Katherine Heigl

I feel the puppy's pain. Having Katherine Heeeeeigggl's yellow-stained claws on your beautiful coat must be traumatizing to the soul. He's digging deep, fighting the urge not to bite her annoying ass! It would be so easy, but she totally tastes like crusty ciggies and bullshit. Yeah, it wouldn't have been worth it for the poor Pit Bull puppy. His teeth are too pure for that wicked witch!

And is it just me or does Pit Bull puppy sort of look stoned? That's probably the real reason why he didn't lay it on that skank! He was too busy riding the green cloud.

Katherine Hei-Hei-Heeeeeeeeeiiigggl is a criminal and should be in the chokey making government cheese sandwiches on the radiator. You see, Heigl was busted by a cop on a bike for throwing her ratty ciggie to the ground after lunching at the delicious eatery known as P.F. Chang's. Get this shit. Heigl was able to talk herself out of a ticket. NOT RIGHT!

A source told Star Magazine, "The officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away. He added that he'd fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk." Heigl is a big piece of trash, so the cop should have ordered her into the nearest dumpster!

Seriously, that cop should get his badge taken away and demoted to desk duty. I just checked the official law book of all laws and it states that any blonde-haired witch with the name Katherine Marie Heigl who throws a ciggie to the ground must automatically be sent to prison for life without parole. It also states that she must have her mouth sewn up.

If you don't believe me, just ask Smokey Bear! Here's an extremely creepy Smokey Bear ad featuring Joanna Cassidy. Smokey watches us all at night. I know it.

There's already been rumors that Katherine Heeeeeigl's character on "Grey's Anatomy" is going to be killed off and UsWeekly claims they know how Izzie is going to meet her maker. Her maker is Satan by the way. I'm just stating the obvious. A source told them that Izzie is going to get a brain tumor.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan will come back to the show and Izzie will see his character in visions brought on by her tumor. WTF? This is some "Days of Our Lives" shit.

The source said, “[Producer] Shonda [Rhimes] and the writers are pissed at her. It’s their way of screwing with her. She won’t know whether she’s going to live or die.”

The brain tumor is a good start, but they need to go all the way. Make that cunt shave her head and then put Izzie into a loooooong coma, but make sure she's in every scene. That way Katherine just has to lay there without saying a word. Scratch that. They would totally give her an Emmy for that shit.

Has Katherine Heeeeeeigl's fat mouth finally caught up with her? According to Marc Malkin, the creator of Grey's Anatomy, Shonda Rhimes, wants the bitch dead! Well, she wants her character dead at least. Shonda is apparently still livid about Heigl's Emmy comments. In case you were drunk that day, Heigl did not submit herself for Emmy consideration because she felt she didn't have good material to work with.

A source said, "It's not good there. Shonda is pissed. They're thinking of killing her off. They want Izzie dead." Such beautiful words have never been spoken.

The feeling might be mutual. It's been rumored that Heigl wants out of her contract because she thinks she's A-list now. A for Awesomely Assholey.

They shouldn't kill the hag. Not just yet. They should slowly torture her by giving her the worst storylines ever. One week, Izzie develops a mental disorder that makes her bark like a dog instead of talking. She could bark throughout the whole episode. Another week, Izzie has chronic diarrhea and spends most of the episode shitting in her panties.

In her final episode, they should replace Katherine Heigl with Izzie the dog. That hot bitch needs a major comeback.