Then or Now

Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

AHAHAHAHAAA! UsWeekly compared pictures of Kate Gosselin right after she popped out a litter of babies and a picture of her recently. According to Us, Kate got the plastic surgery WORKS including a tummy tuck. But why bother with that nonsense, when there's a more pressing matter at hand. Yeah, she looked a little Susan Boyle-ish in the face back then, but her hair. HER HAIR! Back then she looked like a lonely cat lady who braids her pubic hair and is the pen pal of several serial killers.. And now, she looks like a Tool Academy drop-out.

So I don't really know which hair is sexier (barf). I'm going to say that her hair before brings the sex, because the wave and fall is what early 90s Midwestern glamour was all about.

Posted by: Michael K

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Then or Now

Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

I've brought back this old ass feature especially for Colin Farrell. Usually when I do a "Then or Now" I have to go back a few years to get a picture of them looking totally different. Not for Colin! A lot has changes in two years for his ass. On the left is Colin in 2006 and on the right is him at the NYC premiere of "Pride and Glory" last night. Obviously, the bitch looks better without that horse mane, but I still see the hotness underneath.

Colin of today looks like a cult member who lives in a shack in the hills and only comes down to beg for money on the freeway ramp, but I would still work the streets for him if he asked me too.

Wait. If he's got that much hair above his neck, how thick do you think his dick forest is? That shit is like the fucking Amazon, right? You have to hack through it with a machete just to get to the head.

Wenn, Wireimage

Posted by: Michael K

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Then or Now

Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

Above is Kate Walsh in 1999 and Kate at last night's Art of Elysium event. Personally, I think she was way hotter in 1999. It's like the epitome of a 90s mess and I loved the 90s. She probably wore tank tops underneath spaghetti strap dresses. Now she just looks like another cookie-cutter Hollywood ho. She might have had a nose job, but it could just be her hideous make-up job in the 1999 picture. In her '99 picture she sort of looks like Natasha Richardson. Way hotter then.

Thanks Celebitchy

Posted by: Michael K

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Then or Now

Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

Little Katie Bosworth is a great example of a young girl with stars in her eyes who let Hollywood eat her alive and turn her into an affected, processed clone. Look at Kate in 2002. So young, so beautiful, like she could take on the world. Now she looks like she's trying so hard to be whatever it is they want her to be. Oh Kate, look at that girl you used to be. Reach out to her, because she misses you.

Whatever, bitch looks like a greased up weasel now. Her eyes change color though. I like that. Like a mood ring and her mood is always MISERABLE. Speaking of miserable, doesn't Anna Wintour look like the happiest person on Earth. She needs to lighten up and stick that Starbucks up her ass. It'll give her a quick coffee enema and I heard those really loosen shit up. Ok, ok....I've done more than just heard.

Below is Kate at various NYC Fashion Week events this week and in 2002.

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Then or Now

Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?

Anna Faris in 2001 or at yesterday's "I Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" premiere. I'm going to say 2001, because she looks like another blonde bimbo now. She's like a Jessica/Ashlee Simpson hybrid. Not hot.