Chloe Lattanzi

Olivia Newton-John married some dude named John Easterling in Malibu on July 4th. Olivia, 59, and John, 49, started dating last year. Cougar wedding!

John is the CEO and founder of some shit called Amazon Herb Company. Unfortunately, not that kind of herb. My dumbass would have married him thinking my bong would be filled with natural delights every single day. Naw, his company has something to do with rainforests or something like that. BORING!

I hope John has money, because Chloe Lattanzi's plastic surgeries...I mean....her "spa treatments" don't come cheap!

And whatever happened to Olivia's boyfriend that went missing and shit? Hopefully, that dude is somewhere in Thailand laughing at the IRS and toasting to Olivia's new marriage.

Below are some pictures of our little sexy Chucky Doll with her mother back in May. When the fuck is Chloe going to come out with an album already?! I've already had a "pep talk" with my ears preparing them for her fuckery.