Anne Hathaway

The FBI Has Anne Hathaway's Diaries

The FBI raided Raffey Follieri's Trump Tower apartment and took a ton of shit including Anne Hathaway's private diaries. Rush & Molloy reports that they also seized a bunch of personal photos of Raffey with Anne, Pope John Paul II, Bill Clinton, Cindy McCain and other hos.

The FBI hope Anne's diaries and the other shit can help build their case against Raffey. Raffey was charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering for pretending to be the CFO of the Vatican in order to do a bunch of hood rat stuff.

Raffey is still in jail and Anne wants nothing to do with him. She's changed all her phone numbers and hasn't spoken to him since she dumped his ass days before his arrest.

There's probably nothing major in those diaries. Anne Hathaway is every shade of boring. Her entries probably look like this:

"Dear Diary,

No matter what I do I can't get this awful fish taste out of my mouth. I've tried brushing with baking soda, rinsing with vinegar and nothing. It just won't go away and people are starting to ask questions. I know I could stop eating fish, but I just love the taste. I'll ask Heather Matarazzo what to do. She'll know.

Love, Kisses and Sushi,
Annie

P.S. - I think my beard might be stealing from the pope or something. I'm not sure."



Donald Trump Is Trying To Start A New Feud

Donald Trump has to give his stupid ass opinion on absolutely everything and the whole Raffey Follieri situation is no exception. Donald CHUMP told Access Hollywood (via MSNBC) that it was very "disloyal" of Anne Hathaway to leave Raffey just before his arrest. What Trump calls "disloyal," I call "smart."

Trump said, “She hasn’t remained very loyal to him, has she? So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?

I'm a little disappointed that Trump didn't end his comments by saying, "And she's a fat, degenerate, lazy slob!"

This is pretty rich coming from a dude who collects wives the way he collects dead pussy hair. If Trump lost his cash tomorrow, Melania and her hot squinty eyes would be out the fucking door without so much as a goodbye. Rule #1 in the Gold Digger's handbook is: Love the money, not the man!



The Rat's Name Is Annie

Who done told on Raffey Follieri to the FBI?! According to his friends, Raffey's ex-somethingoranother Anne Hathaway ratted him out to the feds. Why that cunning lil' gayelle!

One of his friends told the NYDN, "She's referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up. I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting Follieri until she was out of the country."

29-year-old (MY ASS) Raffey is still sitting in jail on $21 million bial after he was arrested for fucking with the Vatican by pretending to be their CFO to steal tons of cash from investors.

Well played, Annie. Although, bitch should have taken his credit cards for a little Home Depot shopping spree before she turned his Zach Braff wannabe ass over to the FBI.



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