Gayelles

Since Prop 8 passed in California, Melissa Etheridge's marriage to Tammy Lynn Michaels isn't really a marriage anymore in the legal sense. I guess? Right? Well, Melissa will protest the ban on gay marriage by not paying state taxes! Melissa wrote on The Daily Beast about her plan:

Okay. So Prop 8 passed. Alright, I get it. 51% of you think that I am a second class citizen. Alright then. So my wife, uh I mean, roommate? Girlfriend? Special lady friend? You are gonna have to help me here because I am not sure what to call her now. Anyways, she and I are not allowed the same right under the state constitution as any other citizen. Okay, so I am taking that to mean I do not have to pay my state taxes because I am not a full citizen. I mean that would just be wrong, to make someone pay taxes and not give them the same rights, sounds sort of like that taxation without representation thing from the history books.

Okay, cool I don't mean to get too personal here but there is a lot I can do with the extra half a million dollars that I will be keeping instead of handing it over to the state of California. Oh, and I am sure Ellen will be a little excited to keep her bazillion bucks that she pays in taxes too. Wow, come to think of it, there are quite a few of us fortunate gay folks that will be having some extra cash this year. What recession? We're gay! I am sure there will be a little box on the tax forms now single, married, divorced, gay, check here if you are gay, yeah, that's not so bad. Of course all of the waiters and hairdressers and UPS worker

Hmmm....no state taxes in California? CA already has In-N-Out and now the gays don't have to pay taxes! Woo hoo! Grab my dildo collection, pa, I'm going out west!

Think of all the things I can buy with my extra dough from not paying state taxes. I can buy more discontinued Mother's Animal Cookies, I can eat In-N-Out all day, I can even go to Disneyland like once (that shit ain't cheap)! Fuck. All of us can go to T.G.I. Friday's and the Mudslides will be on me! It'll be a 24-hour party!

That's until the IRS comes to kill my fun and take me away in handcuffs. When I start screaming, "Melissa Etheridge told me I didn't have to pay taxes," they'll just nod their heads and shuttle me off to prison. Oh well. At least you can bring me warm Hot Pockets during visiting days. You'll owe me for all those cocktails I bought you! And I'm sure I can be someone's wife in the clink!

Click here to read Melissa's entire entry.

Look at these two precious lesbians being all smiley and married. Well, Prop 8 has come along and stomped all over their pure happiness. They're just two sad lesbians now and that is a sin! Gayelles should never be sad.

Prop 8, which re-bans gay marriage, will most likely pass. Right now 95% of the votes have been counted. 52% are for and 48% are against. There's still around 4 million absentee ballots that need to be counted, but it's probably not enough to turn things around. The state is no longer marrying the gays as of today. It's looking grim and gross.

A few of the 18,000 couples that were married will file lawsuits. Civil rights groups are also challenging the measure by asking the Supreme Court to strike it down based on the argument that you can't just take shit away from one certain group.

I don't get this shit. I'm a tax-paying dumb bitch like everyone else. I should have the right to fly to California, catch a sugar daddy on his death bed, marry him, wait a couple of months for him to kick it and then collect all his cash. Seriously, that's my lifelong goal and now a bunch of fun killers in California have stopped me from being able to achieve this!

Tila Tequila's partner in pussay, Courtenay Semel, got into a little altercation in August with a security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas which led to her beating his ass. The beaten down security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles yesterday asking for unspecified damages.

In the papers, Coleslaw (that's my nickname for him) says a drunken Nay Nay got all mouthy with him at around 4 in the morning. She got so out of hand that he had to cuff her ass. Nay Nay didn't feel like getting kinky, so she allegedly punched him in the face.

Now, most bitches would probably follow that up by screaming "Take that, motherfucker!" or "That's right bitch!" Nay Nay decided to go a different route. She shouted at the dude, "Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck." She gets a 9 from me! She would've gotten a perfect 10 if she called him a "dumb cunt" instead.

HoHan hasn't completely lost the craving for delectable dick. In fact, she's telling friends that SamRo is the only coochie she's interested in bumping it with. When their relationship goes the way of HoHan's career, she's going right back to dudes.

One friend tells Full Disclosure, “She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”

The friend also said that in an upcoming magazine interview, HoHan's going to proclaim she's strictly dickly and not a gayelle. Just call her Celestia.

You know, who needs labels? HoHan isn't a lezzie, she isn't straight, she's not bi, she's just a fucking slut! The same can be said for a lot of us. I mean, if Rojo Caliente rolled up in her Dodge pick-up and asked me to be hers, I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"

Some people seem to forget that beneath the hundreds of layers of fake tan caca, HoHan is still a ho. So when I read stories that she's flirting with other bitches, I'm not surprised. Once a ho, always a ho.

According to 3Am Girls, HoHan was out being a ho and partying at a Diesel party in NYC a few days ago when she set her sights on Chace Crawford. Her main partner in pussy was nowhere around so HoHan attacked Chace and "threw herself at him."

A source said, “She was standing in such a way that some part of her body was always touching him – at one point hip to hip. She was also giving him the filthiest looks, whispering in his ear, and turning everything he said into an innuendo."

Um...she wasn't making filthy looks at Chace. She always makes those looks. You would too if your upper lip constantly smelled like Donkey Punch fluid and boiled fish paste.

HoHan and Chace exchanged numbers and she's been burning up his cell phone with sexy text messages. Whores on the "Gossip Girl" set are warning Chace to stay away from HoHan because SamRo will flip out if she finds out.

