Terrence Howard

Terrence Howard told The New York Times that he got the inspiration for one his songs while stalking his ex-wife. Terry said: "I wrote that song (No. 1 Fan) as a stalker. It was raining, and I was sitting there in front of the house, watching her come home from a date after we were divorced. I was imagining what she did on this date, and watching her giving him a kiss. I went home and wrote this song."

No. 1 Fan? Please, you know he wrote that song for baby wipes. It's okay, Terry. Your obsession for baby wipes is undeniable.

But just in case, some of you should get a restraining order against Terrence Howard. You can never be too prepared. I'll take my chances. Terry is Creepy McCreepster, but I'd still hit it.

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Sadly, Terrence Howard's video for his song (yes, song) "Sanctuary" doesn't feature a cameo from his favorite item in the universe: baby wipes. But I'm sure his back-up singers had to thoroughly clean themselves with baby wipes before even getting near Terrence.

This song and video is like a creamy bowl of Easy Mac with melted Velveeta and spray cheese on top. It's pure cheese. It's so fucking cheesy that Brit Brit will probably try and swallow it whole. The end is extra special because Terry gets all weepy-eyed. He's totally thinking of a vagina that wasn't properly sanitized with a baby wipe. Don't worry, Terry. My no-no hole is always baby wipe fresh.

And I know Terry is strictly a baby wipes man, but something tells me he may fall in love with Glory Hole Wipers. 4 cylinders at one time! I've already placed my order.

Thanks Faye and Karen

That was a stupid question. We know who did it! B-E-Y-O-N-C-E!!! She totally told Solange that everyone is wearing their wigs backwards. Everyone. I mean, I think the tag is sticking out in the front. And the dress and bag were definitely DIY projects using items from the local Salvation Army. Bitch is a walking Project Runway challenge. Damn, Beyonce! She got Solange again!

Solange wore this sad, sad ensemble to the BET Awards last night. Speaking of wigs that should've been left at home, that thing sitting on Lil Kim's head is illegal.

Here's more sexy messes from last night including Terry Howard who looked baby wipe fresh and Ashanti with a Cinnabon sitting in her hair.