Nicole Kidman

 

Nicole Kidman is honestly a stunning woman. I can't lie. If only she would've stayed away from the plastic sauce, because it's turning her face into a slightly melted piece of saran wrap. It's like all the nerves in her face have dropped down to her jaw where they are hovering around each other praying they don't get zapped with the botox! 

 

Anyway, here's Nicole and Keith Urban at New Line's Cinema 40th Anniversary Gala last night.  

 

 

Splash , Wenn

 

 

 

Nicole Kidman told Vanity Fair magazine that shortly after marrying Tom Cruise she suffered a miscarriage. At the time she was 23 and said it was a really traumatic experience and that's why she adopted her first daughter, Bella.

 

She went on to say, "There's a complicated background to that, given that I never speak much about many things. One day maybe that story will be told."

 

DIRT! Ugh! I know something shady went down with Tom. He was probably trying to perfect his Suri experiment!

 

Nicole also said she suffered a second miscarriage in 2001. The miscarriage happened one month after she filed for divorce from Tom.  "It was dark - and deeply lonely. I felt panic and absolute fear about my future."

She's slowly spilling the beans. She just needs to come out and say it, but you know those Scientology sluts are on her ass. They have her number. 

 

Above is Nicole on the cover of Vanity Fair. Well, they say it's Nicole, but that looks like the face of an infant!

 

Source: Metro UK

 

 

 

 

While filming Baz Luhrmann's "Australia" Hugh Jackman was almost murdered by a scorpion! Thankfully, Nicky Kidman was there. During a night shoot, the two were laying in a sleeping bag when Nicky spotted a deadly scorpion coming for Hugh!

 

The National Enquirer reports that she immediately took charge and saved Hugh's life!  A source said, "Nicole gasped when Hugh opened the cover invitingly to reveal a poisonous scorpion creeping up his leg. She calmly told him not to move and squatted down, scooped the arachnid into her hat and walked over to the woods and released it."

 

The crew burst into applause, but asked Nicky why she didn't kill it. She responded, "I would never kill an animal. Every creature here has its purpose. This one just didn't belong in Hugh's bag!"

 

Yeah right. She probably handed it off to her assistant, so she could inject her forehead with the scorpion's poison later. Botox probably isn't working for her anymore, so she needs the heavy stuff.

 

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The paparazzi got a lucky break. They caught Nicole Kidman at night. If these were day shots, we'd probably just see a mound of yellow hair and a black coat. Chick is pretty much transparent.  

 

Here's Nicky and Keith Urban at a restaurant in Australia last night for her sister's Barfday party. 

 

 

 

 

 

Nicole Kidman is the new face of Nintendo, well in Europe anyway. Nicole has shot print and TV spots for the DS Lite game "Dr Kawashima: How Old is Your Brain?" 

I think mine is probably age 7 MAX.

 

Nintendo said, "The brain training phenomenon is sweeping the globe, enjoyed by more than 10 million people from grandparents to Oscar-winning actors. We believe that Nicole Kidman's leading role in the campaign and the revelation of her DS 'brain age' will surprise and excite people all over Europe."

Nicole Kidman?! So weird. Couldn't they at least get Sharon Stone! I mean that bitch is a member of Mense and she'd probably be a lot cheaper that Kidman.

 

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Sources close to Nicole Kidman claim that she was hurt that Jada Pinkett Smith said that Katie Holmes was a "great mother" to Nicky's adopted children. Connor and Isabella live full-time with TomKat in Beverly Hills and according to OK! Magazine Nicole wants to make sure her children don't get too chummy with their stepmom. Their stepmother is an alien!!!

 

Nicole's rep said, "I doubt Nicole even saw the Jada Pinkett stuff."

 

Since when does Nicky cares about her kids! I'm sure Nicky isn't jealous and is relieved that the role of Mrs. Cruise is now being played by somebody else! 

 

Source: Post Chronicle

 

 

Let's just blow up Hollywood right now! They are obviously not capable of coming up with original ideas and their run must come to an end. Which brings me to our next story....

 

Nicole Kidman has committed a sin by purchasing the rights to my favorite movie of all-time "How to Marry a Millionaire" as a possible starring vehicle for herself. Nicky has plans to produce the film under 20th Century Fox.

 

The screenwriter from "The Terminal" will overhaul the entire story and bring it update. Yeah, more like MURDER it. This is not right. You can remake anything, but this!

 

The original starred Marilyn Monroe, Betty Grable and Lauren Bacall as hot bitches trying to catch a rich husband. This movie is GOLD and Nicky will pay for this! I'll see you in botox hell!

 

Source: Coming Soon

 

 

 

Yesterday, several media outlets swore up and down that Nicole Kidman was with child from Keith Urban. Her reps have shot down the claims saying that she's barren. Ok, no they didn't say that.

 

They said, "She is about to get on a horse in the outback and breaking brumbies [free-roaming Australian horse]. I hardly think she will be able to do that if she is pregnant.

 

The publicist went on to tell the AAP news agency: "As if she would confirm a pregnancy to News of the World."

 

Nicky is about to start filming Baz Luhrmann's epic, Australia with Hugh Jackman.

 

This ho already has two kids, why should we want another? I believe this is also why Tom ended his contract with her, because he wants a real-life alien spawn! Besides she would just give birth to ice cubes.  

 

 

 

 

Woman's Day (I don't know what that is either) is reporting that Nicole Kidman is knocked up with Keith Urban's baby. Sources say she's been under fertility treatments for months now and has finally told her family the news.

 

The source said, "They've been riding on clouds since they got the news. Nicole's been hoping for this since the day they got married. Everyone knows how she's been aching to have a baby. It's all she's been talking about for ages."

 

She doesn't look pregnant to me. Unless, she's carrying the baby in her hair.