Oh, please. HoHan doesn't know what she's doing. Just because she's lusting after Chace, doesn't mean she's suddenly back on Team Peen. After a few vodka Red Bulls and a couple lines of.... um....Asprin....Chace probably looks like a pretty lezzie princess. Besides, there's no way Chace can give a coochie raspberry the way SamRo can.

The elegant British flower known as Jodie Marsh has pulled a HoHan and is now playing clit hockey with another chick. 29-year-old (yes, in human years) Jodie says she's known Nina for around 12 years. Nina is Jodie's hairdresser and they've been scissoring for a couple of weeks now.

Jodie tells Now Magazine, "I've had loads of shit men. I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you're sick of hearing so much fucking bullshit, so you start to look elsewhere. Nina's really sexy. She asked me out and we've been on a few dates. I think she's a cool girl. I love the way she kisses and she doesn't fuck me about. I feel comfortable with her. Nina's as sexy as any man."

I think Jodie was misquoted when she said she's had "loads of shit men." She really meant that she's been shit on by loads of men. Just wanted to clear that up.

This kind of thing happens to all sluts. Jodie has probably fucked (and infected) 95% of the men in the UK, so now she has to "turn lesbian" if she wants to get her pure oyster eaten. By the time she's effed her way through 95% of the gayelles in the UK, a new batch of dicks will be available for her.

Thanks Cindi

First of all, this beautiful picture is bringing tears to my eyes. Rojo Caliente with a Taco Bell in the background! This picture could only be more perfect if Spaghetti Cat was in one of the windows with a big bowl of Pintos 'n Cheese in front of him. Delicious.

Anygassy, Rojo and her cranky lady wife are still in Los Angeles, but they should think about cutting their trip short so that they can come back to NYC to start planning their Connecticut wedding.

The Connecticut Supreme Court ruled 4-3 today that gays and gayelles can now get hitched in the state like everyone else. They decided the ban on gay marriage was unconstitutional or some shit. Connecticut, California and Massachusetts are now the 3 states that allow us gays to ruin our lives by getting married. Go to CNN to read all the details.

When California overturned the ban, Cynthia Nixon said they were going to wait until New York makes it legal. Connecticut is veeeery close, so it totally counts. Hopefully, Connecticut starts issuing marriage license to the gays and gaylles soon. The fall leaves of Connecticut would perfectly compliment Rojo's fire ginge top. I always imagined Rojo as an autumn bride, so this is more than perfect.

Below are a few more pictures of the hopefully soon-to-be Mrs. and Mrs. Rojo Caliente renting a car in L.A. yesterday. That car is not fit for the loveliness Rojo. Where's the pick-up truck?!

Couples get into fights for all sorts of stupid reasons. I once got into a major slap fight with an ex-boyfriend because during sexy times the peen accidentally poked the outer no-no hole area. It felt like I got knuckle punched in the starfish and I'm not into that violent shit! I'm sure Michelle Rodriguez and her "roommate" got into a fight for very similar reasons.

Rush & Molloy reports that at the Mayfair Hotel in Coconut Grove, FL on Sunday morning, MRod woke up guests by banging on her hotel door and screaming at her lady friend.

One guest said, "I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly. I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, 'Open up, let me in, bitch!' If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back."

And with that, the door opened. Lezzies love their [pleasure toys]!

I'm going to assume that the [pleasure toy] they're talking about is a dildo. But it could be a vibrator, strap-on, chainsaw or whatever the hell lezzies use to do each other with. If MRod was outside of the room, where was the [pleasure toy]? It was up her chocha, right?

MRod is my kind of angry lezzie. I can't even call her a gayelle, because she isn't. Bitch is a straight-up Lezzzie. I threw in an extra "z," because that's how hardcore she is. I bet you that when her partner in pussy finally let her inside the room, MRod really gave it to the bitch with the help of her [pleasure toy].

Salma Hayek and her glorious chichis went on Britain's "This Morning" show today to talk about her campaign with UNICEF and Pampers (I love the way she says "Pampers") to eradicate tetanus, when the lezzie cat was almost let out of the toobelt.

On live television, Salma said she was half Lebanese. One of the show's hosts, Eamonn Holmes, had trouble hearing what she said and asked, "You're a lesbian?" Salma laughed it off and slowly said she was LEBANESE. Eamonn ended things by saying, "Oh sorry, I thought you were half lesbian. Forgive me."

I see what Eamonn was doing there. He was trying to catch Salma pussy handed! Eamonn, next time Salma says she's half Lebanese. Don't ask her if she's half lesbian. Just shout, "You like to chow on the pussy?!" Gayelles respond better to bluntness.

Source: Daily Mail

The granola version of Ellen and Portia will get married in California sometime soon. Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels have been together for a long ass time and they have four kids together so it's time.

Melissa , 47, and Tammy, 33, got married in a ceremony in Malibu in 2003, but that shit isn't considered legal. Now that gay marriage is legal in California, they are ready to make it official. Melissa said, "We are so grateful for the blessings from our friends and family as we commence our vows, and begin the rest of our lives together."

She's not joking about the "rest of our lives" part. She should have said the "rest of our lives and even our after-lives." If there's an after-after-life, they will be together then too. Marriage is definitely for gayelles. The lesbian bitches I know have been with their pussy partners for like a zillion years or more. For some reason they never get stick of seeing the same snatch day in and day out! There must be some kind of chemical in strap-ons that makes you all monogamous forever and shit.

Tammy deserves massive amounts of happiness with whipped cream on top. She was in one of my favorite show of the late 90s "Popular" and anyone in that show has a million rays of sunshine on them at all times.

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