John Travolta

That puss tart Johnny Travolta got me! I actually believed that he got rid of the dead beaver that sat on his head. I mean, the other day he looked as bald as HoHan's punane and now he's back to wearing plugs or Tommy Girl's pubic hair on his head. He was obviously wearing a bald cap the other day. Unless, he planted some barley seeds on his head, Xenu pissed on it and hair magically grew! With or without hair, he still looks like he's ready for a cum fart to the face.

Here's Tommy's scissor sister promoting that dumb "Bolt' movie in NYC this morning.

Today in Los Angeles, John Travolta wiped Tommy Girl's saliva from his hungry hole, glued a shaved beaver's ass on his head, put on his big boy pilot costume and headed over to LAX to celebrate the inaugural flight of Qantus airlines brand new Airbus A38.

Don't worry, Johnny didn't fly that plane. He was just there to look like big queen and ass queef over the new plane.

Here's more of the seventh member of the Village People, the dead creature on his head and Olivia Newton-John in Los Angeles today.

In more "We need to blow up Hollywood" news, John Waters is currently working on a sequel to the movie musical version of "Hairspray." Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman, who wrote the songs for the Broadway musical, will also be back to write the songs for the sequel. The first movie's director, Adam Shankman, has also signed up to repeat his duties.

New Line is aiming for a July 2010 release. They are hoping to reunite the original cast which included John Travolta, Zac Efron, Christopher Walken, Michelle Pfeiffer, Queen Latifah, Nikki Blonsky and Brittany Snow. The sequel will pick up right where the first one ended.

I'll be surprised if Michelle Pfeiffer agrees to this fuckery. Didn't she learn anything from "Grease 2"? "I want a coooooool rider, A cool, cool, cool, cool rider....." What am I saying? That movie changed my life.

You know John Travolta just wants a reason to get back into that costume. He never felt so alive in his life. He probably had to wear diapers the entire time because he kept creaming himself, he was so happy. Shit, he probably wears that outfit at home and dances with his life-size cut out of Zac Efron.

I also blame GREED for this. John Waters probably made a shit load off of the "Hairspray" musical and now he just can't get enough. John, just say NO to a "Hairspray" sequel. But just say YES to a "Serial Mom" sequel.

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John Revolta is still working that leather bear daddy look. You know Tommy Girl dresses up like Boo Boo from Yogi Bear and they play "hide the honey pot."

I can't look at these pictures of Johnny without imagining a butt plug in his a-hole, clamps on his nippies and a leather ring on his man clit.

Here's John with Nick Loren at Nick's album release party in NYC last night.