWetAzz4U. No, his YouTube channel is called AlReynoldsChannel. BORING.

This shit is almost as gay as Tommy Girl's Scientology butt-fuck video. Almost.

Gay Al said he did his own interviews, because he wanted to set the record STRAIGHT (laugh 1) and didn't want to trash Star (laugh 2).

In one video, homegirl proclaims, "I am not a homosexual." (laugh 3) No, he's not a homosexual. He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure.

I mean, this bitch has busted gay face and busted gay voice! He's looking at the interviewer like she's a 10-inch cock. That's probably the only way he could get through this shit. And you know when he said, "I am not a homosexual," his butt clit started tingling.

He used the Clay Gayken excuse as to why people might think he loves it in the ass. He said people think this shit because he's well-dressed, takes care of himself and is from the South. We get it. Gay Al is not gay (laugh 4).

Gay Al is also not "dating any WOMEN." I'm leaving that one alone. But he still loves Star Jones, "I still very much love her. I do. I can't lie to you." No, he still loves her shoe collection. Girlfriend, go down to Baker's and have yourself a shopping spree. You deserve it.

He went on to say that he needs to work on himself before he starts dating, "I feel like I've still got a little bit of healing to do." Gay Al just needs to pack his yes-yes-hole with a little ice and add a dab of Prep H. That shit will heal in no time.

Click here to watch all of Gay Al's videos. There's a lot of shit there that I haven't covered. Just bring a tube of lube with you.

I haven't laughed like this in minutes! I kept waiting for Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me" to start playing and for Gay Al to start booty dancing in some gold lame coochie cutters.

P.S. - I think the interviewer was made in a factory.

Crunk + Disorderly posted a couple of pictures what looks like Gay Al. Who knows when these pictures were taken or for what purpose, but he's sort of looking sexay? Ack. No, I can't go there.

Most queens use a busted webcam for their ManHunt profile pictures, but it looks like Gay Al went to great lengths to look extra hot in his.

All those years with Gay Al should have taught Star Jones how to deep throat properly. Come on, Star! Swallow that shit in one shot. Gay Al would've had that thing halfway down his throat before the photographer could even think about taking his picture.

Star Jones is single, sexy and living it up in Cannes. The middle thumbnail looks like Gay Al's face after a night out with his "boys."

Star also kissed up to a friend's dog. That dog is gay! Star can't help it. Like a fly to fruit.....

I've decided to use a picture of Gay Al with fat Star, because fat Star is soooo much better than today's Star. I miss fat Star. Not really. So....Gay Al is ready to talk about his split from Star! He's looking to talk, but he wants to get paid. Full Disclosure is reporting that he's shopping around his first TV interview to the highest bidder.

A source said, "He has got to make a buck somehow. He's been looking for a six-figure deal for an interview where he dishes about being married to Star." Six-figures?! Are we talking money or dick size? And to think that I was going to offer him a Bel Ami video, a Barbie manicure set and some used anal beads.

Six-figures? He must have jizz in the brains. Besides, what else is there to tell? He likes juicy salchicha and Star is a lie-teller. We basically know everything.