Nicole Kidman

 

Nicole Kidman's children, Isabella and Connor, don't call her mom or mother. Nicole said on UK's GMTV, "My kids don't call me mommy, they don't even call me mom. They call me Nicole, which I hate and tell them off for it."

 

That's probably because they call Tommy Cruise "mommy."

 

Nicole also didn't seem to happy that her kids are being raised Scientologists. She said, "Yes, they're being raised as Scientologists. I don't want to go there. My daughter and son, their life is moulded by the way I live. If I wasn't willing to take on that responsibility, I shouldn't have adopted them.

"Then it can be argued that I should never have divorced, and that's true, too, but sometimes you don't have a decision in that. People fall out of love, they do.When children are teenagers, they have a say in where they want to be. Los Angeles is a big draw, and I'm looking to get a place there so we can share more."

Nicole is a brave woman. Those Scientology goons have added her to some list and she better watch it.  

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The Golden Compass premiere was in London tonight and Eva Green stole the show. Damn that bitch is hot. She looks like a Russian call girl out for blood. She totally showed Nicole Kidman how a real bitch does the red carpet.

 

I'm starting to worry about Nicole's hair. That shit is coming out. It's probably the botox killing her hair follicles slowly. Keith Urban needs to share some of that bronzer with his wife.

 

Oh and Daniel Craig was there too, but I was too busy oogling over Eva to notice.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nicole Kidman was in a New South Wales courtroom this morning to testify about an incident a few years ago involving a pap named Jamie Fawcett reports BBC News . Jamie is suing Sydney's Sun-Herald for defamation after they published a story about his shady ways of getting "the picture."

 

Nicole testified for the paper about a car chase incident involving Jamie.

 

Nicole was in the backseat. She told the court, "I was frightened and I was worried there was going to be an accident."

 

She went on to say that she was scared, but her driver didn't know this because her face is so frozen that it doesn't show any emotion. No she didn't say that!

 

She went on to say, "I have been pursued many times in relation to this particular man and the people he has employed to follow me. I employ people to protect me now. I employ people 24-hours to protect myself because I don't feel equipped to handle things."

 

Jamie has also been accused of "bugging" Nicole's home. Charges were later dropped.

 

While they had Nicole on the stand, they should've asked her if she's had botox or not. I mean she's under oath! She can't lie. Oh and she's a

Hollywood star! Bring a litttle glamour to the courts Nicole! She looks like she's on lunch break from her librarian job at the local school.

 

 

 

 

Nicky Kidman is still pissed off over reports that she had a miscarriage with Tommy Girl when they were married. She told Marie Claire magazine that she actually had an ectopic pregnancy and not a miscarriage.

 

She said, "So it's huge news, and it didn't happen . . . It was incredibly traumatic for me. Sometimes you share your grief." Oh shut up, Nicky. 

 

The Kid also had an interview with USA Today where she briefly talked about her marriage to Tommy. "Tom and I, we moved and moved and moved. Your sense of where do I come from becomes less and less relevant. A lot of my life, particularly when I was working so much, it was about trying to fill in the gaps. Now there's much more reason to exist in the world without my identity needing to be through work."

 

Everytime she talks about her marriage to Tom she sounds like she's reciting song lyrics. Just come out and say it bitch. That shit was faker than your face!

 

Here's Nicky with Jennifer Jason Leigh at the "Margot at the Wedding" premiere in NYC. They are frightening together. 

 

 

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Will Nicole Kidman please tear herself away from the botox needle just for a second to take her husband to the hairdresser. Keith Urban needs to step out of 1998 and quit it with the highlights. I blame The Paves. His shit looks like it was done with a cap. Cap highlights. I don't think Nicole realizes, because she never looks at him. 

 

Here's Nicky and Keith at the CMA Awards in Nashville last night. I thought I was having an acid flashback, but quickly realized it was just her dress.  

 

 

 

 

 

40-year-old Nicole Kidman has shot down rumors that she's had plastic surgery. She claims she's completely natural in the face.

 

She said, "To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself. And I’m very proud to say that.”

 

To be honest Nicole, you are lying! Unless botox is made from like natural herbs and shit, she's definitely not truth telling. I bet you she didn't even flinch when she told that lie, because her face never moves. 

 

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Christian groups are boycotting and staging a campaign against the Nicole Kidman movie "The Golden Compass" due to the book's anti-God themes. The film is based on a trilogoy of books by Philip Pullman. Philip is a known atheist. New Line has watered down the film version and removed all the offensive anti-religion themes which has angered Atheists. Damn, they can't win.

 

Christian and Catholic groups are more concerned with the books and feel that with the movie  will send children running to read the rest of the books. In the final book of the trilogy, a character named God is killed. They find out that God isn't a God after all and is a phoney. This is a children's book?!

 

The watered down version comes out this Christmas. Atheists are still happy about the film, because it will give his books the attention they never got in the States.

 

The head of the Freedom From Religion Foundation said, "What this book is about is casting off Church authority. I think it's very, very positive. There should be something for freethinking children. It's a very good yarn."

 

The FoxNews article goes on and on and on. Basically, I blame Nicole Kidman and her botoxed face. This movie has already been dubbed a flop anyway, so Christians shouldn't worry. 

 

I didn't want to see this piece of garbage before, but now I totally do.  This is what I say. Let children believe whatever they want and everything will be ok. if they want to believe there's a God, fine. If they want to believe there isn't, fine.

 

I think what's more ungodly is that movie tickets are $11 around my parts. Dark-sided!

 

 

 

 

 

Awww....so in love. It's nice to see Nicole Kidman happy, but bitch needs to take that white out of her hair. She looks like the damn snow queen. Her hair matches her ice, cold heart! Maybe extreme botox usage sucks the color out of your hair.

 

Here's Nicole with Keith Urban and Delta Goodrem at the ARIA Awards in Sydney today. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When was the last time Nicole Kidman made a successful movie? Her big-budget outings have been one flop after another. The Stepford Wives? FLOP!  Bewitched? FLOP! The Invasion? FLOP!  

 

She may have yet another FLOP on her hands. Page Six is reporting that her big-budget movie "The Golden Compass" is already being branded an awful mess. New Line dropped $175 million hoping it would be the next "Lord of the Rings"

 

A source said, "People working on the movie say it is just plain bad." 

 

Say it ain't so! The Golden Compass has a talking fake polar bear in it. People love fake talking polar bears. No, the fake talking polar bear is not Nicole Kidman silly!

 

Nicole just chooses the wrong movies. I think all that botox is clouding up her judgement. I could smell the rottennes from Bewitched a mile away.

 

 

 

Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts may team up to make "Monte Carlo""How To Marry A Millionaire" together. Nicole is already signed and producers are trying to get Julia to come on board. The film is a spin on about three Midwestern school teachers who pretend to be rich socialites in Monte Carlo.

 

Nicole confirmed at the premiere of her movie "Margot at the Wedding" last night that they were talking to Julia.  

 

And yes those are wax statues of Julia and Nicole, but I'm sure you couldn't tell. Nicole's looks like it's bleeding in the eyes!

 

Below is Nicole with Keith Urban last night in NYC.  

 

 

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